Aloysius O'Hare [reffering to Ted]
What?! Why is he leaving town? NO ONE EVER LEAVES TOWN! See what he's up to.
Voiced by Rob Riggle 
The Lorax (2012) · 41 quotes
The Lorax (2012) · 41 quotes
4th most-quoted character in The Lorax (2012): in 8 of its 41 quotes
A line from Aloysius O'HareYou listen to me, boy. Don't go poking around in things you don't understand, or I'll be your worst nightmare. I'm Frankenstein's head on a spider's body!
More lines from Aloysius O'Hare
6 quotes Aloysius O'Hare Aloysius O'Hare You've got a beautiful town here, Ted. Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span. I can't think of any reason you'd ever wanna go outside of town again. Ever.
Aloysius O'Hare Bring it on, Teddy! You don't have the guts!
Aloysius O'Hare [going after Ted and his girlfriend and grandma after the Truffula seed, through a megaphone]
YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, BOY! BAM!
Aloysius O'Hare Nobody beats Aloysius O'Hare! [the elevator shuts in his face and rises] What the-?! "Damn it!"
Aloysius O'Hare [last words during the "Let It Grow" song]
Come on, who's with me, huh?
Scenes with Aloysius O'Hare
1 scene
Mrs. Wiggins
Ted, I would like you to meet Mr. O'Hare, the most powerful man in town.
Aloysius O'Hare [Ted shocked in surprise.]
There he is! Hello, Ted.
Uh... Hi.
Mrs. Wiggins
Isn't he clever, Mr. O'Hare? He knows his own name and everything.
Aloysius O'Hare You know what I would love right now, Mrs. Wiggins? A delicious cookie. Wonderful. Teddy and I'll stay here and talk.
Mrs. Wiggins
Sure, why don't you go ahead and adopt him? I'm just kidding. That was a joke. I was just joking. I'll get your cookie.
Aloysius O'Hare I know you have it, Ted. So, let's put an end to this nonsense, shall we? [Ted angrily facing Mr. O'Hare] Hand it over.
I'm sorry... I don't know what you're talking about.
Aloysius O'Hare Really? Well, then... I guess you wouldn't mind us checking your room.
No, no, no!
Aloysius O'Hare Morty! McGurk! Find the seed!
No, you can't go up there! Guys, this is ridiculous. Stop! Hey! No, you can't come in my room!
Aloysius O'Hare Find it! [O'Hare barging into Ted's room trying to find and destroy the Truffula seed.] Find it!
Mrs. Wiggins
What is going on here?
Aloysius O'Hare [to Mrs. Wiggins, after she comes up stairs and what's going on]
THIS DOESN'T INVOLVE YOU! Get back downstairs!
Mrs. Wiggins
[to O’Hare]
Excuse me, down there! I don't care who you are, you little crazy baby-man! Get out of my house now. This is outrageous.
Aloysius O'Hare Fine. Sorry. Must have been a misunderstanding. We'll be leaving now. And my apologies, Ted. You be safe. [O’Hare takes the plate of cookies with Mrs. Wiggins Holding him.]
Mrs. Wiggins
Mind telling me what's going on here?
The seed! Where is it?
Mrs. Wiggins
Seed?
Where's Grammy?
