Logan Lerman movie quotes

View Quote [Gordo goes through Norman's duffle bag]
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: Where are your cigarettes?
Norman Ellison: I don't smoke.
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: You're a bastard.

View Quote Boyd 'Bible' Swan: You from Missouri?
Norman Ellison: No.
Trini 'Gordo' Garcia: You from Chicago?
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: Nah, you're from Arkansas, ain't you?
Norman Ellison: No, I'm from Pittsburgh...
Grady 'Coon-Ass' Travis: Hey, hush up, man, nobody gives a **** where you're from.

View Quote Boyd 'Bible' Swan: Wait 'till you see it.
Norman Ellison: See what?
Boyd 'Bible' Swan: What a man can do to another man.

View Quote William Evans: You gonna hock that?
Dan Evans: Someday, William... you walk in my shoes, you might understand.
William Evans: I ain't ever walking in your shoes.

View Quote William Evans: You ever been to Dodge?
Ben Wade: Yes, indeed. Meanest, most beautiful dirty city there ever was. Saloon was just overflowing with cattle drivers, and road agents, prospectors, gunslingers, gamblers, and women. Women who'll do things to you, you'll never forget.
Doc Potter: They'll give you a disease you'll never forget.
Ben Wade: Money in your pocket in Dodge City, you can have everything a man ever wished for. Everything a man comes to need. I got there on my own as a boy not much bigger than you.
Dan Evans: And how many men you killed since then, Wade? How many families you destroyed?
Ben Wade: Quite a few.
Doc Potter: Is it true that you dynamited a wagon full of prospectors in the Western Territories last spring?
Ben Wade: No, that's a lie. It was a train full.

View Quote Ben Wade: They're gonna kill you and your father, William. They're gonna laugh while they do it. I think you know that.
William Evans: Call 'em off.
Ben Wade: Why should I?
William Evans: Because you're not all bad.
Ben Wade: Yes, I am.
William Evans: You saved us from those Indians.
Ben Wade: I saved myself.
William Evans: You got us through the tunnels. You helped us get away.
Ben Wade: If I had a gun in them tunnels, I would have used it on you.
William Evans: I don't believe you.
Ben Wade: Kid, I wouldn't last five minutes leading an outfit like that if I wasn't as rotten as hell.

View Quote [first lines; Zeus and Poseidon meet at the top of the Empire State Building]
Poseidon: Zeus.
Zeus: Poseidon.
Poseiden: It's been many years.
Zeus: What do you see?
Poseiden: Thunderclouds.
Zeus: But no lightning. Stolen.
Poseidon: What, you think I took it? Omnipotence has blinded you, brother. We are forbidden from stealing each other's powers.
Zeus: But our children aren't.
Poseidon: You're accusing my son? I haven't seen him since he was a baby. He doesn't know me; he doesn't even know who he is because of you.
Zeus: If your son is the thief, I will send him to the depths of Tartarus.
Poseidon: [grabs Zeus in rage] If you touch him, you will have the fight of your life!
Zeus: [breaks free] He must return the bolt to me in 14 days, by midnight on the summer solstice... or there will be war.
[Gabe slaps Sally's butt]
Percy: Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? It's disgusting. We're in a kitchen.
Chiron: [quietly to Grover] They found him. He's in danger.
Percy: Who found me?
Chiron: [hands Percy what appears to be an ordinary pen] Percy, take this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon. Guard it well. Only use it in times of severe distress.
Percy: This is a pen. This is a pen!
Grover: [seeing the daughters of Aphrodite] Ooh. The daughters of Aphrodite. Okay. All right, guys. You guys got a lot of catching up to do. Their mother is the goddess of love, so you know where that leads.
Percy: I get the sense that you don't like me very much.
Annabeth: It's possible. I mean, our parents hate each other.
Percy: Wait... they do?
Annabeth: Mm-hmm. I definitely have strong feelings for you. I just haven't decided if they're positive or negative yet.
Percy: Well, you let me know when you figure it out.
Annabeth: You'll be the first.
Grover: [holding up Medusa's head] Guys, I can't pee with her watching me!
[passing the room, the maid sees the head, screams, and runs off]
Grover: Sorry, guys. I messed up. I should have closed the curtains.
Annabeth: Come on, guys. Let's hit the road before Homeland Security shows up.
Hades: [yelling] Persephone! What could possibly be taking so long? Don't ignore me!
Persephone: [yells back] Or WHAT?! What will you do? [quietly] I'm already in Hell.
[As the hellhounds chase Percy, Annabeth, Grover, and Sally into the gate of souls, Hades and Persephone share a kiss until suddenly, Persephone snatches the bolt. Hades thinks that she is playing around]
Hades: Alright, come on. Come on, give it back.
[Persephone strikes Hades with the bolt, knocking him out. She laughs enthusiastically and turns around]
Persephone: [to the hounds; throws her hand out] Fyge makria tous! [the gates slam shut, and the hounds leave]
Grover: Bad dog! Bad dog!
Persephone: He won't remember a thing!
Percy: [draws his sword] Why'd you do that?
Persephone: Because, he's cruel and abusive! The only thing I look forward to is my allotted time away from this hellhole. A war of the gods would put an end to all that, and I'd be alone with only him, forever. [holds the bolt out to Percy] Go. Take the bolt. And your mother.
Poseidon: I know I'm not the father you always wanted. But if you even need me, I'll be there for you. In your thoughts, in your dreams.
Annabeth: [leaning in as if to kiss Percy, then swiping his sword] First rule of battle strategy: don't ever let your opponent distract you.
[last lines]
Gabe: I need a beer. [goes to the refrigerator and sees a lock on the door along with a note that reads "Do not open this refrigerator under any condition! EVER! No matter what!! - Percy"] What? "Do not open..." That little brat. Well, I may not live here anymore... but I'm still the king of this castle. [grabs a fire extinguisher, breaks the lock, and opens the door to reveal Medusa's head on the top shelf. Her eyes glow yellow, and her snakes hiss. The camera goes down one snake's throat, and the screen turns black. The sound of stone hardening is heard.]

View Quote Gabe: Woman!
Sally: Hi, Gabe.
Gabe: Where's my beer?
Sally: It's in the fridge.
Gabe: So, what, it's supposed to magically float from the icebox and into my hand? Hustle. [Gabe slaps Sally's butt]
Percy: Oh, come on, man. You have to do that right here? It's disgusting. We're in a kitchen. Yeah, real charmer you got there, really. Show some respect, all right? That's my mom right there.
Gabe: This is my house. You show some respect.
Percy: Oh, come on. Why do you stay with that pig? He smells like a sewer. He sleeps till noon every day and he can't even hold a job. Why do you stay with him?
Sally: He's been good to us, Percy, in ways you don't understand.
Percy: You're right. I don't understand. I don't get it.

View Quote Gabe: Sally! More beer!
Percy: Mom! Hey, Mom. Mom! Mom! Look, we gotta talk, okay?
Gabe: Hey! Can't you see she's servicing me and my friends?
Percy: Hey. Hey! Don't talk about my mom like that, you bald-headed freak.
Sally: No, Gabe! Gabe!
Grover: Calm down! [Gabe gets hurt by Grover's crutches]
Gabe's Friend: Whoa!
Percy: Hey, nice one.
Grover: Like I said, I'm your protector.

View Quote Skeletons can't just get up and walk away! You were right. That man wasn't the killer, the real killer is still out there and he knows dad's onto him.

View Quote Walter Sparrow: [finding a knife in her purse, laughing in disbelief] What's this for, Ag? What are you going to do with this?
Agatha Sparrow: I... I took it to protect us. From... whoever we were going to meet at the mailbox facility.
Walter Sparrow: Intending to kill that poor old man who you got to publish your book? To protect your little secret?
Agatha Sparrow: [Flashback] I'll take care of it!
Walter Sparrow: [Present] He was ALIVE before you sent us away!
Agatha Sparrow: Robin will hear you.
Walter Sparrow: Oh, we wouldn't want that, would we? We wouldn't want our son to know the horrible truth about his mother!
Robin Sparrow: [walks in] Mom? Dad? What's going on?
Walter Sparrow: She's Topsy Kretts; she wrote the book!
Agatha Sparrow: No, it's not true. Now your father's going to put down the knife. Aren't you, Walter?
Walter Sparrow: Tell him the truth.
Agatha Sparrow: Walter...
Walter Sparrow: Tell him... how you took the skeleton.
Agatha Sparrow: Yes, Isaac and I took the skeleton...
Robin Sparrow: You did?
Agatha Sparrow: And I'd do it again! But I did not write the book.
Walter Sparrow: Don't lie! 13 years. 13 years of lies! NO MORE!
Agatha Sparrow: Don't do this to us, Walter!
Robin Sparrow: Mom, who wrote the book?
Walter Sparrow: Tell him who wrote it. [whispering] Tell him.
Agatha Sparrow: ...You wrote the book, Walter.