“Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?” – Miss Davis, Varsity Blues ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Varsity Blues 1999

Miss Davis

Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?

Student

Boner? Is boner one?

Miss Davis

Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!

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