A character in The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017)

Lloyd Garmadon quotes from The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017)

Lloyd Garmadon

Most-quoted character in The Lego Ninjago Movie (2017): in 7 of its 18 quotes
Most scenes with: Lord Garmadon (2)

A line from Lloyd Garmadon

I wish you weren't my father.

More lines from Lloyd Garmadon

2 quotes

Scenes with Lloyd Garmadon

4 scenes
Chad

You wanna hear our new cheer?

Cheerleaders

#L, L, O, Y, D! His dad is bad, and so is he! Boo, Lloyd! Boo, Lloyd!#

Chad

#Boo, Lloyd!#

Lloyd
(sarcastically)

Great chant. I'll bet you got a number one hit on your hands.

Garmadon
(Lloyd takes off his ninja mask, revealing to his dad and and his army that he is the green ninja)

L-loyd?

Lloyd

That's right! It's me! Your son! And it's Lloyd, Dad!

Garmadon

No, no. L-L-O-Y-D. I named you.

Lloyd

You ruined my life!

Garmadon

How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there.

Lloyd
(Lloyd kicks the Ultimate Weapon out of Garmadon's hands, making it fall into the ground and destroying it, then he turns back at him)

I wish you weren't my father. (He leaves)

Garmadon
(After the escape from Garmadon's former generals)

L-loyd, are you okay?

Lloyd
(panicking)

Yeah, yeah, I think it's my arm! Is it, is it bad?

Garmadon
(Garmadon turns Lloyd's left side toward Garmadon to show him, though there is no arm) (jumping back in alarm)

Whoa!

Lloyd

Is it bad, I don't wanna look. On scale of one to ten, how bad is it?

Garmadon

Oh, I'd say it's about a seven... point... arm ripped off.

Garmadon
(After the ninjas and Garmadon finally retrieve the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon)

You know, L-loyd, after spending all this time with you and, seeing the amazing ninja warrior you've become...

Lloyd

Yeah?

Garmadon

You know, I've realized that... we don't need to fight each other, when we can fight alongside each other.

Lloyd

Really?

Garmadon

Yeah. L-loyd, will you go back to Ninjago with me, as father... (Lloyd gasps excitedly) and, General number one?

Lloyd
(shocked and confused)

Wait, what? Your... your General number one?

Garmadon

Exactly!

Lloyd

But... but you just said how you regretted letting me go.

Garmadon

Because you'd make the perfect General number one. We're an amazing team, L-loyd. You, me, the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon. We'd be unstoppable!

Lloyd

No. I don't want to be your General number one.

Garmadon

But just imagine it. We can rule Ninjago, together! (Lloyd becomes horrified as he realize his father is still incapable in changing his evil ways) Come with me, L-loyd. We have so much lost time to make up for! And since I'll no longer be attacking the city, no one will hate you anymore! And I'll never forget your birthday again, because we'll celebrate your birthday every day! And think of all the things I could teach you: tie a tie, ride a bike, conquer a city! (taking the chest from Lloyd) And if we leave now, we can unleash the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon on Meowthra and conquer Ninjago together. Come on!

Lloyd

Dad, please don't.

Garmadon
(bumping into Cole)

Huh?

Lloyd

Come back to Ninjago with me and save the city.

Garmadon

What?

Lloyd

You'll be a hero.

Garmadon

But that's not who I am, L-loyd. People would never see me as a hero.

Lloyd

But it doesn't have to be this way. This is your chance to make a change.

Garmadon
(feeling betrayed)

I didn't want it to be this way either, but here we are.

Lloyd

Dad, please, don't go.

Garmadon

If I couldn't change then, what makes you think I could change now?

Lloyd
(Surrounded by Cole and Zane, Garmadon attacks them both)

No, no!

(The fight over the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon rages on between Garmadon and the ninjas)

Stop!

Kai

Oh, no no no no!

Nya

No, hey!

Garmadon
(kicking Nya away)

Back off!

Kai
(furiously attacking Garmadon)

Hey, that's my sister!

Garmadon

Get off my face!

Kai
(throwing Garmadon against the ground)

Bam!

Jay
(taking the chest from Garmadon and runs)

I got it!

Garmadon

Give that back! (Garmadon angrily knocks Jay over by kicking the stool towards him, making him drop the chest)

Lloyd
(picking up the chest)

I can help you. We can do it together!

Garmadon

Just give me the box and we can talk about it.

Lloyd

I can't. You'll just leave! (Lloyd loses hold of the chest after Garmadon kicks him)

Nya
(catching the chest)

I got it!

(noticing Garmadon coming at Nya)

Look out!

Nya
(passing the chest to Cole)

Cole!

Garmadon

Ha! Gotcha!

Cole

Nice try. (passing the chest to Zane) Zane!

We're like the Harlem Globetrotters.

Kai

Here! Here! Here here here here here! (Zane passes the chest to Kai) Ba ba-da ba! (Garmadon kicks the chest away from his hands) Hey!

Lloyd
(seeing Nya catching the chest again)

Over here, over here!

Garmadon

Get outta my way!

Nya

(throwing the chest high for Lloyd, catch it!

Kai

Run, Lloyd, run!

Catch it, Lloyd!

Lloyd

I got it! I got it!

(Lloyd fails to catch the chest in the nick of time)

Preditable but regrettable.

Jay

Ughhh!

Nya

Bummer, man.

Garmadon

Oh, L-Loyd. (Garmadon slides, tipping some of the ninjas over and snatching the chest)

Lloyd

Dad!

Garmadon
(before leaving the temple)

I should have taught you how to catch. (He locks his son and the ninjas inside)

Lloyd

No!

Garmadon
(Garmadon flies away in the helicopter he and the ninjas had built last night, unaware of the rumbling ground he caused about to make the temple fall apart)

So long, L-loyd.

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