Fury (2014) quotes

View Quote Captain Waggoner: [On the Germans] Why don't they just quit?
Wardaddy: Would you?

View Quote Norman Ellison: First Sergeant Collier?
Wardaddy: [turns to face Norman] Maybe. What the **** are you?
Norman Ellison: Private Ellison. I was told to report to you. I'm your new assistant driver.
Wardaddy: [takes a long look at Norman] No, you are not.
Norman Ellison: Yes, yes, I am...
Wardaddy: Goddammit! Who told you this?
Norman Ellison: [pointing] Master Sergeant with the clipboard...
Wardaddy: Bullshit!
Norman Ellison: [pointing] Right there, he...
Wardaddy: What's your name?
Norman Ellison: Norman.
Wardaddy: [pause] How long you been in the Army?
Norman Ellison: [breathes out] Eight weeks.
Wardaddy: [points to tank] That's home. Do as you're told. Don't get too close to anyone.

View Quote Norman Ellison: You're wounded.
Wardaddy: Sure am.
Norman Ellison: Sergeant Collier?
Wardaddy: My name's Don.
Norman Ellison: Sorry. Don?
Wardaddy: Yeah kid?
Norman Ellison: I'm scared.
Wardaddy: I'm scared too, son.

View Quote Wardaddy: Good shooting.
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Wasn't me. I'm the instrument, not the hand. God didn't want us today. You hear me boys?
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: What's He doing up there, big pair of dice? Everyone else came up snake eyes but us?
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Lord's protection.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: We got it, don't we?
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Yes, sir, yes sir.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: And Norm, you mowed those ****ers down!
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Yeah, good shooting, Norm.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: Welcome to the Army now. [bangs against turret] Best job I ever had!
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Best job I ever had!
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: Best job I ever had.
Norman Ellison: Best job I ever had.

View Quote [Gordo goes through Norman's duffle bag]
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: Where are your cigarettes?
Norman Ellison: I don't smoke.
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: You're a bastard.

View Quote [Wardaddy kicks Coon-Ass in the back while Coon-Ass is working on the tank's electrics]
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: Aah, ****! What the **** you do that for? I'm tryin' to fix it!
Wardaddy: You know why.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: You wanna ****in' whoop me? It ain't gonna ****in' help anything!
Wardaddy: [radio check] Probate Fox Six.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: I said, why you always whoopin' on me?
Wardaddy: Because you're an animal, a dog. All you understand is the fist and boot.

View Quote Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Wait 'till you see it.
Norman Ellison: See what?
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: What a man can do to another man.

View Quote Boyd 'Bible' Swan: You from Missouri?
Norman Ellison: No.
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: You from Chicago?
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: Nah, you're from Arkansas, ain't you?
Norman Ellison: No, I'm from Pittsburgh...
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: Hey, hush up, man, nobody gives a **** where you're from.

View Quote Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: [To Norman] Damn, son. You're a fightin', ****in', drinkin' machine!
Wardaddy: Machine. That's it, that's your war name. I christen thee, "Machine".
Boyd 'Bible' Swan & Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: Machine!

View Quote Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: [notices Norman watching a pretty German woman at the side of the road] She'll let you **** her for a chocolate bar.
Norman Ellison: [scoffs] That's not true.
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: That's not true?
Norman Ellison: No.
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: [shrugs] Okay. It's not true.
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: It's completely ****in' true! We'll just give her some smokes. You ain't gotta **** around and give her a whole pack neither. A ****in' four will do it.
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Norman, ignore him. Don't disappoint Christ now. Don't let them lead you astray.
Wardaddy: You see, we can kill them but we can't **** them 'cause it says so in the Bible.
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Stop, alright? I'm done tryin' to convert you heathens. You mind if I continue invading Germany?
Wardaddy: Boyd, do you think Jesus loves Hitler?
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Do I think Jesus loves Hitler? I'd assume so. If Hitler accepted Jesus into his heart and got baptized, he'd be saved. Ain't gonna save him from Man's justice.

View Quote Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: Hey! Hey, start shooting!
Norman Ellison: But what do I shoot at?
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: The Nazis, dumb ****!

View Quote [After Norman doesn't fire on Volksstrum boys during an ambush] You see that? See what a kid can do? [points to a wrecked Sherman tank] That's your fault! That's your **** fault! Next German you see with a weapon, you rake the dogshit out of 'em! I don't care if it's a baby with a butter knife in one hand and momma's titty in the other, YOU CHOP HIM UP!!!

View Quote [On Norman's mediocre performance in his first battle] I had the best assistant driver in the entire Ninth Army in that seat, and now I got you. I promised my crew a long time ago I'd keep them alive. You're getting in the way of that.

View Quote Best job I ever had!

View Quote Boyd, do you think Hitler would **** one of us for a chocolate bar?