Insp. Jacques Clouseau quotes from The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

View Quote Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

View Quote Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I am now leaving France. This is a bad idea.
TV Announcer: The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: What'd I tell you?

View Quote Kenji: Have we decided on lunch?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!

View Quote Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Would you - even though it may lead to injury - marry me?

View Quote Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And your name?
Vicenzo: Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oh... That is your name. I thought you were ordering in Italian. Once again.
Vicenzo: Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Vicen tam-ta-da-tam-tam Don Corleone.

View Quote Pepperidge: Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: [holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought] Now, how did you know that?

View Quote Vicenzo: Clouseau, you are a lover. And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime, a woman to have the babies with.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: To have the babies? To have the babies?
Vicenzo: Yes, lots and lots of the babies... All day long the babies. *Walks away.*
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: ...All day long the babies.

View Quote Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And she does not think she is pretty... And I can never tell her that she is pretty, otherwise...
Ponton: Otherwise what?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: If she knew how pretty she is, she might choose someone other than me.

View Quote Insp. Jacques Clouseau: And now, there is a crime scene waiting... Excuse me, el sceno de crimo.
Vicenzo: That is not Italian and I do speaka English.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Oh, really? Prove it!

Other characters in The Pink Panther 2 (2009): Pepperidge · Vicenzo · Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus