Dennis / Denisovich [his first words]
Bleh, bleh-bleh.
2nd most-quoted character in Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015): in 12 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Drac Pack (6), Mavis (5), Winnie (4)
You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [imitating Dracula] "Let's go, my hero!" [normal voice] Cebause I'm Batman! [imitating Drac] "Yes, to the Batmobile!"
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Johnny, come quick!
[Dracula and Johnny have just burst through the door after hearing Mavis calling them.]
What's up, he's okay?
Dennis said his first word!
He did?
Dennis Bleh, bleh-bleh.
We didn't say you did.
Then where did he get that?
Dennis Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Well, maybe sometimes you say it.
I only say it when I say I don't say it!
Dennis Bleh, bleh-bleh.
Okay, kid, we get it. You can talk. [softening] Denisovich... [checks Dennis' mouth for fangs]
Dad...
Just checking for cavities. [hastily leaves the room]
Dennis/Denisovich Bleh, bleh-bleh.
[Mavis is singing a lullaby to help Dennis go to sleep.] [to Dennis; singing]
Twinkle twinkle, little star.How I wonder who you are.
Dennis Mommy, I'm too old for lullabies.
This is the way most people sing it.
an a Most people? What's wrong with "Suffer, suffer, scream in pain. Blood is spilling from your brain"?
Daddy...
Come on. You know how I sang it to you.
[singing softly]
Suffer, suffer, scream in pain.You will never breathe again.[sees that his lullaby caused his grandson and daughter to fall asleep] Still works.
[Winnie has spotted Dennis and tackled him out of Drac's hands.] [knocks him to the ground]
Dennis, I love you! Zing!
Dennis [gets to his feet]
Hi, Winnie.
[climbs onto his head]
I just love your yummy strawberry locks! [glomps him] Zing zing! [Dennis laughs as she licks him]
Wanda
Winnie, give him his space! [to Mavis] I'm so sorry.
Denisovich/Dennis [Dennis/Denisovich and the Drac Pack are driving in the car.]
Where we going, Papa Drac?
Oh, Denisovich! We're going to have an adventure. A monster-y adventure!
Dennis Yay, monsters! We're gonna eat cake!
No, no cake on this monster trip!
Dennis No cake cebause Kakie says too much cake makes tummy ache. Yay! A monster always shares.
We may need more than a week.
Hey, you know who could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad.
[annoyed]
What? We don't need to call Vlad. We got this. [in a warmer tone] Eh, you see, Denisovich. Monsters are nice, just like you… but when the moon comes out, the real monster fun begins, being scary! Right, guys? [On the radio, "Worth It" by Fifth Harmony is playing and Frank, Wayne, Murray, and Griffin all dance along to it.] Guys? Guys! [shuts off the radio] What is wrong with you?
Come on. Everybody likes that song.
We're not everybody! We're scary monsters, remember? [puts a CD in the car's player.]
Hey, what are you putting in?
Oh, it's an audio book - Bigfoot's Life Story. He reads it himself.
Woman on CD
Chapter 1. [Bigfoot growls slowly on radio]
[They listen to the growling and it is revealed that Blobby is still happily listening to "Worth It" on his headphones in the adjoining rascal.]
Dana
[Drac just saved Dennis from falling from the condemned tower]
Oh, dear! Oh, my devil! We're gonna have to report this!
You mean to the papers? I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.
Dana
No, sir, I mean to the authorities. I cannot report child endangerment.
Whoa, listen to me. That was fun! Your singing is child endangerment!
Nope, I told him this was nuts. He's on his own! (And as for Dennis, he's gonna need more time.) [leans on the tower, causing it to fall over] (Uh, oh.)
Dana
[Back to Drac and Dana]
We have to call the boy's mother.
No, that ain't happening! His mother's already nutsy cuckoo!
Dana
(Well, either way,)
I have to follow protocol!
Dana
[unphased] (Yes, I will... because)
I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized.
Dana
Now, please, don't make me call the police!
No one's calling nobody!
Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!
Screaming's not helping!
Dennis [The camp kids take out marshmallows on sticks, cheer and start coming to the fire to roast them; Dennis has a sad look]
Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?
Bad? No! You're the best kid in the world! We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. [scolding to Dana] That's a very unsafe tower! You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [to Dennis as he puts him over his shoulders] Let's go, my hero!
Dennis Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile!
Yes, to the–
[After the Drac Pack returned to the hotel, Drac answers Mavis' video chat request]
So, hey! When are you going to get here already? We've been waiting… [looks up and sees Mavis standing a few feet away, looking angry at him, much to his shock]
We just went out for some avocados!
Dennis Mommy, I flew!
I saw. [angrily holds up her smartphone and plays a YouTube clip titled "Dracula Remix" with over 2,000,000 hits. The clip intercuts Dennis falling from the tower with rapid edits of Dracula arguing with Dana to a rhythm track]
[on video]
His mother's already nutsy cuckoo! Nutsy cuckoo! Ah-ooh! Eh-ah-ee-ee! Cuckoo! [As the music continues, he looks shocked, realizing he's busted. Blobby, oblivious, dances to the beat as the video continues.]
Dana
[on video]
Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh-oh-oh my devil. I have to follow protocol.
[on video]
That ain't happening! That ain't happening! His mother's already ah-kee-kee-a cuckoo! Ah-kee-ooh-ah-ee-ah cuckoo! [echoing]
[The video ends and Drac looks down in shame as Dennis and Mavis embrace.] [to her dad, Drac]
I was worried Dennis wasn't safe around other monsters. Now I don't even feel like he's safe around you.
But I was just–
What was it you said? "Human, monster, unicorn." That it didn't matter?
Well, I just know his life would–
We'll have his birthday party here on Wednesday, then we're moving.
Please, Mavey, don't leave.
[sadly]
Maybe you've let humans into your hotel, Dad, but I don't think you've let them into your heart. [takes Dennis inside the hotel, still worried he would be hurt; Johnny looks down sadly and follows her, leaving Drac]
Dennis [Dennis, dressed as Batman… sort of, isn’t getting much attention. While the other kids play together, Dennis is playing Batman alone.]
You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [imitating his grandpa, Dracula] "Let's go, my hero!" [normal voice] Cebause I'm Batman! (To the Batmobile!) [imitating Drac again] "Yes, to the Batmobile!" [Suddenly, Winnie knocks him over and licks him as some cousins laugh, including Troy in a costume of Vrak, a freaky Power Rangers villain. Mavis looks at Dennis sympathetically.]
Troy
Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman! [Winnie growls viciously at Troy who looks freaked out, but tries to remain cocky.] Whatever. I'm not about to cry. [walks off, crying]
[After Dennis' 5th birthday party is ruined] [to his son, Dracula]
Hey, what did you just do? A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out.
I don't care! It's... it's not worth it!
What's not worth it?
It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire so you'd stay.
By ruining his favorite thing? How could you (made Grandpa Vlad) do that?
We were desperate!
You were in on this( too)?
Dennis won't be happy in my town.
Erik
[plays organ while singing]
The husband and wife! Hear the strain and the strife–
Drac, Mavis and Johnny
[to Erik]
SHUT UP!
'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun!
Linda
I think Dennis just wants to be normal.
Can we stop using the word, "normal"?
He is who he is and you can't change him, Dad.
[Dennis runs out of the room, Winnie follows him. Bella watches them from the window. Outside the castle... in the forest...]
Dennis, where are you going?
Dennis Away!
But it's not safe out here by ourselves. I know a place where we can hide. Follow me! [they run to a tree house as their secret hiding place]
[Back at the party...]
If you didn't stop me, my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life, like schlumpy over here. [gestures to Johnny]
"A wimp"!?
Johnny, be cool.
[climbs on the stage, and walks to him]
You wanna throw down, old man?! [does karate move at him] Certified yellow belt since 1997! [takes off his wig, blowing his cover]
No! (Oh, too late…)
What's this now, you're not a vampire?
Mike
Of course he's (a) human. He's our son( in fact). You think we're monsters? [he and Linda wipe off their make-up, revealing their true selves]
[gasps; to Drac]
You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid! Why don't you just put a stake through my heart?!
We don't hate humans anymore and they don't hate us( either).
[the other humans reveal themselves as well] (W-what?) [outraged of this charade]
HUMANS!? [scratches the window, and growls]
You're a fool!
Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, then you're the fool.
Dennis?
Stop squirming!
Dennis Why are you doing this?
Because this is WRONG!! (I mean really!) Why doesn't one get that? Humans don't belong with monsters!
You're wrong!
I am not! I am holding you hostage, and me and my crew are gonna tear that human-hugging hotel to shreds!
Dennis You can't!
Really?! Why not?
Dennis Because…
"Because" why?!
Dennis Because it will make Papa Drac sad!
Ooh… Sad, and what are you gonna do about it?!
Dennis I don't relay know.
do You know why you don't know? "Because" you're just a weak, little boy! [laughs]
Dennis [gets to his feet]
Hi, Winnie.
[climbs onto Dennis’ head]
I just love your yummy strawberry locks! [glomps him] Zing-zing! [Dennis laughs as she licks him]
Wanda
[spraying water at her daughter]
Winnie, give him his space, hon. I'm sorry, Mavis.
It's okay, Aunt Wanda. They're just playing.
