View Quote [Iron Man has a heart-to-heart with Spider-Man after saving the Staten Island Ferry]
Tony Stark: Previously on Peter Screws The Pooch, I tell you to stay away from this. Instead, you hacked a multi-million-dollar suit so you could sneak around behind my back doing the one thing I told you not to do.
Peter: Is everyone okay?
Stark: No thanks to you.
Peter: No thanks to me? Those weapons were out there, and I tried to tell you about it, but you didn't listen. None of this would've happened if you'd just listened to me! If you actually cared, you'd be here.
[Tony Stark steps out of the suit to reveal that he IS in fact there]
Stark: [walks toward Peter who repeatedly steps back] I did listen, kid. Who do you think called the FBI, huh? Did you know that I was the only one who believed in you? Everyone else said I was crazy to recruit a 14-year-old kid.
Peter: I'm 15.
Stark: [angered at smart-alecky remark] No, this is where you ZIP IT, alright? The adult is talking! What if somebody had died tonight? Different story, right? Because that's on you. And if you died, I think that's on me. I don't need that on my conscience.
Peter: Yes sir.
Stark: Yes..
Peter: I'm sorry.
Stark: Sorry doesn't cut it -
Peter: I understand. I just wanted to be like you.
Stark: Then I wanted you to be better. Okay, it's not working out. I'm gonna need the suit back.
Peter: For how long?
Stark: Forever. Yeah that's how long it takes.
Peter: [overlaps] No! No, no, no! Please, please!
Stark: Let's have it
Peter: You don't understand! It's all I have. I'm nothing without this suit!
Stark: If you're nothing without this suit, then you shouldn't have it, okay? God, I sound like my dad.
Peter: I don't have any other clothes.
Stark: Okay, we'll sort that out.

View Quote [Adrian Toomes drives his daughter and Peter Parker to Homecoming]
Adrian Toomes: So, what are you gonna do, Pete?
Peter: Huh?
Toomes: After you graduate, what are you gonna do?
Peter: Um, I don't know.
Toomes: I just figure, with you guys going to that school, you pretty much have your whole lives planned out, right?
Liz: Peter has an internship with Tony Stark, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't have to worry.
Toomes: Really? Stark? What do you do?
Peter: [nervous] Actually, I don't intern for him anymore.
Liz: Really?
Peter: Yeah, it got... boring.
Liz: Boring? You got to hang out with Spider-Man!
Toomes: Really? Spider-Man?! What's he like?
Peter: Yeah, he's... nice. Solid dude.
Toomes: I've seen you around, right? Because, even the voice...
Liz: He does academic decathlon, and he was at my party.
Peter: It was a great party, really beautiful house, lots of windows...
Liz: You were there for like, two seconds.
Peter: I was there longer than two seconds.
Liz: You disappeared, like you always do, like you did in D.C., too.
Toomes: [Considering these details] Terrible what happened down there in D.C., though. Pretty scary. Bet you were glad that your old pal Spider-Man showed up in the elevator, though?
Peter: I actually... didn't go up that day, I saw it off on the ground.
Toomes: Good old Spider-Man. [they arrive at Homecoming] You head in there, gumdrop. I'm gonna give Peter the old "dad talk".
Liz: [to Peter] Don't let him intimidate you. Have a safe flight!
Toomes: [turning to Peter, with a pistol in his hand but not aiming at him] Does she know?
Peter: Know what?
Toomes: So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important to me than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I will kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?
Peter: ...Thank you.
Toomes: You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.

View Quote [at shop class, Peter is disassembling a Chitauri power cell with a hammer]
Ned: Whoa, what is that?
Peter: I dunno, but some guy tried to vaporize me with it.
Ned: Seriously? Awesome! I mean, not awesome... totally uncool, that guy.
Peter: I think it's some kind of power source.
Ned: Yeah, but it's connected to all these retro-processors. That's an inductive charging plate: it's what I use to charge my toothbrush.
Peter: So whoever is making these weapons is obviously combining alien tech with ours.
Ned: That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said. I just want to thank you for letting me be a part of your journey.

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The Odyssey (2026) as Telemachus

View Quote [Grabs the beggar about to see Penelope] Just don't try to give her any false hope. She has some way of knowing whether a someone has actually seen Odysseus. [referring to Eumaeus] You see that man? He can't see much anymore, but that doesn't stop him beating travelers to death in exchange for lies about my father.

View Quote Zeus's law tells us to treat strangers as we be treated because they might be gods in disguise. I think we've established Antinius, that you are not a god.

View Quote Odysseus: Come back as a prince, call a banquet. I'll be there.
Telemachus: What will you do at the banquet?
Odysseus: Beg. The clearest view of men is from below.

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Uncharted (2022) as Nathan Drake

View Quote I'm going to finish what my brother started.

View Quote I've been dreaming about this stuff since I was a kid.

View Quote No, I wanted to do this with my brother Sam– not with you.

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Onward (2020) as Ian Lightfoot

View Quote [reading his dad's letter] "I wrote this spell so I could see for myself who my boys grew up to be."

View Quote I had someone who looked out for me. Someone who pushed me to be more than I ever thought I could be. I never had a dad, but I always had you.

View Quote Laurel: [hurts her foot on one of Barley's figurines] Oh, my... Barley, keep your soldiers off my land, or our kingdom will go to war! [kicks it in his room]
Barley: [from in his room] Sorry, Mom!
Laurel: Oh, this is the world's longest gap year. Honey, I was gonna do that.
Ian: That's okay.
Laurel: Wow! You must have been taught by some kind of sewing master.
Ian: Yeah. A very humble sewing master. What was Dad like when he was my age? Was he always super confident.
Laurel: Oh, no. It took him a while to find out who he was.
Ian: I wish I'd met him.
Laurel: Oh, me too. But, hey, you know when your dad got sick, he fought so hard because he wanted to meet you more than anything. You know what? I have something for you. I was gonna wait until after cake, but I think you've waited long enough.

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Chaos Walking (2021) as Todd Hewitt

View Quote I am Todd Hewitt. I am Todd Hewitt. I'm Todd Hewitt. I am Todd Hewitt.

View Quote Sorry. I... I didn't mean to think that.

View Quote Hildy: You didn't just think there were two settlements in all of New World, did you?
Todd: No, of course not. Thought it was one.

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The Impossible (2012) as Lucas

View Quote Old Woman: Some of those stars have been burnt out for a long, long time. They're dead, but once they were so bright that their light is still travelling through space. We can still see them.
Lucas: How can you tell which one is dead and which one is not?
Old Woman: No, you can't, it's impossible. It's a beautiful mystery, isn't it?

View Quote Maria: [after Lucas makes her eat some fruit] You're so bossy.
Lucas: I wonder who I take after.

View Quote Maria: [Watching in horror as the tsunami crashes into the resort] COVER THE BOYS!!!
Henry: LUCAS!
Lucas: DAD!!

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