Mavis Dad, you said when I turn to 118, I could go out to the world like every adult who likes to come and go from this hotel. [imitates her father, Dracula] "But, Mavey-Wavey, it's not safe! Bleh, bleh-bleh!" [normal voice] Dad, 30 years ago, you promised. I remember, we were both eating mice and you specifically said that you gave me your word!
Mavis THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Mavis Dad, I'm allowed to do things. I'm not 83 anymore.
Mavis Dad, Johnny did all of this for you. He was trying to make this day special.
Mavis I've literally never seen you before!
Mavis If we don't fix you guys soon, you'll be like this forever.
Mary You don't have to pretend like you like me. I've had enough charity to last a lifetime.
Mary You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.
You go to ball? Very nice! As van says "No mess too messy!"
Mary Okay.
This mess TOO MESSY!
Mavis Dad, don't give me the pouty bat face.
Mavis Dad, do not give me the pouty bat face.
Hey, what did you just do? A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out.
I don't care! It's... it's not worth it!
Mavis What's not worth it?
It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire so you'd stay.
Mavis By ruining his favorite thing? How could you (made Grandpa Vlad) do that?
We were desperate!
Mavis You were in on this( too)?
Dennis won't be happy in my town.
Mavis Dennis hasn't been there( yet)!
The husband and wife! Hear the strain and the strife–
SHUT UP!
Mavis Johnny, Dennis is not a monster! [Vlad makes a shocked face] He likes avocado!
'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun!
Linda I think Dennis just wants to be normal.
Mavis Can we stop using the word, "normal"?
Mavis He is who he is and you can't change him, Dad.
Dennis, where are you going?
Away!
But it's not safe out here by ourselves. I know a place where we can hide. Follow me! [they run to a tree house as their secret hiding place]
If you didn't stop me, my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life, like schlumpy over here. [gestures to Johnny]
"A wimp"!?
Johnny, be cool.
You wanna throw down, old man?! [does karate move at him] Certified yellow belt since 1997! [takes off his wig, blowing his cover]
No! (Oh, too late…)
What's this now, you're not a vampire?
Mike Of course he's (a) human. He's our son( in fact). You think we're monsters? [he and Linda wipe off their make-up, revealing their true selves]
You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid! Why don't you just put a stake through my heart?!
We don't hate humans anymore and they don't hate us( either).
HUMANS!? [scratches the window, and growls]
You're a fool!
Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, then you're the fool.
Mavis Oh, Daddy.
Mavis Dennis?
Mavis I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust.
Mavis Surprise!
Mavis Tinkles?! [to Dennis; sternly] Dennis.
