Fred Armisen movie quotes

View Quote [as he is falling] GOODBYE, BLUE WORLD!

View Quote That's gonna leave a big blue bruise.

View Quote [the 4 remaining Smurfs fall down a lead pipe]
Brainy: What's gonna happen to Papa?
Grouchy: Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
Gutsy: Come on, we don't have much time.
Brainy: "Come on"? Come on where?
Smurfette: How are we gonna get back to Clumsy?
Gutsy: [spots a flock of pigeons] We ride. Come on! [hops on one of them] Be still, bird!
Grouchy: I don't think they're friendly.
Gutsy: Well, neither am I!
Brainy: But they carry disease.
Gutsy: Yah! And Smurfs! Let's ride!
Grouchy: Whoa, bird! Whoa!
Smurfette: [to Brainy] Come on!
Brainy: But I'm not sure I can do this. [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons]
Smurfette: [offscreen] You can do it, Brainy! Hold on!
Brainy: [flying out of control] According to my calculations, this is dangerous!!!

View Quote Peach: You ready?
Peach: We are here to see the king.
[at Cranky Kong's throne]
Cranky Kong: What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army in the world?
[All the guards tap their weapons to the ground]
Peach: Because we have heart. And with your strength, we can win.
Cranky Kong: Okay, fine.
Peach: That's it?
Cranky Kong: No, that's not it! The answer is No. Good bye!
Peach: If the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next.
Mario: We're not leaving without your army.
[Beat]
Cranky Kong: Hahahahaha! Who is this guy? Oh, he makes me laugh. Hahahaha! All right, tough guy, you want my army so badly? Defeat my son in the Great Ring of Kong!
Peach: Give us a second. [to Mario] This is a really, really bad idea!
Mario: Well, do you have another way to save my brother?
Cranky Kong: [pops up from the floor] Are you two done whispering? It's a little rude.

View Quote [Donkey Kong enters the Great Ring of Kong; he dances to the DK Rap from "Donkey Kong 64", with the crowd cheering]
Donkey Kong: [raps along] I'm D.K.! I'm Donkey Kong!
Young Kong: Yeah! We love you!
Donkey Kong: Oh, yeah! [waves at his father] Hi, Dad! Hi!
Cranky Kong: No. No! Don't do that!
Donkey Kong: [dancing] Dad, wave back!
Cranky Kong: Enough with the showboating!
Donkey Kong: What do ya mean?! They like it! It's what they came here for! Dancin' pecs! [flexes his chest]
Cranky Kong: [to crowd] Okay, simmer down! [the crowd still cheers] I said, "Simmer down!" [the crowd stops cheering]
Diddy Kong: D.K.! D.K.! D.K.! D.K.!
Cranky Kong: That means you, Diddy Kong!
Diddy Kong: D.- [sits down] Sorry.
Cranky Kong: Now, since I want this fight to last more than five seconds, I put power-ups around the arena. You're welcome, Mario!
Donkey Kong: [smugly] I don't anything special to break every bone in your tiny body!

View Quote Peach: No! No, Mario!
Cranky Kong: [gasps] No! No! [The flying Clown Cars starts snatching him and the Kongs away] Get your clown claws off of me!
Bowser: [cackling] Goodbye, Mario.
Peach: We have to get home.
[From above Rainbow Road, Mario and Donkey Kong are falling]
Donkey Kong: [throws debris] HEY! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Mario: My fault?! You're the one who-
Donkey Kong: STOP TALKING! I don't want the last thing I hear before I die to be your- [he and Mario crash into the ocean. Donkey Kong is knocked unconscious, but Mario manages to bring him up to the surface by pulling him by his tie. A large creature closes its jaws beneath them. They surface]
Donkey Kong: Mario... you saved my life.
Mario: Yeah, well...I won't tell anyone. But I don't know or remember what happened.
Donkey Kong: No, thank you. Good, please don't.
Mario: Okay. [hears bubbling sound from below] Uh...did you just...feel something?
[The Maw-Ray rises up out of the water behind them. Mario and Donkey Kong scream and start swimming away]
Donkey Kong: Swim!
[The Maw-Ray closes its jaws around them]

View Quote Let's rock!

View Quote (After the ninjas and Garmadon finally retrieve the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon)
Garmadon: You know, L-loyd, after spending all this time with you and, seeing the amazing ninja warrior you've become...
Lloyd: Yeah?
Garmadon: You know, I've realized that... we don't need to fight each other, when we can fight alongside each other.
Lloyd: Really?
Garmadon: Yeah. L-loyd, will you go back to Ninjago with me, as father... (Lloyd gasps excitedly) and, General number one?
Lloyd: (shocked and confused) Wait, what? Your... your General number one?
Garmadon: Exactly!
Lloyd: But... but you just said how you regretted letting me go.
Garmadon: Because you'd make the perfect General number one. We're an amazing team, L-loyd. You, me, the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon. We'd be unstoppable!
Lloyd: No. I don't want to be your General number one.
Garmadon: But just imagine it. We can rule Ninjago, together! (Lloyd becomes horrified as he realize his father is still incapable in changing his evil ways) Come with me, L-loyd. We have so much lost time to make up for! And since I'll no longer be attacking the city, no one will hate you anymore! And I'll never forget your birthday again, because we'll celebrate your birthday every day! And think of all the things I could teach you: tie a tie, ride a bike, conquer a city! (taking the chest from Lloyd) And if we leave now, we can unleash the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon on Meowthra and conquer Ninjago together. Come on!
Lloyd: Dad, please don't.
Garmadon: (bumping into Cole) Huh?
Lloyd: Come back to Ninjago with me and save the city.
Garmadon: What?
Lloyd: You'll be a hero.
Garmadon: But that's not who I am, L-loyd. People would never see me as a hero.
Lloyd: But it doesn't have to be this way. This is your chance to make a change.
Garmadon: (feeling betrayed) I didn't want it to be this way either, but here we are.
Lloyd: Dad, please, don't go.
Garmadon: If I couldn't change then, what makes you think I could change now?
(Surrounded by Cole and Zane, Garmadon attacks them both)
Lloyd: No, no!
(The fight over the Ultimate Ultimate Weapon rages on between Garmadon and the ninjas)
Zane: Stop!
Kai: Oh, no no no no!
Nya: No, hey!
Garmadon: (kicking Nya away) Back off!
Kai: (furiously attacking Garmadon) Hey, that's my sister!
Garmadon: Get off my face!
Kai: (throwing Garmadon against the ground) Bam!
Jay: (taking the chest from Garmadon and runs) I got it!
Garmadon: Give that back! (Garmadon angrily knocks Jay over by kicking the stool towards him, making him drop the chest)
Lloyd: (picking up the chest) I can help you. We can do it together!
Garmadon: Just give me the box and we can talk about it.
Lloyd: I can't. You'll just leave! (Lloyd loses hold of the chest after Garmadon kicks him)
Nya: (catching the chest) I got it!
Zane: (noticing Garmadon coming at Nya) Look out!
Nya: (passing the chest to Cole) Cole!
Garmadon: Ha! Gotcha!
Cole: Nice try. (passing the chest to Zane) Zane!
Zane: We're like the Harlem Globetrotters.
Kai: Here! Here! Here here here here here! (Zane passes the chest to Kai) Ba ba-da ba! (Garmadon kicks the chest away from his hands) Hey!
Lloyd: (seeing Nya catching the chest again) Over here, over here!
Garmadon: Get outta my way!
Nya: (throwing the chest high for Lloyd, catch it!
Kai: Run, Lloyd, run!
Zane: Catch it, Lloyd!
Lloyd: I got it! I got it!
(Lloyd fails to catch the chest in the nick of time)
Zane: Preditable but regrettable.
Jay: Ughhh!
Nya: Bummer, man.
Garmadon: Oh, L-Loyd. (Garmadon slides, tipping some of the ninjas over and snatching the chest)
Lloyd: Dad!
Garmadon: (before leaving the temple) I should have taught you how to catch. (He locks his son and the ninjas inside)
Lloyd: No!
(Garmadon flies away in the helicopter he and the ninjas had built last night, unaware of the rumbling ground he caused about to make the temple fall apart)
Garmadon: So long, L-loyd.