Michael Peña movie quotes

View Quote The most amazing thing just happened. I saw Jesus. And you know what? He had a bottle of water. And I could have drunk it, you know? But I didn't drink it. He's telling us something, Sarge. He's telling us to come home.

View Quote You remember Starsky and Hutch? When I was a kid, it was on TV. I remember the theme song. When that would come on, I'd run around the house and arrest my sister, Karen. Took me six years to be a cop. The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cop.

View Quote Kassimatis said you were the best. You were the guy who knew everything down here. Dom, Antonio and Chris, nothing was gonna stop them from trying to help. We figured we might as well follow the best guy in.

View Quote (last words) Mmm! That's some, like, gourmet icing! Who puts eyeballs in filling? (hyperventilates) GUARDS!

View Quote Ponies of Equestria, we come on behalf of the fearsome, the powerful, the almighty... Storm King! And now, to deliver the evil, evil message, put your hooves together FOR COMMANDER TEMPEST!

View Quote I know you're disappointed, but I got one word for you: 'spongecake'.

View Quote She'll let you **** her for a chocolate bar!

View Quote This ain't pretty; it's what we do.

View Quote In France, we hit the beach right after D-Day and fought through all those **** hedgerows. We finally broke out into open country. And bypassed all these Kraut divisions. We linked up with the Canadians and British and trapped an entire Kraut Army pulling back to Germany. We **** them up. With planes and artillery. Dead Krauts and horses and busted up tanks and cars for miles. Miles. Your eyes see it but your head can't make no sense of it. We go in there. And for three whole days we shot wounded horses. All day long. Sun up to sundown. Putting down horses. Hot summer days. Ain't smelled nothing like it. The sound of it. Those **** horses screaming. Black clouds of flies buzzing. Like being in a giant bee hive.

View Quote Dude, give me a hug, man. Give me a birthday hug! I´m so in harvesting

View Quote (After the ninjas and Garmadon finally retrieve the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon)
Garmadon: You know, L-loyd, after spending all this time with you and, seeing the amazing ninja warrior you've become...
Lloyd: Yeah?
Garmadon: You know, I've realized that... we don't need to fight each other, when we can fight alongside each other.
Lloyd: Really?
Garmadon: Yeah. L-loyd, will you go back to Ninjago with me, as father... (Lloyd gasps excitedly) and, General number one?
Lloyd: (shocked and confused) Wait, what? Your... your General number one?
Garmadon: Exactly!
Lloyd: But... but you just said how you regretted letting me go.
Garmadon: Because you'd make the perfect General number one. We're an amazing team, L-loyd. You, me, the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon. We'd be unstoppable!
Lloyd: No. I don't want to be your General number one.
Garmadon: But just imagine it. We can rule Ninjago, together! (Lloyd becomes horrified as he realize his father is still incapable in changing his evil ways) Come with me, L-loyd. We have so much lost time to make up for! And since I'll no longer be attacking the city, no one will hate you anymore! And I'll never forget your birthday again, because we'll celebrate your birthday every day! And think of all the things I could teach you: tie a tie, ride a bike, conquer a city! (taking the chest from Lloyd) And if we leave now, we can unleash the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon on Meowthra and conquer Ninjago together. Come on!
Lloyd: Dad, please don't.
Garmadon: (bumping into Cole) Huh?
Lloyd: Come back to Ninjago with me and save the city.
Garmadon: What?
Lloyd: You'll be a hero.
Garmadon: But that's not who I am, L-loyd. People would never see me as a hero.
Lloyd: But it doesn't have to be this way. This is your chance to make a change.
Garmadon: (feeling betrayed) I didn't want it to be this way either, but here we are.
Lloyd: Dad, please, don't go.
Garmadon: If I couldn't change then, what makes you think I could change now?
(Surrounded by Cole and Zane, Garmadon attacks them both)
Lloyd: No, no!
(The fight over the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon rages on between Garmadon and the ninjas)
Zane: Stop!
Kai: Oh, no no no no!
Nya: No, hey!
Garmadon: (kicking Nya away) Back off!
Kai: (furiously attacking Garmadon) Hey, that's my sister!
Garmadon: Get off my face!
Kai: (throwing Garmadon against the ground) Bam!
Jay: (taking the chest from Garmadon and runs) I got it!
Garmadon: Give that back! (Garmadon angrily knocks Jay over by kicking the stool towards him, making him drop the chest)
Lloyd: (picking up the chest) I can help you. We can do it together!
Garmadon: Just give me the box and we can talk about it.
Lloyd: I can't. You'll just leave! (Lloyd loses hold of the chest after Garmadon kicks him)
Nya: (catching the chest) I got it!
Zane: (noticing Garmadon coming at Nya) Look out!
Nya: (passing the chest to Cole) Cole!
Garmadon: Ha! Gotcha!
Cole: Nice try. (passing the chest to Zane) Zane!
Zane: We're like the Harlem Globetrotters.
Kai: Here! Here! Here here here here here! (Zane passes the chest to Kai) Ba ba-da ba! (Garmadon kicks the chest away from his hands) Hey!
Lloyd: (seeing Nya catching the chest again) Over here, over here!
Garmadon: Get outta my way!
Nya: (throwing the chest high for Lloyd, catch it!
Kai: Run, Lloyd, run!
Zane: Catch it, Lloyd!
Lloyd: I got it! I got it!
(Lloyd fails to catch the chest in the nick of time)
Zane: Preditable but regrettable.
Jay: Ughhh!
Nya: Bummer, man.
Garmadon: Oh, L-Loyd. (Garmadon slides, tipping some of the ninjas over and snatching the chest)
Lloyd: Dad!
Garmadon: (before leaving the temple) I should have taught you how to catch. (He locks his son and the ninjas inside)
Lloyd: No!
(Garmadon flies away in the helicopter he and the ninjas had built last night, unaware of the rumbling ground he caused about to make the temple fall apart)
Garmadon: So long, L-loyd.