Drac: Deviled lizard fingers!? I asked for spleens-in-blankets!
Quasimodo: You ugly fool! I told you! He doesn't like the lizard fingers!
Gargoyle Waiter: But you said... [Quasimodo slams the plate on top of his head]
Jonathan: [sees Skeleton Wife and approaches her] Whoa! Check that costume out! Wow, seriously, I just have to ask - how are you pulling this off? I mean, it looks so real, like I– [reaches his hand through her chest] I could just reach my hand through and... [Skeleton Wife shrieks and slaps him]
Skeleton Husband: [appears; angrily to Johnny] What do you think you're doing?!
Johnny: [frightened with realization] Uh-- She's... She's real! You're real!
Skeleton Husband: Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating! Keep your hands outta my wife! [shoves Johnny and he bumps into Big Foot, then he looks up to see his face and starts shrieking]
Drac: [hears Johnny screaming and turns to see he's not behind him anymore] Oh, no! [heads out to find him]
Johnny: [realizes the monsters around him are real; hysterically] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Quasimodo: You ugly fool! I told you! He doesn't like the lizard fingers!
Gargoyle Waiter: But you said... [Quasimodo slams the plate on top of his head]
Jonathan: [sees Skeleton Wife and approaches her] Whoa! Check that costume out! Wow, seriously, I just have to ask - how are you pulling this off? I mean, it looks so real, like I– [reaches his hand through her chest] I could just reach my hand through and... [Skeleton Wife shrieks and slaps him]
Skeleton Husband: [appears; angrily to Johnny] What do you think you're doing?!
Johnny: [frightened with realization] Uh-- She's... She's real! You're real!
Skeleton Husband: Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating! Keep your hands outta my wife! [shoves Johnny and he bumps into Big Foot, then he looks up to see his face and starts shrieking]
Drac: [hears Johnny screaming and turns to see he's not behind him anymore] Oh, no! [heads out to find him]
Johnny: [realizes the monsters around him are real; hysterically] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Drac : Deviled lizard fingers!? I asked for spleens-in-blankets!
Quasimodo : You ugly fool! I told you! He doesn't like the lizard fingers!
Gargoyle Waiter : But you said... [Quasimodo slams the plate on top of his head]
Jonathan : [sees Skeleton Wife and approaches her] Whoa! Check that costume out! Wow, seriously, I just have to ask - how are you pulling this off? I mean, it looks so real, like I– [reaches his hand through her chest] I could just reach my hand through and... [Skeleton Wife shrieks and slaps him]
Skeleton Husband : [appears; angrily to Johnny] What do you think you're doing?!
Johnny : [frightened with realization] Uh-- She's... She's real! You're real!
Skeleton Husband : Yeah, and I'll give you a real beating! Keep your hands outta my wife! [shoves Johnny and he bumps into Big Foot, then he looks up to see his face and starts shrieking]
Drac : [hears Johnny screaming and turns to see he's not behind him anymore] Oh, no! [heads out to find him]
Johnny : [realizes the monsters around him are real; hysterically] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
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