Want me to suck your **** while you're driving?

[thinks for a bit]

How old are you?

What?

How old are you?

Wow, man. First time anybody asked that in a long time.

What's the answer?

Okay, we gonna play kiddie games? Eighteen. Feel better?

You got some I.D., you know, like, a driver's license or something?

[laughing]

Are you joking?

No, I'm not. I need to see something official that verifies that you're eighteen, which you don't have because you're not.