Insp. Jacques Clouseau
And now, there is a crime scene waiting... Excuse me, el sceno de crimo.
Vicenzo
That is not Italian and I do speaka English.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Oh, really? Prove it!
The Pink Panther 2 quotes
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Vicenzo
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
And she does not think she is pretty... And I can never tell her that she is pretty, otherwise...
Ponton
Otherwise what?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
If she knew how pretty she is, she might choose someone other than me.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
And your name?
Vicenzo
Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Oh... That is your name. I thought you were ordering in Italian. Once again.
Vicenzo
Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Vicen tam-ta-da-tam-tam Don Corleone.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
I am now leaving France. This is a bad idea.
TV Announcer
The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
What'd I tell you?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Would you - even though it may lead to injury - marry me?
Italian Reporter
[after the Pope's ring has been stolen]
Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?
Pepperidge
No comment.
Italian Reporter
Do you think they will recover the ring?
Pepperidge
If I give a comment, when I said "No comment." I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?
Kenji
Have we decided on lunch?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!
Pepperidge
*Talking about Clouseau* If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.
Pepperidge
It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.
Kenji
I had to quit being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.
Vicenzo
HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!
Pepperidge
Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
[holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought]
Now, how did you know that?
Vicenzo
Clouseau, you are a lover. And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime, a woman to have the babies with.
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
To have the babies? To have the babies?
Vicenzo
Yes, lots and lots of the babies... All day long the babies. *Walks away.*
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
...All day long the babies.
Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus
[After Clouseau gets shot in the chest by Sonia]
I wish I'd shot him.