Bill Please! Somebody! Anybody! I've lost my Will! I beg you! BRING BACK MY WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL!!!!!!!!!!!
Played by Matt Damon 
Happy Feet Two (2011) · 57 quotes
Happy Feet Two (2011) · 57 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Happy Feet Two (2011): in 5 of its 57 quotes
Most scenes with: Will the Krill (4)
Scenes with Bill
5 scenes Bill Bill AAAAAAAHH!!! Will, Will, Will, what is this?!
It's the wave of change! The world is changing, Bill! We've got to get on the ride!
Bill What on earth are you doing?
Bill You can't... [Will shushes him] You ca-- [Will shushes him again, then he whispers] You can't stalk. You're a krill.
We've got to evolve, Bill.
Bill Evolve?! Just like that? It's taken us millions of years just to get this far.
Watch and learn, Billy-boy. I'm about to naturally select. [gets ready to pounce]
Bill No no no no no no no...! [Will pounces and bites the skin]
Bill You just nibbled on its butt. Don't let it go to your head.
Au contraire, I will go to ITS head!
Bill Oh my goodness.
Onward and upward, my friend! Fresh delicacies await!
Bill [while following Will]
Will? Will, what are we even looking for?
That's the beauty of it, my friend. I don't know. [swims away]
Bill Will, please, come back! I fear the worst!
I fear the worst too, Bill, because fearing the best is a complete waste of time.
Where am I? [looks around] Who turned off the lights? [gasps] Is this the end? I should make out my will. I, Willy Williams, leave everything to my imagination... [realizes what he just said] Oh no. Imagination is the 2nd sign of madness. If only I'd listened to Bill. Oh, Bill, I'm so sorry!
Bill [offscreen]
That's okay, Will.
You were right. I should've stayed with the swarm!
Bill [reappears onscreen]
No, you were right.
Oh, great! I'm talking to myself.
Bill You're not mad, Will.
Now I'm seeing things! What's going on inside my head?!
Bill Will?
Please, make it stop!
Bill Will?! [Will screams frantically, he slaps him in the face]
Ow! [looks to find Bill in front of him] Bill? Is that really you?
Bill Well, there's only 1 of me in all of world. You taught me that.
Oh, Bill, what are the chances?
Bill About 1 in a krillion, Will.
Krill #1
Quiet, you 2! I'm tryna sleep!
Bill Hey, everyone! It's Will!
Krill #2
Wow! It's him!
Bill It's wee Willy Williams!
Krill #3
I thought he'd be taller.
Bill He's back! WILL'S BACK! [the entire swarm of krill cheers in reunion] Welcome home, Will.
But...how did you find them?
Bill They found me. I was on my last 9 legs.
I was such a fool, Bill.
Bill Will, you're a legend.
Those days are gone, my friend. The carnivore is over.
Bill No. It's because of you, we're all here.
It is?
Bill I told them how the world really works, how there were predators, how we had to adapt. I led to here under the great ice. No one can find us here.
But, Bill, we're still at the bottom of the food chain with no significant purpose.
Bill Well, we all have a purpose. Yours is to change to world.
What possible difference could 1 krill make.
Bill Wait and see, Will. You wait and see.
