Spider-Man: Brand New Day 2026 quotes

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Spider-Man: Brand New Day quotes

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Peter

I know, I'm sorry.

MJ

I don't really need you to keep saying that you're sorry.

Peter

Well, I don't know what you want me to tell you.

MJ

I want you to tell me why you would do this to me.

Peter

You mean everything to me. And I've been trying to live my life without you, but I... I can't. I love you.

MJ

...This spell, or whatever it is that you did... It worked. All these memories you're saying that we have together, I-- I don't, I don't have them. And I do see why, you know, she would love you -- the girl you wrote that letter to, but... I don't love you. I don't even know you.

Spider-Man

Frank, what are you doing here?!

The Punisher

What do you think I'm doing?! I'm saving your ass!

Spider-Man

This is way above your paygrade, dude! WE'RE FIGHTING THE HULK!

The Punisher
[Hulk breaks out of Spider-Man's webs, stomping the ground and causing it to collapse.]

OH, SHIT!

Spider-Man

Frank, you owe me!

The Punisher

Ah, for Christ's... Aren't you sick of this story?

Spider-Man

Staten Island!

The Punisher

Nah, Staten Island.

Spider-Man

What more do you want me to do? I literally saved your life!

The Punisher

You're outta your mind, kid!

Spider-Man

What, do I gotta save it twice to get a favor outta you?

The Punisher

That guy couldn't hit me with a handful of rice!

Spider-Man

I mean, what does that sound like to you?

The Punisher
[Overlapping:]
Spider-Man

A drug dealer was gonna shoot a guy, then I webbed it up, outta the drug dealer's hand, then I kicked the drug dealer back into a storage unit! What does that sound like to you?

The Punisher

I had him exactly where I wanted him, I seen him right there, I know exactly what I'm doing up here! Okay, fine, what would you call that?

Michelle

I don't care, I just wanna go home.

The Punisher

That's an excellent idea! Kick rocks, go home!

The Punisher

Goddammit. I knew I shoulda brought a bigger gun.

Spider-Man

That's a good idea, bring a bigger gun. What are you gonna do, tickle him to death?

The Punisher

Hey, you looked the exact way I thought you would. Nice kid. Never had a friend like that.

Peter

Are we friends now?

Jean Grey
[after realizing Sara's fate and what V-Max really is]

The last thing my sister saw was this goddamn room!

Jean Grey
[possessing Frank Castle / The Punisher]

This guy's got issues.

Jean Grey
[possessing Michelle Jones]

Go ahead, Peter. Touch her. Hold her.

Frank Castle / The Punisher
[to Spider-Man]

You know, you got some mouth on you?

Peter Parker / Spider-Man
[to the Punisher]

It's the Hulk. What are you gonna do, tickle him to death?

Jean Grey

Don't be so sure I can't get into your mind.

M.J.

From my side of the curtain, a really good guy who might just be changing.