Rick Ricardelli
You name it, he ghosts it.
Rick Ricardelli
Rick Ricardelli
Get some sleep on the plane. You're sounding weird. "A tethered goat." I'll call you next week.
The Ghost
[At a restaurant]
But you realize I know nothing about politics?
Rick Ricardelli
You voted for him, didn't you?
The Ghost
Adam Lang? Of course I did.
Rick Ricardelli
Everyone voted for him. He wasn't a politician, he was a craze.
The Ghost
Well, there you go.
Rick Ricardelli
Look, it's a new ghostwriter he needs, not another goddamn politico. He was paid $10 million for these memoirs, but rumor has it the manuscript's a crock of shit. Rhinehart's lending him his house at the ocean so they can fix it, and the pressure must have gotten to McAra. Pathologist said his blood was, like, three parts booze.
The Ghost
You mean he drowned by accident?
Rick Ricardelli
Accident, suicide, who cares? It was the book that killed him.
The Ghost
Well, that's encouraging. [Rick dryly chuckles] Who is this McAra? Should I have heard of him?
Rick Ricardelli
Yeah. He was some kind of aide to Lang when he was Prime Minister, so don't admit that you haven't. He was with him for years.
The Ghost
I don't know, Rick.
Rick Ricardelli
This is a great opportunity for you. Plus the money is good. Kids won't starve.
The Ghost
I don't have any kids.
Rick Ricardelli
I do.
Frank Castle / The Punisher
[to Spider-Man]
You know, you got some mouth on you?
Frank Castle / The Punisher
I seen... I've seen real bravery, kid, in my day. But that, that... That was something else.
Spider-Man
Frank, what are you doing here?!
The Punisher
What do you think I'm doing?! I'm saving your ass!
Spider-Man
This is way above your paygrade, dude! WE'RE FIGHTING THE HULK!
The Punisher
[Hulk breaks out of Spider-Man's webs, stomping the ground and causing it to collapse.]
OH, SHIT!
Coon-Ass
What happened happened, what's going to happen is going to happen. Sitting here playing house with a couple of bitch Krauts ain't gonna change a **** thing.
Coon-Ass
Best job I ever had!
Coon-Ass
Damn son, you're a fighting, ****, drinking machine!
Lee Iacocca
James Bond does not drive a Ford, sir.
Henry Ford II
That's because he's a degenerate.
Gary
[During the Ford-Ferrari negotiations in Italy, Enzo Ferrari receives a message from Fiat. He begins to ask Lee Iacocca questions in Italian while Gary, Iacocca's translator, translates Ferrari's words in English.]
'Only one small question. It concerns my race program. If I wish to race Le Mans, and you do not wish for me to race Le Mans... do we or do we not go?'
Lee Iacocca
Look, in that highly unlikely scenario... if, uh, we just can't agree... then, yes. I mean, no. You are correct. You do not go.
Gary
[Ferrari's translator explains, but he stops her. He then displays his anger towards Iacocca.]
'My integrity as a constructor, as a man, as an Italian, is deeply insulted by your proposal.'
Gary
[Ferrari gets up and puts on his jacket.]
'Go back to Michigan. Back to your big, ugly factory. Back to your big, ugly factory, making its ugly, little cars.'
Gary
[Ferrari approaches Iacocca]
'Tell your pigheaded boss that all his, uh, smug executives are worthless sons of whores.'
Enzo Ferrari
[in English]
Tell him he's not Henry Ford. He's Henry Ford II.
Enzo Ferrari
[Ferrari turns towards his associates] [in Italian]
I'm starving. Let's go eat.
Leo Beebe
[Henry II reads the newspaper headline of Fiat buying Ferrari before dropping the paper and picking up his glass to pour a drink.]
He played us. Old Man Enzo had no intention of selling to us. He used us to up his price, embarrass our company and insult your leadership. It was a bad idea from the start.
Henry Ford II
[Henry II approaches the executives that went to Italy]
What exactly did he say?
Lee Iacocca
[Henry II takes a sip.]
He said Ford makes ugly little cars, and we make 'em... in an ugly factory. He said our executives are sons of whores.
Henry Ford II
[Henry II approaches Iacocca]
About me.
Lee Iacocca
He called you fat, sir. Pigheaded.
Henry Ford II
Go on.
Lee Iacocca
He said you're not Henry Ford. You're Henry Ford II.
Henry Ford II
[Henry II stares at Iacocca before walking back to his desk.]
I want the best engineers. The best drivers. I don't care what it costs. We're gonna build a race car...
Henry Ford II
[Henry II puts down his glass]
And we're gonna bury that goddamn greasy wop 100 feet deep under the finish line at Le Mans. And I will be there to watch it.
Menelaus
Perhaps you've heard of Helen? Face that launched a thousand ships. Maybe now just five hundred.