A scene from Hotel Transylvania 2012
Drac

Deviled lizard fingers!? I asked for spleens-in-blankets!

Quasimodo

You ugly fool! I told you! He doesn't like the lizard fingers!

Gargoyle Waiter

But you said... [Quasimodo slams the plate on top of his head]

Jonathan

[sees Skeleton Wife and approaches her]

Whoa! Check that costume out! Wow, seriously, I just have to ask - how are you pulling this off? I mean, it looks so real, like I– [reaches his hand through her chest] I could just reach my hand through and... [Skeleton Wife shrieks and slaps him]

Skeleton Husband

[appears; angrily to Johnny]

What do you think you're doing?!

Johnny

[frightened with realization]

Uh-- She's... She's real! You're real!

Skeleton Husband

Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating! Keep your hands outta my wife! [shoves Johnny and he bumps into Big Foot, then he looks up to see his face and starts shrieking]

Drac

[hears Johnny screaming and turns to see he's not behind him anymore]

Oh, no! [heads out to find him]

Johnny

[realizes the monsters around him are real; hysterically]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

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