Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you?
Dude, I don't even know where the **** I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X"--next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.
That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!
Huh?
It's a **** sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poon-tang. Then we'll go to White Castle.
No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too--fur burgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Lap-dance.
You don't need dir--gah. Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
Look, chill.
We'll be right back, Neil.
