Cliff Booth Don't cry in front of the Mexicans.
Most-quoted character in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019): in 13 of its 28 quotes
Most scenes with: Rick Dalton (3), Bruce Lee (3), Tex (2)
Hey! You're Rick **** Dalton. Don't you forget it.
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Hey! You're a good friend, Cliff.
Cliff Booth I try.
You know, you're kinda pretty for a stuntman.
Cliff Booth That's what they tell me.
You're the one with the big mouth, and I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends. But my hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you? I go to jail.
Cliff Booth Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter.
Randy Miller What's up, babe?
Janet Miller What's up, Randy, is that your loser arsehole, wife-killing buddy boy here was beating the shit out of Bruce!
Randy Miller What?
Cliff Booth Hey, Randy.
Randy Miller Cliff! What the ****, man!
Let me just say, nobody beat the shit out of Bruce. It was a friendly contest. He barely touched me.
Cliff Booth I think that dent in the car says something different.
Janet Miller [looks past Cliff and Bruce]
Oh...my God! What the **** did you do to my car!?
Randy Miller What the **** did you do to her car?
Cliff Booth [gestures to Bruce]
threw this little prick into it, but I did not know it was her car.
Janet Miller [to Cliff, angry]
Get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get ****!
Randy Miller Janet!
Janet Miller What?
Randy Miller I will handle this!
Janet Miller Then **** handle it, Randy!
Randy Miller [to Cliff, calmly]
Cliff, get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get off the lot.
Allen Kincade So, uh, Rick, explain to the audience exactly what it is a stunt double does.
Well, actors are required to do a lot of dangerous stuff. Say Jake Cahill gets shot off his horse. Now, can I fall off a horse? Yes, I can. Yes, I have. [all three chuckle] But say I fall off wrong and I sprain my wrist or twist my ankle. Now, that can put an undue burden on the production because now maybe I can't work for a week. So Cliff here is meant to help carry the load.
Allen Kincade Is that, uh, how you'd describe your job, Cliff?
Cliff Booth What, carrying his load? Yeah, that's about right.
Cliff Booth All right. What's the matter, partner?
It's official, old buddy. I'm a has-been.
Pussycat Want me to suck your **** while you're driving?
Cliff Booth [thinks for a bit]
How old are you?
Pussycat What?
Cliff Booth How old are you?
Pussycat Wow, man. First time anybody asked that in a long time.
Cliff Booth What's the answer?
Pussycat Okay, we gonna play kiddie games? Eighteen. Feel better?
Cliff Booth You got some I.D., you know, like, a driver's license or something?
Pussycat [laughing]
Are you joking?
Cliff Booth No, I'm not. I need to see something official that verifies that you're eighteen, which you don't have because you're not.
Gypsy Welcome to our community.
Cliff Booth Thanks for having me.
Gypsy And thanks for giving our precious Pussy a ride home.
Cliff Booth Think nothing of it.
Gypsy We love Pussy.
Cliff Booth Yes, we do.
Cliff Booth If something were to happen to my boss's car, well, I'd get in trouble. Lucky for you, he's got a spare. [pulls out the spare tire, car jack, and lug wrench] Fix it!
Clem [laughs]
**** you!
Cliff Booth [Cliff advances toward Clem and punches him square in the face, knocking him down. Cliff then pulls Clem up by his hair and punches him again, before pulling him back up and looking toward the Family]
Ladies. [punches Clem in the face again, before the Family members start advancing toward him.] Come one step closer, and I knock his teeth out! [hauls Clem to his feet and throws him against Rick’s car] Fix it.
Clem Can I at least get a rag to wipe my face first?
Cliff Booth Nope. Tire first.
Cliff Booth Oh, I know you. I know all three of you! Yeah, Spahn Ranch! Spahn Ranch, yeah! Woo! [turns to Katie] I don't know your name, but I remember that hair. [turns to Sadie] And you, I remember your white little face. [turns to Tex] And you were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business.
Cliff Booth ...Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex.
God, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth Tex!
Cliff Booth [high on acid]
You are real, right?
I'm as real as a donut, mother****er.
