Insp. Jacques Clouseau
And your name?
Vicenzo
Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Oh... That is your name. I thought you were ordering in Italian. Once again.
Vicenzo
Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Vicen tam-ta-da-tam-tam Don Corleone.
Pepperidge
It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.
I had to quit being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.
Vicenzo
HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!
Vicenzo
Clouseau, you are a lover. And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime, a woman to have the babies with.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
To have the babies? To have the babies?
Vicenzo
Yes, lots and lots of the babies... All day long the babies. *Walks away.*
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
...All day long the babies.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
And now, there is a crime scene waiting... Excuse me, el sceno de crimo.
Vicenzo
That is not Italian and I do speaka English.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Oh, really? Prove it!
