“Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.” – Charlie, Varsity Blues ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Varsity Blues 1999

Charlie

Say I'm stupid and I'm about to get hit in the nuts.

Billy Bob

That's funny.

Charlie

Ain't it funny? That's what I mean. See they need to change the name of the show to America's funniest shots in the nuts.

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Charlie Tweeder Scott Caan More Charlie quotes →

Billy Bob Ron Lester More Billy Bob quotes →

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