Scenes with Travis
3 scenes
Lloyd
Hey, when is this KEN thing, anyway?
Travis
It actually starts today, but Penny doesn't give her speech until the night of May 2nd.
H Harry
So that gives us...How many days are in April?
Lloyd
"Thirty days have September, all the rest I can't remember."
H Harry
Must be 31, because nothing rhymes with August.
Lloyd
No, I think it's 32, Har. April's a leap month.
Lloyd
32.
Lloyd
32.
HA Harry and Lloyd
[overlapping]
2, 2, 2! 31, 31, 1, 1, 1!
Travis
30! There's 30!
Travis
You said 31.
H Harry
Yeah, but I was closer.
Lloyd
Hey, you guys wanna play "He Who Smelt It"?
Travis
What's that?
Lloyd
It's complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.
H Harry
But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we were just passing a slaughterhouse...
Lloyd
False fart!
H Harry
...you lose a point. And you can't smell your own farts, either.
Travis
What, are you guys kidding? No! No! I'm not gonna sit around sniffing you guys' farts like some kinda truffle pig! Forget it.
H Harry
Okay, fine. Lloyd and I will play one-on-one.
Lloyd
Yeah, head-to-head.
Travis
How can you play one-on-one? If you smell a fart and you didn't do it, isn't it obvious the other guy did?
Lloyd
[Lloyd stares surprisingly at Travis]
I thought you said you never played before.
Travis
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3. Whoever guesses it gets to be king of the car.
Lloyd
1!
Travis
Nope.
Travis
Nope.
Lloyd
[Harry and Lloyd think for a while]
Okay, what is it?
Travis
[Travis looks at Lloyd, quizzically]
2.
Lloyd
[groans]
Oh, I swear I was gonna say that!
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