Andy Samberg movie quotes

127 quotes from 9 movies

Hot Rod (2007) as Rod Kimble

View Quote So, cool beans?

View Quote You're wrong, Frank. I'm not a kid, I'm a man. I am gonna get you better, and then I'm gonna beat you to death!

View Quote I need to go to my quiet place!

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Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022) as Dale

View Quote I haven't thought about it in a while. I should give him a call. See how life's treating him.

View Quote So you're saying the Rescue Rangers are back!

View Quote Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the V.I.P. room.

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Storks (2016) as Junior

View Quote If anyone finds out about this, I am dead meat! My hopes of becoming boss (will be) destroyed!

View Quote [to the penguins; as he and Tulip prepare for a quiet fight] Put down that baby!

View Quote That's insane! You need to deliver her!

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) as Brent

View Quote Sam: Swallow Falls is in trouble! Will you help us?
Brent: You bet I will! I just need someone to cover my shift. [puts his sign in a tree] Thanks, tree.

View Quote Brent: [eating soup made by Manny] Dr. Manny, this is delicious!
Manny: I call it "Manny's Gorilla Stew".
Brent: So how do you make a gorilla stew?
Manny: You keep it waiting for 2 hours.

View Quote Brent: [squeezes into Flint's smaller clothes] Thanks for lending me these skinny jeans, Flint.
Earl: Those aren't skinny jeans.
Manny: Nope.
Brent: My feet are turning purple. Is that bad?

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Zootopia 2 (2025) as Pawbert Lynxley

View Quote I'M GONNA BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND! I'M A REAL LYNXLEY! [maniacally laughs before he gets knocked out with a frying pan from Captain Hoggbottom]

View Quote [to Judy; chuckling as he holds out his paw] Paw! Uh, Pawbert. I am Pawbert. Hi.

View Quote Judy: How did you become partners?
Gary: Oh, when I found out the journal was gonna be on display at the Gala, I sent his family an anonymous letter asking to see it. Luckily, they make Pawbert work in the mailroom, so he read it first.
Pawbert: I got him smuggled in from overseas.
Gary: Seven days in a crate. But if I fix things for my family, it'll be worth it. Then we'll fix things for your partner too.

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009) as "Baby" Brent McHale

View Quote [repeated line] Uh-oh!

View Quote What a freak! He wants to be smart, but that's lame.

View Quote [running while carrying a pair of gold plated ceremonial scissors] I really shouldn't be running with these!

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Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015) as Johnny

View Quote [to Vlad] You wanna throw down, old man?! Certified yellow belt since 1997.

View Quote [to Drac about Vlad] You have a dad? That's funny.

View Quote Check it out. Oh, yeah. This is how I rolled every summer!

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Palm Springs (2020) as Nyles

View Quote Sarah: This is so **** up.
Nyles: So **** up.
Sarah: But it’s kinda hot, though.
Misty: (moans)
Nyles: Don’t you kiss me.
Sarah: Don’t you tell me what to do.

View Quote Nyles: It’s one of those… infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
Sarah: That I might have heard about.
Nyles: Yeah.

View Quote Misty: Oh, my God. Are you **** cheating on me?
Nyles: (scoffs) No. You’re cheating on me, you goof.
Misty: (Stops to think) Wait, what?

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Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) as Johnny

View Quote Oh, man. This is all my fault. I ruined everything, all because I'm not a monster.

View Quote I guess I just never got the feeling that he really thought of me as, you know, part of the family.

View Quote Okay, Drac. Open your eyes!