Don "War Daddy" Collier quotes from Fury (2014)

Hey, you want to talk Mexican? Join another tank, a Mexican tank. This is an American tank, we talk American.

Boyd, do you think Hitler would **** one of us for a chocolate bar?

I started this war killing Germans in Africa. Then France. Then Belgium. Now I'm killing Germans in Germany. It will end, soon. But before it does, a lot more people gotta die.

Ideals are peaceful. History is violent.

I had the best assistant driver in the entire Ninth Army in that seat, and now I got you. I promised my crew a long time ago I'd keep them alive. You're getting in the way of that.

You see that? See what a kid can do? [points to a wrecked Sherman tank] That's your fault! That's your **** fault! Next German you see with a weapon, you rake the dogshit out of 'em! I don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand and momma's titty in the other, YOU CHOP HIM UP!!!

Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: Aah, ****! What the **** you do that for? I'm tryin' to fix it!

You know why.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: You wanna ****in' whoop me? It ain't gonna ****in' help anything!

Probate Fox Six.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: I said, why you always whoopin' on me?

Because you're an animal, a dog. All you understand is the fist and boot.

Norman Ellison

First Sergeant Collier?

Maybe. What the **** are you?

Norman Ellison

Private Ellison. I was told to report to you. I'm your new assistant driver.

No, you are not.

Norman Ellison

Yes, yes, I am...

Goddammit! Who told you this?

Norman Ellison

Master Sergeant with the clipboard...

Bullshit!

Norman Ellison

Right there, he...

What's your name?

Norman Ellison

Norman.

How long you been in the Army?

Norman Ellison

Eight weeks.

That's home. Do as you're told. Don't get too close to anyone.

Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: [notices Norman watching a pretty German woman at the side of the road] She'll let you **** her for a chocolate bar.

Norman Ellison

That's not true.
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: That's not true?

Norman Ellison

No.
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: [shrugs] Okay. It's not true.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: It's completely ****in' true! We'll just give her some smokes. You ain't gotta **** around and give her a whole pack neither. A ****in' four will do it.
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Norman, ignore him. Don't disappoint Christ now. Don't let them lead you astray.

You see, we can kill them but we can't **** them 'cause it says so in the Bible.
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Stop, alright? I'm done tryin' to convert you heathens. You mind if I continue invading Germany?

Boyd, do you think Jesus loves Hitler?
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Do I think Jesus loves Hitler? I'd assume so. If Hitler accepted Jesus into his heart and got baptized, he'd be saved. Ain't gonna save him from Man's justice.

Why don't they just quit?

Would you?

Good shooting.
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Wasn't me. I'm the instrument, not the hand. God didn't want us today. You hear me boys?
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: What's He doing up there, big pair of dice? Everyone else came up snake eyes but us?
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Lord's protection.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: We got it, don't we?
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Yes, sir, yes sir.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: And Norm, you mowed those ****ers down!
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Yeah, good shooting, Norm.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: Welcome to the Army now. [bangs against turret] Best job I ever had!
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Best job I ever had!
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: Best job I ever had.

Norman Ellison

Best job I ever had.

Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: [To Norman] Damn, son. You're a fightin', ****in', drinkin' machine!

Machine. That's it, that's your war name. I christen thee, "Machine".
Boyd 'Bible' Swan & Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: Machine!

Norman Ellison

You're wounded.

Sure am.

Norman Ellison

Sergeant Collier?

My name's Don.

Norman Ellison

Sorry. Don?

Yeah kid?

Norman Ellison

I'm scared.

I'm scared too, son.