Officer Palumbo
"Koomar"; what is that, like five O's and two U's?
Played by Sandy Jobin-Bevans 
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) · 74 quotes
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) · 74 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004): in 7 of its 74 quotes
Scenes with Officer Palumbo
7 scenes
Officer Palumbo
Bullets--my only weakness! How did you know?
Officer Palumbo
I'm not a **** racist, okay?! You mother****er, so run away, and those black mother****ers won't get away with this, okay?! So suck my **** ****!
Officer Martone
[notices the jail door keys in the jail door, and Tarik Jackson sitting inside the cell reading a book]
Hey, Jackson's trying to escape!
Jackson
What are you talking about? I'm just sitting here.
Officer Reilly
He's trying to break free! Get him!
Jacksom
Aw, shit.
Officer Martone
[gets up and spread eagles on the cell wall, while still holding the book in one hand]
Don't move. Stop resisting! We need back up now! He's got a gun!
Jackson
That's not a gun, that's a book.
Officer Reilly
Secure the book!
Officer Palumbo
Book is secure. You bring this filth [book is on human rights] in here?! What is this shit?!
Do you know the show Doogie Howser, M.D.?
Officer Palumbo
Great show. God I love that show. Doogie.
Neil Patrick Harris stole my car tonight.
Officer Palumbo
Hey! NPH wouldn't do that!
Officer Palumbo
What kind of name is that anyhow? Kumar? What is that five o's or two u's?
No, it's actually one "u".
Officer Palumbo
Yeah, bullshit.
Palumbo
[upon being arrested for brutality and racism]
I'm not a [bleep] racist, all right? You mother [bleep]. Those black mother [bleep] won't get away with this, a'right?! So, [bleep] falls to all y'all! Okay?! So you can suck my [bleep]!
