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Ladybug: [referring to Lemon] Well, he seemed like a decent guy.
Kimura: He shot me.
Ladybug: Me too. Twice. Still, he had another side to him.
[Lemon suddenly wakes up]
Kimura: He shot me.
Ladybug: Me too. Twice. Still, he had another side to him.
[Lemon suddenly wakes up]
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Ladybug: [as they're fighting] I know who killed the kid!
Tangerine: Yeah? Where the **** is he then?
Ladybug: He's on the train!
Tangerine: Oh, well, that narrows it down then, doesn't it?
Tangerine: Yeah? Where the **** is he then?
Ladybug: He's on the train!
Tangerine: Oh, well, that narrows it down then, doesn't it?
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Lemon: Who the **** are you?
Ladybug: Really? You don't remember me?
Lemon: You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.
Ladybug: Really? You don't remember me?
Lemon: You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.
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Lemon: You ever watch Thomas the Tank Engine?
Tangerine: Here we go.
Lemon: Hey, you watch something nowadays, what is it, huh? Nothing. Its twists, violence, drama, no message. What's the point? Huh? What are we supposed to learn? Everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas.
Tangerine: Here we go.
Lemon: Hey, you watch something nowadays, what is it, huh? Nothing. Its twists, violence, drama, no message. What's the point? Huh? What are we supposed to learn? Everything I learned about people I learned from Thomas.
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Maria Beetle: [over the phone] Talk to me.
Ladybug: I am ready. You are getting the new, improved me. Because if you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.
Maria Beetle: I think you might be forgetting what you do for a living. Take the gun.
Ladybug: Every job I do, somebody dies. I'm not that guy anymore.
Maria Beetle: Some conflicts require a gun.
Ladybug: Okay. What am I snatching and/or grabbing?
Maria Beetle: A briefcase. You said you wanted simple for your first job back. Doesn't get simpler.
Ladybug: There's nothing simple about this job!
Maria Beetle: There's something else going on here.
Ladybug: Yeah, I'm not the only one on this train looking for this case.
Ladybug: I am ready. You are getting the new, improved me. Because if you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.
Maria Beetle: I think you might be forgetting what you do for a living. Take the gun.
Ladybug: Every job I do, somebody dies. I'm not that guy anymore.
Maria Beetle: Some conflicts require a gun.
Ladybug: Okay. What am I snatching and/or grabbing?
Maria Beetle: A briefcase. You said you wanted simple for your first job back. Doesn't get simpler.
Ladybug: There's nothing simple about this job!
Maria Beetle: There's something else going on here.
Ladybug: Yeah, I'm not the only one on this train looking for this case.
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Maria Beetle: Are you hiding in a bathroom?
Ladybug: Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets? They're a pleasure to the senses. If I had one in the chamber, I would rock this bad boy right now.
Maria Beetle: Boundaries. We need boundaries.
Ladybug: Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets? They're a pleasure to the senses. If I had one in the chamber, I would rock this bad boy right now.
Maria Beetle: Boundaries. We need boundaries.
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Maria Beetle: Are you nervous?
Ladybug: Yeah, I'm nervous.
Maria Beetle: You sound nervous.
Ladybug: Because I am, in fact, nervous.
Ladybug: Yeah, I'm nervous.
Maria Beetle: You sound nervous.
Ladybug: Because I am, in fact, nervous.
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Prince: [on his son and grandson] They're dead, both of them.
The Elder: [revealing her assassin is dead] You tried to kill my grandson... did you really think I would leave him unprotected?
The Elder: [revealing her assassin is dead] You tried to kill my grandson... did you really think I would leave him unprotected?
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Tangerine: Game's up, mate. For what it's worth, you seem like a right **** asshole, and I'm glad you're going to **** die with me.
Ladybug: That's nice.
Ladybug: That's nice.
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The Elder: A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree.
Ladybug: He resents the... resents the farmer?
Lemon: So how do plums have **** resentments now?
Ladybug: Oh. So it can resent?
The Elder: Listen. The White Death is the farmer.
Ladybug: So we're the plums. We're the plums?
Lemon: It don't make sense! Why are you mother****ers using metaphors? Look, HE SHOT MY BROTHER!
The Elder: YOU SHOT MY SON! [pause, calmly] We prepare together, or we die alone.
Ladybug: That's... all I was trying to say.
Ladybug: He resents the... resents the farmer?
Lemon: So how do plums have **** resentments now?
Ladybug: Oh. So it can resent?
The Elder: Listen. The White Death is the farmer.
Ladybug: So we're the plums. We're the plums?
Lemon: It don't make sense! Why are you mother****ers using metaphors? Look, HE SHOT MY BROTHER!
The Elder: YOU SHOT MY SON! [pause, calmly] We prepare together, or we die alone.
Ladybug: That's... all I was trying to say.
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The Elder: Everything that's ever happened has led you here. Fate.
Ladybug: Well, that's a shit deal.
Ladybug: Well, that's a shit deal.
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The Hornet: [as she's trying to inject Ladybug] One little prick, and you know what happens?
Ladybug: Yes!
The Hornet: Your blood congeals, clotting your veins. You bleed out of your **** eye socket.
Ladybug: I said, "Yes!"
Ladybug: Yes!
The Hornet: Your blood congeals, clotting your veins. You bleed out of your **** eye socket.
Ladybug: I said, "Yes!"
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Wolf: [angrily] I am going to ruin your life the way you ruined mine!
Ladybug: Dude, I don't even know you!
Ladybug: Dude, I don't even know you!
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[Ladybug and Tangerine are in the middle of a fight when a hostess enters the room. They both immediately stop fighting. The hostess offers them snacks and beverages in her native language]
Tangerine: Oh, no thank you.
Ladybug: You know what? Do you have anything sparkling?
[She hands him a bottle of sparkling water]
Ladybug: That's it. That's the one. Thank you. Domo arigato.
[the hostess leaves. Ladybug takes a sip from the bottle]
Ladybug: Sure you don't wanna talk this out?
Tangerine: Not particularly, no.
Ladybug: Ah, okay.
[Ladybug hurls the bottle at Tangerine, hitting him in the face]
Tangerine: Oh, no thank you.
Ladybug: You know what? Do you have anything sparkling?
[She hands him a bottle of sparkling water]
Ladybug: That's it. That's the one. Thank you. Domo arigato.
[the hostess leaves. Ladybug takes a sip from the bottle]
Ladybug: Sure you don't wanna talk this out?
Tangerine: Not particularly, no.
Ladybug: Ah, okay.
[Ladybug hurls the bottle at Tangerine, hitting him in the face]
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[about Lemon, to the Prince] He was right. There's been a Diesel running up and down this train, causing all sorts of f***ing havoc, and it was you the whole time, you DIRTY LITTLE DIESEL!