[Frank spots Johnny and threateningly advances toward him, and Drac gets in his way] [points at Johnny]

Who is that?

[whispering to Drac]

Are these monsters gonna kill me?

[whispering to Johnny]

Not as long as they think you're a monster.

Huh? That's kinda racist.

We'll talk later.

[Johnny is imitating Frank] [to Drac about Johnny]

Is… is he making fun of me?

No, no! Of course not, because he's... [stops Johnny from imitating]

He's your cousin, Johnny-stein.

[playing along]

Yes, yes, yes!

I don't have no cousin.

No, no, you do. He's your 6th cousin, 3 times removed.

[holds up his right arm]

On your right arm's side.

[to his right arm]

You have a cousin?

Frank, if your arm can talk, it would tell you that the original owner of your arm had a brother...

...Who married a woman...

...Who was... [makes killing gesture]

...For strangling a pig.

I have pig strangling blood in my arm!? That's kinda cool. [to Johnny] Well, Cuz, great to meetcha. [shakes Johnny's hand, but his whole body's shaken multiple times hitting the floor]

[Mavis giggles] [approaches]

So, what brings you here, Johnny?

[frightened]

Ahh! What was that?! (Oh, you're the Invisible Man, right?)

Oh, sorry. I should really clear my throat before I speak. (And yes, I am, but... call me "Griffin".) Anyway, what brings you here?

[nervous]

Oh, uh... Party Planner?

[playing along]

Yes! I've recruited Mister, uh... Stein here to help me with Mavis' birthday party.

Wait a minute. You asked someone to help you?

Captain Control Freak?

It's "Count"… and yes, I thought having a Mavis contemporary would be useful.

Yeah, he totally needed a fresher perspective. [Dracula glares at him]

Okay, Johnny. Mr. Tight Coffin over here was planning to have these powdered lame-o's play at the party.

[Zombies sigh]

So, anyways, we thought we could liven things up a bit.

Whoa! You all play? Let's check you guys out!

[Murray and Frank are singing] [singing]

Girl, I can't believe it's your big night

[Griffin is playing the drums] [singing]

Seems like only yesterday, you were eating mosquitos

[singing]

But now your eating frogs and mice

[singing]

Scarfing them down like Doritos

[singing]

Tell me, where did the time go, girl?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, guys. Stop. That's cute, but kinda old school.

Yes, thank you, Johnny.

You got to totally tempo things up. Here let me show you. Werewolf man, give me a jam! [Wayne gives him a "jam".] 2, 3, 4! [singing] Vampire girl with the fangy fangsHair real cute with the bangy bangsLittle princess gonna be a queenLegal bat lady turning 118, say 118!

118!

Yeah! Stage dive! [stage dives to the floor] Awesome!

I'm so blown away right now!

I think my cuz is gonna make this the best party ever!

Yeah! Maybe he can find a way to get me some chicks.

We should do a dance contest.

We're not doing any of that! We've got to stay on schedule, alright?

[to her dad]

Alright, Dad! Alright. Johnny, you're coming, too?

I don't know. Is it cool with Dracula?

Johnny, come with us.