Neil Patrick Harris movie quotes

View Quote [spasming after the food animals chuck him back out of said teleporter] BANANA! BANANA! [attacks Flint]

View Quote [being chucked into a teleporter] AFRAID!

View Quote CELEBRATE!

View Quote Always trying to shut the white man down.

View Quote I owe all of you a huge apology. I was watching this program... maybe you've seen it. It's called "Roots"?

View Quote Let me talk to them. I'm white. [to guards] We don't want any trouble.

View Quote Nightwing: But he's locked up, like a lot locked up. Maybe we should go for a visit. [Looks over to where Bruce was just sitting to see him gone, to his annoyance] Could you just once say "Let's get in the car"? Is that so hard?

View Quote Nightwing: [about the Red Hood] He's got some moves, huh? And as much I hate to belabor a point-
Alfred Pennyworth: And still that is often exactly what you do.
Nightwing: I'm chatty, it's part of my charm.

View Quote [Batman and Nightwing are interrogating Joker at Arkham Asylum]
Joker: [to Batman] You look good. Been working out? You could probably use a little sun. Then again, who am I to talk? [laughs]
Batman: [showing Joker a photo of the Red Hood] He's calling himself the Red Hood. What do you know about it?
Joker: That he has horrible taste. When I wore that number, it was classy — more flashy maitre d' than motorcycle fetish. Oh, these kids today...
Nightwing: If you're behind this in any way, we will find out. You're not--
Joker: Oh, Bird Boy, you're so much less fun now. All grown up and in your big-boy pants. [maliciously] Still, better off than his replacement, right? Even tougher making with the yuks when you're worm food... [Angered, Batman slams him against the wall, grasping him by the throat; but Joker only smiles cruelly] You really gonna do it this time? Or are ya just gonna put me in another body cast for six months? [Batman hesitates for a moment, and finally throws him to the ground] So disappointing. But back to the matter at hand. This new Hoodie? Do you really think I would stir up so much trouble... and not make sure you knew it was me? [laughs maniacally]

View Quote Brent: The pizza's chasing us?!
Flint: Sentient food? That's impossible!
Sam: Unless its molecular structure's mutated into super food!
Both: That's been genetically engineered to protect the FLDSMDFR.
Steve: Pizza.
[Flint, Sam, and Brent all scream]

View Quote [last lines]
Flint: Sam.
Sam: Flint.
Flint: Sam.
Sam: Flint.
Tim: Flint.
Flint: Dad.
Steve: Steve!
Tim: Flint. [sighs] Look, when you... when you cast your line... if it's not straight, um...
Sam: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! [puts Flint's Monkey Thought Translator on Tim's head]
Tim: [in a robotic voice] I'm proud of you, Flint. I'm amazed that someone as ordinary as me could be the father of someone as extraordinary as you. You're talented, you're a total original, and your lab is breathtaking. Your mom, she, uh, always knew you were going to be special. And if she were alive today, she'd tell us both, "I told you so." Now, uh, look, when I take this thing off, and... you hear me make a fishing metaphor, just know that fishing metaphor means... [Tim takes off the Monkey Translator and speaks in a normal voice] I love my son.
Flint: I love you too, Dad.
[the crowd applauds]
Shelbourne: This was not well thought out.

View Quote [Flint and Sam first meet at the docks after Flint accidentally destroyed Sardine Land, got chewed out by the furious townspeople, and received a disappointed look from his father]
Sam: What is going on with your feet?
Flint: Spray-On Shoes. They, uh, don't come off.
Sam: Cool! [drags Flint's foot to see it] This could solve the Untied Shoes epidemic! What are they made of, some kind of elastic biopolymer adhesive?
Flint: [as he looks at Sam, in love] Yeah. Exactly.
Sam: I mean... [giggles nervously] Wow, they're shiny. I'm Sam. [lets go of Flint's foot]
Flint: [hits his head] Flint.
Steve: Steve!
Sam: Is that a Monkey Thought Translator?
Steve: Steve.
Sam: Incredible! Did you make all of this stuff? [gasps in realized shock of anger] You hit me with a rocket!
Flint: You kicked me in the face!
Sam: I said I was sorry! [as she continues talking some yellow goop splats on the ladder and a pickle slice lands in the water] Oh! Do you know how hard it is to break into the weather game? I spent my entire life building up to that moment. You get one shot at the show, [something falls out of the sky and lands in a can] and if you don't make it, it's, back to cleaning the barometers?
Flint: [walks over to the can and finds a slice of cheese inside] Cheese? [reaches his hand out to grab it and a ratbird appears from the shadows and flies away out of the can, taking the cheese] But that could only mean… [turns and looks up into the sky and gasps]

View Quote Kumar: Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car?
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, it was a dick move on my part. That's why I'm paying for your meal. [looks down to count money, lowers voice] Prick.

View Quote Kumar: So where you going to go now, Neil?
Neil Patrick Harris: [puts on sunglasses] Wherever God takes me!

View Quote Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you?
Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the **** I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X"--next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.
Kumar: That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!
Harold: Huh?
Neil Patrick Harris: It's a **** sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poon-tang. Then we'll go to White Castle.
Kumar: No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too--fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Lap-dance.
Kumar: [pause] There's a gas station. I'm gonna see if I can get some directions.
Neil Patrick Harris: You don't need dir--gah. Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
[they park, pause]
Neil Patrick Harris: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
Kumar: Look, chill.
Harold: We'll be right back, Neil.
[they exit the car]
Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?

View Quote One day it will all be over. And everyone will forget that this was the moment. This was when it turned. It wasn't the mighty fleet, it wasn't some fancy new weapon. It was a drill instructor named Zim, who captured a brain.

View Quote We've got one of their Brains now. Pretty soon we'll know how they think.

View Quote Newsreel announcer: Every day, Federal scientists are looking for new ways to kill bugs.
Colonel Carl Jenkins (listed as "Federation Scientist"): Your basic Arachnid warrior isn't too smart, but you can blow off a limb... [shoots an Arachnid warrior's limb off] and it's still 86 percent combat effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put it down for good.

View Quote Patrick: Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
Grace: It's okay, it's okay. [cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes] They're friendly.
Gutsy: [hops down] You're lucky your lassie stepped in. I was about to make haggis with your innards.

View Quote [Gargamel looks for a laboratory in New York City and spots a port-a-potty/]
Gargamel: [impressed] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron!
[A gurgling sound can be heard]
Gargamel: What died in here? [the port-a-poty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPPEEENNNN!
[Gargamel and Azrael finally fall out, dizzy and confused]
Gargamel: [choking] Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]
[After Gargamel runs headlong into the back of a stopped cab, the Smurfs laughed at him as the cab starts moving again and pulled away]
Grouchy Smurf: Knock yourself out, Gargamel!
Gutsy Smurf: You've had that coming for about 30 years!
Gargamel: Smurfs! [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it]
Gargamel: [he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs] We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men?
Businessman: [on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about?
Gargamel: You're selling them?
[A woman talking on the phone walks by, Gargamel follows her.]
Woman: [on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie?
Gargamel: [to the woman] Wait, what drawer?
Woman: [on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily.
Gargamel: Who is this Lily?
[A man also talking on the phone walks by.]
Man: [on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment.
Gargamel: [stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs?
Man: [to Gargamel] Take your meds, man. [walks away]
Gargamel: [confused] What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the gods. A local wizard. Excellent. [to the peddlar] Eh pardon me, wise sir? By any chance, have you seen any little blue men?
Peddlar: They're everywhere! [laughs maniacally and walks away]
Gargamel: I knew it. I knew it! I told you we were close, Azrael!
Azrael: [unenthusiascally] I know.
Patrick: Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you.
Smurfette: Well, why not?
Patrick: Our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.! [The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused] It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay? [Walks out the door]
Patrick: Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness!
Grace: It's okay, it's okay. [Cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes]
Grace: They're friendly!
Grace: How can you be the girl in the village?
Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs.
Grace: Wow! And then what happened?
Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.

View Quote [the 4 Smurfs fly in the window on the backs of pigeons]
Gutsy: That'll do, pigeon.
Smurfette: Thank you, bird.
Brainy: Look! We got the incantation!
Patrick: Where's Papa?
Grouchy: Gargamel's got him.
Patrick: What?
Clumsy: [gasps in fear] Oh no!
Smurfette: He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle".
Grouchy: He's gonna... [Smurfette sobs]
Gutsy: [sadly] Don't say it.
Grace: "BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"?
Patrick: Belved-- He's taken him to Belvedere Castle in Central Park.
Brainy: To extract his essence!
Grace: [surprised] WHAT?! W-We have to go get him!
Smurfette: No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever.
Gutsy: Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him! He's tryin' to protect us.
Clumsy: No! We can't leave Papa behind!
Gutsy: It was a Smurf promise.
Clumsy: No, no, no! We can't!
Brainy: We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said.
Grouchy: That's right.
Patrick: I didn't. [the Smurfs turn to Patrick] I never promised him anything! [walks out]
Clumsy: Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa!
Grace: [follows Patrick] Patrick, wait! I'm coming with you!
[Clumsy looks over the other Smurfs (minus Papa) for an answer]
Grouchy: I'm in. [Elway barks in agreement]
[the Smurfs turn to Gutsy]
Gutsy: Aye, me too. [Clumsy smiles] No Smurf left behind! Not Papa, and not you!
Smurfs: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR SMURF!!!