This is so **** up.
Nyles So **** up.
But it’s kinda hot, though.
(moans)
Nyles Don’t you kiss me.
Don’t you tell me what to do.
Played by Andy Samberg 
Palm Springs (2020) · 6 quotes
Palm Springs (2020) · 6 quotes
Most-quoted character in Palm Springs (2020): in 6 of its 6 quotes
Most scenes with: Sarah (4), Misty (3)
Scenes with Nyles
6 scenes Nyles Nyles Nyles It’s one of those… infinite time loop situations you might have heard about.
That I might have heard about.
Nyles Yeah.
Nyles Anyways, I think the party’s gonna start pretty soon. You wanna head back?
Is that a joke? No. Why would I do that?
Nyles I don’t know. Eat, drink, dance. Bask in love.
That is not love.
Nyles Of course it is! Tala’s in love.
No. You don’t actually know what you’re talking about. We. You. Me. Everyone. Everyone we know. Nobody can stand the idea of being alone, so we… buy into this pageantry and celebrate its bullshit.
Nyles All right. So no wedding, then.
Oh, my God. Are you **** cheating on me?
Nyles (scoffs)
No. You’re cheating on me, you goof.
(Enters the room, chuckles, to Nyles)
Didn’t work. Life is meaningless. Let’s get the **** out of here. (leaves the room)
Oh, my God. Are you…
Misty, Nyles
**** cheating on me? What? This isn’t funny. Okay, stop. I’m serious. Stop copying me! Stop pretending like you know everything!
Nyles Okay, I’m gonna go.
Nyles (about the neighbors)
I guess they come back November 10th. (He and Sarah laugh)
