[Drac just saved Dennis from falling from the condemned tower]

Oh, dear! Oh, my devil! We're gonna have to report this!

You mean to the papers? I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.

No, sir, I mean to the authorities. I cannot report child endangerment.

Whoa, listen to me. That was fun! Your singing is child endangerment!

[Meanwhile, on top of the tower]

Should we should go down and help him?

Nope, I told him this was nuts. He's on his own! (And as for Dennis, he's gonna need more time.) [leans on the tower, causing it to fall over] (Uh, oh.)

[Back to Drac and Dana]

We have to call the boy's mother.

No, that ain't happening! His mother's already nutsy cuckoo!

(Well, either way,)

I have to follow protocol!

[stares into Dana's eyes, glowing red; hypnotic]

You will not follow protocol.

[unphased] (Yes, I will... because)

I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized.

[back to normal]

Uh, right. (I forgot vampires can't hypnotized each other.)

Now, please, don't make me call the police!

No one's calling nobody!

[The tower finally collapses on the campfire, lighting it and Frank.]

Fire!

Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!

Screaming's not helping!

[The camp kids take out marshmallows on sticks, cheer and start coming to the fire to roast them; Dennis has a sad look]

Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?

Bad? No! You're the best kid in the world! We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. [scolding to Dana] That's a very unsafe tower! You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [to Dennis as he puts him over his shoulders] Let's go, my hero!

Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile!

Yes, to the–