Scenes with Ladybug
12 scenes
Maria Beetle
[over the phone]
Talk to me.
Ladybug
I am ready. You are getting the new, improved me. Because if you put peace out in the world, you get peace back.
Maria Beetle
I think you might be forgetting what you do for a living. Take the gun.
Ladybug
Every job I do, somebody dies. I'm not that guy anymore.
Maria Beetle
Some conflicts require a gun.
Ladybug
Okay. What am I snatching and/or grabbing?
Maria Beetle
A briefcase. You said you wanted simple for your first job back. Doesn't get simpler.
Ladybug
There's nothing simple about this job!
Maria Beetle
There's something else going on here.
Ladybug
Yeah, I'm not the only one on this train looking for this case.
Maria Beetle
Are you nervous?
Ladybug
Yeah, I'm nervous.
Maria Beetle
You sound nervous.
Ladybug
Because I am, in fact, nervous.
L Lemon
Who the **** are you?
Ladybug
Really? You don't remember me?
L Lemon
You look like every white homeless man I've ever seen.
W Wolf
[angrily]
I am going to ruin your life the way you ruined mine!
Ladybug
Dude, I don't even know you!
Maria Beetle
Are you hiding in a bathroom?
Ladybug
Yeah. Have you tried these smart toilets? They're a pleasure to the senses. If I had one in the chamber, I would rock this bad boy right now.
Maria Beetle
Boundaries. We need boundaries.
E The Elder
A plum does not resent the hungry man, but the farmer who planted the tree.
Ladybug
He resents the... resents the farmer?
L Lemon
So how do plums have **** resentments now?
Ladybug
Oh. So it can resent?
E The Elder
Listen. The White Death is the farmer.
Ladybug
So we're the plums. We're the plums?
L Lemon
It don't make sense! Why are you mother****ers using metaphors? Look, HE SHOT MY BROTHER!
E The Elder
YOU SHOT MY SON! [pause, calmly] We prepare together, or we die alone.
Ladybug
That's... all I was trying to say.
H The Hornet
[as she's trying to inject Ladybug]
One little prick, and you know what happens?
Ladybug
Yes!
H The Hornet
Your blood congeals, clotting your veins. You bleed out of your **** eye socket.
Ladybug
I said, "Yes!"
T Tangerine
[Ladybug and Tangerine are in the middle of a fight when a hostess enters the room. They both immediately stop fighting. The hostess offers them snacks and beverages in her native language]
Oh, no thank you.
Ladybug
You know what? Do you have anything sparkling?
Ladybug
[She hands him a bottle of sparkling water]
That's it. That's the one. Thank you. Domo arigato.
Ladybug
[the hostess leaves. Ladybug takes a sip from the bottle]
Sure you don't wanna talk this out?
T Tangerine
Not particularly, no.
Ladybug
Ah, okay.
[Ladybug hurls the bottle at Tangerine, hitting him in the face]
Ladybug
[as they're fighting]
I know who killed the kid!
T Tangerine
Yeah? Where the **** is he then?
Ladybug
He's on the train!
T Tangerine
Oh, well, that narrows it down then, doesn't it?
E The Elder
Everything that's ever happened has led you here. Fate.
Ladybug
Well, that's a shit deal.
T Tangerine
Game's up, mate. For what it's worth, you seem like a right **** asshole, and I'm glad you're going to **** die with me.
Ladybug
That's nice.
Ladybug
[referring to Lemon]
Well, he seemed like a decent guy.
Ladybug
Me too. Twice. Still, he had another side to him.
[Lemon suddenly wakes up]
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