Goldstein quotes from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)

Goldstein

This movie makes no sense. She's possessed, she's not possessed; that rack had better be stacked. Oh! Tits! Those aren't real. Yes, they are!

Rosenberg

I think Kumar's a "fay-gele".

Goldstein

Oh, they're totally gay for each other.

Rosenberg

Hey, you wanna suck on this?

Goldstein

Uh-huh. Mmm.

Goldstein

Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching "The Gift". Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.

Harold

Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?

Rosenberg

Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl, and I'm gonna see her boobs.

Goldstein

The things I would eat out of her ass--you have no idea!

Rosenberg

Argh! That is a completely vulgar statement.

Goldstein

So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.

Rosenberg

Touch?.

How were Katie Holmes' tits?

Goldstein

You know the Holocaust?

Yeah?

Goldstein

Picture the opposite of that!

Nice!