Jonathan / Johnny-stein quotes

View Quote [from the trailer] Hello?

View Quote Whoa, check out these awesome costumes!

View Quote 1 time in Hamburg, I roomed with this dude, who I caught stealing my shampoo, and I said "Whoa, man!" Then he threw a flower pot at me, but he was cool.

View Quote [Dracula saves him from Quasimodo] Hey, thanks for saving me back there. That guy was crazy! Trying to eat me? That's only happened to me one other time, this weird dude from a Slipknot concert.