Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?
Pepperidge
No comment.
Do you think they will recover the ring?
Pepperidge
If I give a comment, when I said "No comment." I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?
Pepperidge
Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?
Insp. Jacques Clouseau
Now, how did you know that?
Pepperidge
*Talking about Clouseau* If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.
Pepperidge
It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.
I had to quit being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.
Vicenzo
HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!
