A character in Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Murray quotes from Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015)

Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015): in 6 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Drac Pack (3), Frank (3)

A line from Murray

Sandstorm? It's been awhile!

Scenes with Murray

5 scenes
Murray
[at Mavis and Johnny's wedding]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. [to Griffin] Yo, how hot is my date?

So hot. How about how hot mine is?

Murray

You've... got a date?

Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her.

Oh, yeah. Is this the one from "Canada"?

Shh… Wedding's starting.

Drac
[sees Blobby]

What's he doing here?

Frank

I told him he can come. He's never been outside the hotel.

Drac

Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man! [Blobby goes inside the van, squishing everyone]

Murray

Yeah, that ain't happening.

Drac

Fine. Put him on the rascal. Let's just get going!

Drac

"Chocolate cereal." Are you kidding me?

Frank
[eating]

It's okay, Drac. It's because they love us.

Murray

Yeah! Monsters are "What's goin' on?".

Dana
[Drac just saved Dennis from falling from the condemned tower]

Oh, dear! Oh, my devil! We're gonna have to report this!

Drac

You mean to the papers? I guess it was pretty cool, but I'm not about getting press.

Dana

No, sir, I mean to the authorities. I cannot report child endangerment.

Drac

Whoa, listen to me. That was fun! Your singing is child endangerment!

[Meanwhile, on top of the tower]

Should we should go down and help him?

Frank

Nope, I told him this was nuts. He's on his own! (And as for Dennis, he's gonna need more time.) [leans on the tower, causing it to fall over] (Uh, oh.)

Dana
[Back to Drac and Dana]

We have to call the boy's mother.

Drac

No, that ain't happening! His mother's already nutsy cuckoo!

Dana
(Well, either way,)

I have to follow protocol!

Drac
[stares into Dana's eyes, glowing red; hypnotic]

You will not follow protocol.

Dana
[unphased] (Yes, I will... because)

I'm a vampire. I can't be hypnotized.

Drac
[back to normal]

Uh, right. (I forgot vampires can't hypnotized each other.)

Dana

Now, please, don't make me call the police!

Drac

No one's calling nobody!

Frank
[The tower finally collapses on the campfire, lighting it and Frank.]

Fire!

Murray

Stop, drop and roll! Stop, drop and roll!

Screaming's not helping!

[The camp kids take out marshmallows on sticks, cheer and start coming to the fire to roast them; Dennis has a sad look]

Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?

Drac

Bad? No! You're the best kid in the world! We didn't start the fire. It was the tower. [scolding to Dana] That's a very unsafe tower! You're lucky we don't call the authorities! [to Dennis as he puts him over his shoulders] Let's go, my hero!

Cebause I'm Batman! To the Batmobile!

Drac

Yes, to the–

Murray
[scared]

Aah! Please don't kill me! [in a calmer voice] I mean, yo, V. What's up?

Talking toilet paper. Well, that's a new one.

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