Hey, what did you just do? A few more seconds and the kid's fangs would have popped right out.
I don't care! It's... it's not worth it!
What's not worth it?
It was my last attempt to make the boy a vampire so you'd stay.
By ruining his favorite thing? How could you (made Grandpa Vlad) do that?
We were desperate!
You were in on this( too)?
Dennis won't be happy in my town.
The husband and wife! Hear the strain and the strife–
SHUT UP!
'Cause you don't let him eat anything fun!
I think Dennis just wants to be normal.
Can we stop using the word, "normal"?
He is who he is and you can't change him, Dad.
Dennis, where are you going?
Away!
But it's not safe out here by ourselves. I know a place where we can hide. Follow me! [they run to a tree house as their secret hiding place]
If you didn't stop me, my great-grandson wouldn't have to be a wimp his whole life, like schlumpy over here. [gestures to Johnny]
"A wimp"!?
Johnny, be cool.
You wanna throw down, old man?! [does karate move at him] Certified yellow belt since 1997! [takes off his wig, blowing his cover]
No! (Oh, too late…)
What's this now, you're not a vampire?
Of course he's (a) human. He's our son( in fact). You think we're monsters? [he and Linda wipe off their make-up, revealing their true selves]
You! You let your daughter marry a human and have a human kid! Why don't you just put a stake through my heart?!
We don't hate humans anymore and they don't hate us( either).
HUMANS!? [scratches the window, and growls]
You're a fool!
Your great-grandson is the sweetest, kindest, most special boy I've ever met. And if you can't give him the love he deserves because he's half-human, then you're the fool.
Dennis?
