Casey Cooke quotes from Split (2017)

Casey Cooke

Everything is so easy for you guys. You do one thing, you can predict the next thing. It's not the way it's gonna be in this situation.

Casey Cooke

He said something. He said something about making the room safe. This is all new drywall. What was unsafe?

Casey Cooke

We're not gonna die. Bad things happen. But not like this.

Casey Cooke

Pee on yourself!

Casey Cooke

I'll let you know when I hear something that makes sense. We don't even know what this is yet.

Hedwig

You might be pregnant now. Am I a good kisser?

Casey Cooke

Yes.

Hedwig

I like dancing. You like dancing? I - I - I like dancing to my CD-player in my room. Kanye West is my main man. I - I've got my CD-player set up in my room right - right - right next to my window. I'm like... [imitates dancing to the beat] Mm. Mm. Mm. "You've got the moves..."

Hedwig

My name's Hedwig. I have red socks. He's on the move.

Casey Cooke

What?

Hedwig

He... on... the... mooove.

Casey Cooke

Who?

Hedwig

Someone's coming for you, and you're not gonna like it. You guys make noises in your sleep.

Casey Cooke

Tell us.

Hedwig

I'm not supposed to say; but, he's done awful things to people and he'll do awful things to you. I have blue socks, too.

Marcia

We're his food? [Hedwig shrugs]

Casey Cooke

How old are you?

Hedwig

Nine.

Casey Cooke

So you're not the guy that took us?

Hedwig

No.

Casey Cooke

You're... not the lady?

Hedwig

What are you, blind?

Casey Cooke

You don't know how they think?

Hedwig

N-no, they don't... they don't tell me much. I just ate a hot dog.

Claire Benoit

That's what happens when you do a mercy invite.

Mr. Benoit

I believed you wanted to invite everyone.

Claire Benoit

Dad, I can't invite everyone in my art class except for one person without social networking evidence inflicting more pain on that person than was intended. And I'm not a monster.

Mr. Benoit

I'm proud of you. I think.

Claire Benoit

She gets detention a lot and she yells at teachers sometimes. There was that rumor that went around that she just kept running away from home.
Marcia: Um, maybe she can Uber.

Claire Benoit

I seriously believe that we can go home now.

Mr. Benoit

Um, did I mistakenly convey this was a democracy? We are not going 'til she gets picked up.

Casey Cooke

Uh, the car broke down. I'm just gonna take the bus.

Mr. Benoit

You're not taking a bus. I'll drive you home. Claire has almost saved her half of the money she needs for a car. Isn't that right? This'll be one of the few times left I can drive you guys around. Huh?

Casey Cooke

Uh, I...

Claire Benoit

You won't be able to hear my dad tell jokes that only he thinks are funny for an entire car ride unless you come. You don't really wanna miss that.

Claire Benoit

I took six months of Kenpo karate class. And you distract the assailant with pain.

Casey Cooke

Everything is so easy for you guys. You do one thing, you can predict the next thing. It's not the way it's gonna be in this situation.

Marcia

It doesn't matter if you open that door, Claire. There's a second locked door.
Claire Benoit: He's gonna come in here again any second now, and we're not gonna let him take one of us out again. We just screamed and didn't hurt him, because we were afraid he'd get upset. God, that's victim shit! [With her hands in her hair] Jesus! We should fight him! We should drop a crazy-ass bomb on him!

Casey Cooke

I saw him carry one of you in here and lay you on the bed like you weighed nothing. One punch from him would knock one of us out.

Claire Benoit

I took... I took six months of Kenpo karate class. And you distract the assailant with pain.

Casey Cooke

Everything is so easy for you guys. You do one thing, you can predict the next thing. [Shakes her head] It's not the way it's gonna be in this situation.

Claire Benoit

We're not getting out of here! You're saying you're not gonna fight with everything in you? You know, the only chance... the only chance we have is if all three of us go crazy on this guy. We have to hurry!

Marcia

We need you, Casey. Claire's smart. Let's listen to her. I'll do it, but you're gonna do it too. We can win.

Casey Cooke

He'll hurt us. No, shut up. Both of you.

Claire Benoit

You're gonna pick your miserable self up and help us get out of here.

Casey Cooke

Blow me. And your six months of karate at the King of Prussia mall can blow me too.

Claire Benoit

No. No, you can't, can't do this today. You can't do this right now. Why do you do this? Why do you act like this? Why do you act like you're not one of us?

Hedwig

Dennis and Miss Patricia, they believe in the Beast, and what he can do.

Casey Cooke

Have you... seen him? The... Beast?

Claire Benoit

He's just trying to scare us.

Marcia

But he was having a full conversation with himself. What was that line about? "The food is waiting."

Casey Cooke

Does anybody get how whacked this is? And we need to get out of here now!