Goldstein
Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching "The Gift". Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie.
Harold
Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits?
Rosenberg
Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl, and I'm gonna see her boobs.
Goldstein
The things I would eat out of her ass--you have no idea!
Rosenberg
Argh! That is a completely vulgar statement.
Goldstein
So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true.
Rosenberg
Touch?.
