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Lt. Aldo Raine: Up the road apiece, there's an orchard. Now, besides you, we know there's another kraut patrol ****ing around there somewhere. Now if that patrol were to have any crackshots, that orchard would be a god-damn sniper's delight. If you ever want to eat a sauerkraut sandwich again, you gotta show me on this here map where they are, you gotta tell me how many there are, and you gotta tell me what kind of artillery they're carrying with them.
Sgt. Werner Rachtman: You can't expect me to divulge information that would put German lives in danger.
Lt. Raine: Well, now Werner, that's where you're wrong, because that's exactly what I expect. I need to know about Germans hiding in them trees, and you need to tell me, and you need to tell me right now. Now, just take that finger of yours and point out on this here map where this party's being held, how many's coming, and what they brought to play with.
Sgt. Rachtman: I respectfully refuse, sir.
Lt. Raine: [rapping sound] Hear that?
Sgt. Rachtman: Yes.
Lt. Raine: That's Sgt. Donny Donowitz. You might know him better by his nickname: the Bear Jew. Now, if you heard of Aldo the Apache, you gotta have heard of the Bear Jew.
Sgt. Rachtman: I've heard of the Bear Jew.
Lt. Raine: What did you hear?
Sgt. Rachtman: He beats German soldiers with a club.
Lt. Raine: He bashes their brains in with a baseball bat, what he does. Now, Werner, I'm gonna ask you one last god-damn time. If you still respectfully refuse, I'm calling the Bear Jew over. He's gonna take that big bat of his, and he's gonna beat your ass to death with it. Now, take your wiener schnitzel lickin' finger and point out on this map what I want to know.
Sgt. Rachtman: **** you, and your Jew dogs! [The Basterds all laugh.]
Lt. Raine: Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to here you say that. Quite frankly, watching Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to going to the movies. Donny!
Sgt. Donny Donowitz: [from offscreen] Yeah?
Lt. Raine: We got a German here who wants to die for his country! Oblige him!

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