A character in The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017)

Kai quotes from The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017)

Kai

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017): in 2 of its 18 quotes

A line from Kai

Dude, give me a hug, man. Give me a birthday hug!
I´m so in harvesting

Scenes with Kai

1 scene
Garmadon
(After the ninjas and Garmadon finally retrieve the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon)

You know, L-loyd, after spending all this time with you and, seeing the amazing ninja warrior you've become...

Yeah?

Garmadon

You know, I've realized that... we don't need to fight each other, when we can fight alongside each other.

Really?

Garmadon

Yeah. L-loyd, will you go back to Ninjago with me, as father... (Lloyd gasps excitedly) and, General number one?

(shocked and confused)

Wait, what? Your... your General number one?

Garmadon

Exactly!

But... but you just said how you regretted letting me go.

Garmadon

Because you'd make the perfect General number one. We're an amazing team, L-loyd. You, me, the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon. We'd be unstoppable!

No. I don't want to be your General number one.

Garmadon

But just imagine it. We can rule Ninjago, together! (Lloyd becomes horrified as he realize his father is still incapable in changing his evil ways) Come with me, L-loyd. We have so much lost time to make up for! And since I'll no longer be attacking the city, no one will hate you anymore! And I'll never forget your birthday again, because we'll celebrate your birthday every day! And think of all the things I could teach you: tie a tie, ride a bike, conquer a city! (taking the chest from Lloyd) And if we leave now, we can unleash the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon on Meowthra and conquer Ninjago together. Come on!

Dad, please don't.

Garmadon
(bumping into Cole)

Huh?

Come back to Ninjago with me and save the city.

Garmadon

What?

You'll be a hero.

Garmadon

But that's not who I am, L-loyd. People would never see me as a hero.

But it doesn't have to be this way. This is your chance to make a change.

Garmadon
(feeling betrayed)

I didn't want it to be this way either, but here we are.

Dad, please, don't go.

Garmadon

If I couldn't change then, what makes you think I could change now?

(Surrounded by Cole and Zane, Garmadon attacks them both)

No, no!

(The fight over the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon rages on between Garmadon and the ninjas)

Stop!

Kai

Oh, no no no no!

Nya

No, hey!

Garmadon
(kicking Nya away)

Back off!

Kai
(furiously attacking Garmadon)

Hey, that's my sister!

Garmadon

Get off my face!

Kai
(throwing Garmadon against the ground)

Bam!

Jay
(taking the chest from Garmadon and runs)

I got it!

Garmadon

Give that back! (Garmadon angrily knocks Jay over by kicking the stool towards him, making him drop the chest)

(picking up the chest)

I can help you. We can do it together!

Garmadon

Just give me the box and we can talk about it.

I can't. You'll just leave! (Lloyd loses hold of the chest after Garmadon kicks him)

Nya
(catching the chest)

I got it!

(noticing Garmadon coming at Nya)

Look out!

Nya
(passing the chest to Cole)

Cole!

Garmadon

Ha! Gotcha!

Cole

Nice try. (passing the chest to Zane) Zane!

We're like the Harlem Globetrotters.

Kai

Here! Here! Here here here here here! (Zane passes the chest to Kai) Ba ba-da ba! (Garmadon kicks the chest away from his hands) Hey!

(seeing Nya catching the chest again)

Over here, over here!

Garmadon

Get outta my way!

Nya

(throwing the chest high for Lloyd, catch it!

Kai

Run, Lloyd, run!

Catch it, Lloyd!

I got it! I got it!

(Lloyd fails to catch the chest in the nick of time)

Preditable but regrettable.

Jay

Ughhh!

Nya

Bummer, man.

Garmadon

Oh, L-Loyd. (Garmadon slides, tipping some of the ninjas over and snatching the chest)

Dad!

Garmadon
(before leaving the temple)

I should have taught you how to catch. (He locks his son and the ninjas inside)

No!

Garmadon
(Garmadon flies away in the helicopter he and the ninjas had built last night, unaware of the rumbling ground he caused about to make the temple fall apart)

So long, L-loyd.

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