Peach quotes from The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

View Quote [Inside Peach's Castle, the Toad Council holds a meeting]
Toad General: Council, your attention. Bowser has found the Super Star, and is headed toward our kingdom. Its power will make him invincible. We will be destroyed.
[The Toads gasp]
Yellow Council Toad: Princess, what are we gonna do?!
[Princess Peach: [rising from her throne] I will not let him hurt you. [ascending from the stairs] We are going to stop Bowser.
Yellow Council Toad: How? Look at us. We're adorable! [he and the others widen their eyes]
Peach: I'm going to convince the Great Kong Army to help us. Together, we'll annihilate that monster.
Toad General: Their mad king doesn't make alliances. The Kongs will never agree.
Peach: I can convince him. I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom in the morning. [leaves]
Toad General: Good luck, Princess. For all our sakes.

View Quote [After Mario almost completes Peach's training course]
Peach: Well, we have a long journey ahead of us, Mustache.
Mario: But I didn't make it.
Peach: You almost did. No one gets it right away.
Mario: How many tries did it take you?
Peach: [her eyes widen] Oh, so many. I was not good at it. Worse than you. [flashes a guilty grin]
Mario: [disbelieving] You got it right away, didn't you?
Peach: I got it right away, but I grew up here.
Mario: Okay, now you're just trying to make me feel better.
Peach: No. No. [pause] Is it working?
Mario: A little bit, yeah.

View Quote [The Toad guards play the Level Complete fanfare as Mario and Peach exit the castle to find all Toads cheering for them]
Peach: They're all counting on us. No pressure.
Toads: [cheering] Yeah! [now looking at Mario] Huh?
[Through the crowd, Peach and Mario get to the pipe]
Peach: My Toads, our days of terror are almost over! With the help of the Kong Army, we will stop——— [Princess Peach clenches her hands into her fists.]
Blue Toad: Uh, who's he? [points to Mario who nervously chuckles]
Peach: [gapes at him and at the Toads] He's not inportant!
[In the answer, the Toads cheer again as Peach and Mario exit through the pipe]

View Quote Peach: You ready?
Peach: We are here to see the king.
[at Cranky Kong's throne]
Cranky Kong: What makes you think you're worthy of fighting alongside the greatest army in the world?
[All the guards tap their weapons to the ground]
Peach: Because we have heart. And with your strength, we can win.
Cranky Kong: Okay, fine.
Peach: That's it?
Cranky Kong: No, that's not it! The answer is No. Good bye!
Peach: If the Mushroom Kingdom falls, the Jungle Kingdom is next.
Mario: We're not leaving without your army.
[Beat]
Cranky Kong: Hahahahaha! Who is this guy? Oh, he makes me laugh. Hahahaha! All right, tough guy, you want my army so badly? Defeat my son in the Great Ring of Kong!
Peach: Give us a second. [to Mario] This is a really, really bad idea!
Mario: Well, do you have another way to save my brother?
Cranky Kong: [pops up from the floor] Are you two done whispering? It's a little rude.

View Quote [Mario, Peach, Toad, and the Kong Army arrive on Rainbow Road]
Mario: [laughs] Wahoo!
Peach: Is there anything like this in your world?
Mario: [yells] What?
Peach: [louder] IS THERE ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN YOUR WORLD?!
Mario: [laughs] No. We don't drive on rainbows.
Peach: What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?

View Quote Peach: No! No, Mario!
Cranky Kong: [gasps] No! No! [The flying Clown Cars starts snatching him and the Kongs away] Get your clown claws off of me!
Bowser: [cackling] Goodbye, Mario.
Peach: We have to get home.
[From above Rainbow Road, Mario and Donkey Kong are falling]
Donkey Kong: [throws debris] HEY! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Mario: My fault?! You're the one who-
Donkey Kong: STOP TALKING! I don't want the last thing I hear before I die to be your- [he and Mario crash into the ocean. Donkey Kong is knocked unconscious, but Mario manages to bring him up to the surface by pulling him by his tie. A large creature closes its jaws beneath them. They surface]
Donkey Kong: Mario... you saved my life.
Mario: Yeah, well...I won't tell anyone. But I don't know or remember what happened.
Donkey Kong: No, thank you. Good, please don't.
Mario: Okay. [hears bubbling sound from below] Uh...did you just...feel something?
[The Maw-Ray rises up out of the water behind them. Mario and Donkey Kong scream and start swimming away]
Donkey Kong: Swim!
[The Maw-Ray closes its jaws around them]

View Quote Bowser: Princess Peach, brave as ever. [Kamek appears aside him] As you can see, I have the Super Star.
Peach: If you're going to use it, use it now. [points her harpoon at Bowser]
Bowser: No, Princess, I stole this star for us. I guess...love really makes a guy come out of his shell, heh-heh-heh. [beat; to Kamek] I told you that line wouldn't work!
Kamek: You're doing great.
Luigi: Mario.

View Quote [As Peach is about to marry Bowser]
Kamek: Ah-he-he-hem. Dearly belov- [Peach punches him] Agh!
Bowser: Huh?
[All Koopas gasp]
Dry Bone: Drama.
Peach: You really thought I'd marry you?
Bowser: Kinda.
Peach: [without missing a beat] I'd never marry a monster. [powers up with Ice Flower, becoming Ice Peach]
Bowser: [enraged] THEN WE ARE BREAKING UP RIGHT NOW!
[They start fighting]

View Quote [Tanooki Mario swoops down and catches Luigi before he can drop into the lava]
Luigi: Huh?
Tanooki Mario: Lu!
Luigi: Mario?! [laughs]
Tanooki Mario: I told ya! See? As long as we're together, everything is gonna be okay!
Luigi: [laughs] Mario, why do you look like a bear? What is this?
[Donkey Kong frees Cranky Kong from his cage]
Cranky Kong: Ya did good, kid. Make your pecs dance, you deserve it.
Donkey Kong: No time now, definitely later.
[Bowser, trapped in ice, regains consciousness and sees Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Donkey Kong together; he breathes fire and sets his head free.]
Bowser: [bellowing] LAUNCH THE BOMBER BILL, AND DESTROY THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!
[Bomber Bill shoots out of the volcano-like opening in Bowser's Castle and speeds at Peach's Castle]
Peach: No...
[Tanooki Mario flies beside the Bomber Bill, trying to get its attention]
Tanooki Mario: Hey, hey...Hey, over here! [tries hitting the Bomber Bill's side, to no effect. He tries pushing the Bomber Bill's front, but ends up with his back against its tip.] You asked for it! [smacks the Bomber Bill's eye with his tail. The Bomber Bill stops in mid-air, bending the flagpole on top of Peach's Castle, glaring at him] Heh. Hello. [the Bomber Bill chases him through the Mushroom Kingdom. He crashes through a large mushroom] Ow! [gets the Bomber crashing into two more large mushrooms, getting some of the last one in his mouth before spitting it out] Really?! [spots the Warp Pipe that first brought him to the Mushroom Kingdom] Follow me! [starts leading the Bomber Bill to the Warp Pipe] Come on. [gets the Bomber Bill flying straight into the Warp Pipe's direction and speeds up] Little closer. [gets as close as possible to the Warp Pipe without going in it and flies upward at the last second; in slow motion] Mamma mia! [normal speed; Bomber Bill is sucked into the Warp Pipe with great force, but it explodes after floating into the Warp Zone, creating a visible disturbance on the outside of the Mushroom Kingdom's Warp Pipe] Huh?
[The Warp Pipe creates an explosion that throws Tanooki Mario against the wall of Bowser's Castle and powers him down. Mario falls before grabbing onto a ledge of Bowser's Castle. The Warp Pipe pulls Luigi, Peach, Toad, Bowser, and Donkey Kong in. Mario loses his grip on the ledge and is pulled after them]

View Quote [Mario and Luigi defeat Bowser with the Super Star; they, Peach, and Donkey Kong approach Bowser]
Bowser: Peaches. [chuckles nervously] Uh, listen, this is not the way I pictured it, but give me one more chance.
Peach: Ew, no. [brings out the Mini Mushroom]
Bowser: No-no-no-no-no-! [Peach stuffs a Mini Mushroom into Bowser's mouth, causes him to shrink; in a high-pitched voice] Hey! Hey! That is not cool!
Donkey Kong: Ha! He got the Blue Mushroom!
[Toad puts Bowser into a jar]
Mario: See? Told ya I'd get you a pet turtle.
Peach: [giggles] Not bad, mustache. And Luigi, you're so brave.
Luigi: Oh, thanks. [chuckles] Yeah, it's kind of my thing.