Keegan-Michael Key movie quotes

View Quote I'm gonna go find someone to poop on.

View Quote Wait a second, are they eating chicken? Ladies, run!

View Quote You lead the way, and wherever you go, your best friend, Dave, will be right behind you.

View Quote [From the trailer] Whoa-ho-ho! I got a battle mask! It appeared when this guy— [gestures, bisecting the drone's head] Knife hands?! I have knife hands!

View Quote B-127: Orion! Orion, look! I have knife hands!
Orion: I can see that.
B-127: [Two Trackers land behind him] I'm gonna cut these guys. Watch. Come here! [The Trackers flee]
Orion: You can jab them later. We got to go.

View Quote [in a mid-credit scene, B-127 returns to his old workplace in sublevel 50; to his manequins "friends" EP-508, A-A-Tron, and Steve] Hey, guys! Great news, the Energon’s back! And I have a cog, and I can transform! [putting Steve's head back in place] It’s a long story. I’ll fill you in later. Oh! And here’s the best part. My hands are straight-up knives. Watch this. Knife hands! (summons his energon blades, only to impale two of the heads of A-A-Tron and Steve by accident) (tragically) NOOOOOO!!!!

View Quote Sandstorm? It's been awhile!

View Quote Drac: "Chocolate cereal." Are you kidding me?
Frank: [eating] It's okay, Drac. It's because they love us.
Murray: Yeah! Monsters are "What's goin' on?".

View Quote Drac: [sees Blobby] What's he doing here?
Frank: I told him he can come. He's never been outside the hotel.
Drac: Blobby, there's no room. Sorry, man! [Blobby goes inside the van, squishing everyone]
Murray: Yeah, that ain't happening.
Drac: Fine. Put him on the rascal. Let's just get going!

View Quote Whatever you are expecting over there...[chuckles] it's going to be even better.

View Quote The chef keeps that key on him at all times, and trust me, you don't want to go anywhere near that lunatic. Him catch ya, him turn you into duck à l'orange.

View Quote YOU DID IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I was in a cage, and now l'm not! In, and now, not! [giggles] And you did it! ALL of you! [to Mack] But you! YOU WILD DUCK, YOU! You must be the bravest duck me ever meet!

View Quote Kamari: Did ya hear that? The future king! [laughs]
[Simba stares around helplessly.]
Azizi: Oh, don't hurt me! Oh, do it again! [laughs]
[Simba lunges forward and roars again, seemingly with a full-grown lion's roar.]
Mufasa: [from offscreen] *roars*
[The hyenas recoil.]
Hyenas: [whimper]
Mufasa: [from offscreen] *roars* [Shenzi, Simba, and the hyenas stare in awe. The crowd of hyenas clears to reveal Mufasa tossing them aside like a ragdolls.] *roars*
[The hyenas converge on Mufasa.]

View Quote [After the hyenas let Simba get away]
Shenzi: Go down, and make sure he's dead. [leaves]
[Kamari and Azizi look down the cliff, but he is close]
Kamari: Seriously?
Azizi: Oh, I'm sorry. [backs away from Kamari]
Kamari: That's a good distance right there.
Azizi: Okay.
Kamari: No little cub could survive that fall. Listen, we're gonna tell her... we went down there and we ate him.
Azizi: Uh-huh. That's perfect, 'cause I am starving!
Kamari: We're not gonna eat him. Simba is dead. That's all she ever has to know. (Plus, if he did survive and comes back, then we can murder him.) [leaves]
Azizi: Works for me. (Hey, Simba! If you are alive out there and do come back, you're dead!) [leaves with them]

View Quote Zazu: For king and country!
[Zazu swoops down and pecks Azizi.]
Azizi: *grunts* [Zazu swoops down and pecks Azizi again.] *grunts* It's the bird. I got him! [Zazu briefly lands on Azizi's back, then takes to the air again.] I got him!
[Azizi leaps up at Zazu but misses. He runs away, with Zazu chasing after him and pecking at him.]
Zazu: Tally-ho!
Azizi: Oh, no. He's got me! He's got me! [Azizi runs head-on into a rock.] *grunts*
[The hyenas chase after Zazu.]
Kamari: Get that bird!
[The hyenas leap up and snap at Zazu, who dodges their attacks.]
Zazu: *grunts*
Hyenas: *growl*
Zazu: *whimpers* [The hyenas corner Zazu against a wall.] Please. Let's discuss this.
[The hyenas surround Zazu.]
Hyenas: *growl*
Rafiki': [from offscreen] *shouts in Xhosa* [A stick whacks the hyenas away. Suddenly, Rafiki jumps down from the ceiling.] *shouts in Xhosa*
[Rafiki begins beating the hyenas with his staff.]
Hyenas *yelp*
[The hyenas flee the cave. Rafiki watches them go, then lifts his staff over his head triumphantly.]
Rafiki: *shouts in Xhosa*

View Quote [Buzz: Come on! Help me get out of here!] Oh, I'll help you... with my foot!

View Quote [Bunny: Is that how we look on the inside?] There’s so much... fluff.

View Quote In the vacuum of space, they cannot hear you scream… [as he goes to kick Buzz, Buzz brings down his helmet squashing his foot] AAAAHH!!

View Quote [to Chip and Dale after they arrived at Sweet Pete's building] We're here.

View Quote Bjornson: So, you want stinky cheese? I got smell lines that'll take you through the ceiling.
Chip: "Through the ceiling," huh? Seems like you a quality product. But hey, before we get into all that, do me a favor. Take a look at this photo. [shows a photo of Monterey] It's a friend of mine named Monterey Jack.
Bjornson: Which is also the name of a cheese. [pause for a few seconds] Continue.
Chip: Right. So, we think he's being held in a warehouse somewhere. If you know anything, I'm sure we could make it worth your while. Like, what would you say to some complementary RV or boat insurance?
Bjornson: Nah, I don't know nothin'. Now, either buy some cheese or get out.

View Quote Bjornson: Huh. Interesting. My boss, Sweet Pete, he loves actors.
Dale: Ah, yeah. Who doesn't?
Bjornson: You know, I think you should meet him.
Dale: Really? Meeting Sweet Pete, huh? Looks like I just took us from outside the club to the VIP room. [blinks]
[Cut Chip and Dale are zip tied in Bjornson's truck. Chip is mad at Dale]
Chip: [talking sarcastically] Wow! This VIP room is incredible! I'm freaking out, dude. [gasps] Is that Jessica Rabbit over there? I'm only asking because... I'M ZIP TIED IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK!!!
Dale: Whoa! What's with the attitude? We were about to get kicked out with your plan, and now, thanks to my sweet improv, we're going to see Sweet Pete.
Chip: Oh, you're insane.
Dale: Am I?
Chip: Of course.
Dale: So, you'd rather just give up?
Chip: No!
Dale: You wanna just wait around...
Chip: You should've just let me take the lead!
[both of them start quarreling in high-pitched voices]
Dale: [normal voice] Hey! Hold on a second! How adorable are we? Chemistry like this doesn't just happen. This has got reboot written all over it.
Chip: Ugh. Are you serious? I should be home right now. Millie is probably worried sick and peeing all over the place.
Dale: Oh, are you seeing someone? She sounds... nice.
Chip: She's a dog. Millie is a dog.
Dale: Ah, I'm sure she's not that bad.
Chip: What? No, she's...
[Bjornson's truck stops outside the Valley Gang's headquarters. Bjornson opens the doors of his truck to pick out Chip and Dale to his boss]
Bjornson: We're here.

View Quote That's a nice one, Blobby.

View Quote [static crackles]
[barks]
[The movie opens in a house many years ago. A young Mavis stares out the window as rain pours down. She sighs sadly. Then, her father appears, playing his ukulele.]
Bellhop: What? I-I can't believe it. The nightmare… it's over! I'm human again!
Murray: Absolutely not.
Wayne: Nope.
Wayne: Whoa.
Both: Whoa.
Monster Johnny: Why not?
Human Dracula: Right. Still human.
[Back at the party, the ice fountain slowly starts to melt after being hit by the ray while the water glows green. The Drac Pack entered.]
Frank: I-I don't know. It took me by surprise. It's, uh, kind of an improvement.
Wayne: (groans) Drac always does this. I always hate getting caught between him and Mavis.
Griffin: Yeah, "Now that you're human, you can't do nothing about it."
Wayne: "Go do your own dirty work for a change, buster."
Frank: (texts) Okay, got it. (sends the text) Send.
Wayne: You actually sent that?
[He shows them a gif of a dancing cat. The monsters were not amused. Soon, Blobby comes by.]
Murray: That's a nice one, Blobby.
Griffin: Hey, here's to Blobby.
[He gets out a glass and grabs some of the green water from the fountain. He then burbles, to which Blobby replies in shock.]
Griffin: No, Bl… No, Blobby. I just said, "Here's a toast to a bunch of great guys." What does he think I said?
[Blobby narrows his eyes at Griffin and the rest of the Drac Pack have a glass of green water.]
Griffin: (they toast their drinks) Cheers!
[The Drac Pack drinks their drink, though Blobby inserts it into his body. Then, Murray's stomach grumbles.]
Murray: Huh? Whoa!
[His glowing green eyes turn normal.]
Murray: Something is happening.
[His wrappings start to unravel. Then, Wayne starts to lose hair on parts of his body. Next, Griffin slowly starts to turn visible.]
Griffin: Oh, no. [his nose appears] No, nose, nose.
Frankenstein: Uh, wh… why? [his stitches are becoming undone] My stitches. Oh. What the… [grows some beautiful hair] Aah! What’s going on?
[Murray shrieks until he turns into an old human.]
Human Murray: What the...
[Wayne's belly became full but turned out to be skinny to let his losing fur come out of his shirt.]
Human Wayne: My fur!
[Then, his fur falls off and his human head forms, a beard grows on his face. He noticed in fear.]
Human Griffin: [as he becomes visible] Oh, no, no. What's this, you guys? Oh, I'm balding?
Human Murray: What's happening?
Human Wayne: What the...
[They see Griffin fully visible but completely naked.]
Human Murray and Human Wayne: [looks at Griffin] Naked!
[Griffin looks down at his visible naked body and covers himself]
[the three panic]
Human Frank: [offscreen] Wow.
[They turn to see Frank, now a handsome hunk.]
Human Frank: What’s up, fellas? (takes a selfie)
[The others were stunned by this.]
Human Murray: Ooh.
Human Griffin: Oh, he got the worst of it.
Blobby: (confused burbling)
[Suddenly, his stomach gurgles, as Blobby begins to change]
Blobby: (burbling yelling)
Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank: Huh? (gasps and shouts)
[Blobby transforms into… a green Jello on a plate. A beat was heard. The Human Drac Pack starts to scream loudly in terror after seeing Blobby transform.]
Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
[Cut in the sky, the Gremlin airplane flies through with Johnny’s monster head sticking out like a dog.]
Monster Johnny: Wow. Flying as a monster is so much better. Right, Drac?
Mavis: I really need to talk to you. Dad, are you in here? (checks the coffin bed) Dad? (sighs) Where is he?
Mavis: Okay, yep, something's definitely going on.

View Quote Sunny: Mom! Wesley's touching me!
Wesley: She touched me first!
Human Wayne: (sighs) We're dead.
Frank: (chuckles) Hey. Not bad, huh? (takes a selfie)
[He takes a selfie. Eunice shrieks and cuts off the hair with a sword. The hair is reduced to Frank’s regular hair, much to his dismay.]
[Meanwhile, Wanda relaxes on a lounge chair by herself while Wayne is stuck with the wolf pups as payback for his Walter trick.]
Wayne: [sighs] I miss being Walter. (one of the pups bites his foot) Ow!
[We then see Griffin about to remove his small clothes.]
Murray: (disgusted) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! (pulls up his pants) No-no! You-you are keeping those on!
Griffin: (nonchalant) Don't be so uptight. I'm inviz.
Ericka: Go ahead. Now's your chance.
Johnny and Mavis: (shocked) Huh?
[They then see that the hotel is in ruins.]
Dracula: (shocked) What happened?
Mavis: [smiles] Well, we just made a couple of tiny adjustments.

View Quote Alpha Wolf: I'm gonna devour this thing!
Beta Wolf: I'm gonna bite her arm clean off.
[wolves start licking the Diamond Destiny's face lovingly; in which she giggles with delight]

View Quote Alpha Wolf: Wolf Pack, form a wolf submarine!
[the pack make themselves into a submarine... then come up for air]

View Quote [Junior, Tulip and Diamond Destiny get across a bridge and cut it so that the Wolf Pack can't get across]
Junior: Suck it, wolves!
Alpha Wolf: Wolf Pack, form a wolf bridge!
Junior: What is happening?
Tulip: The wolves are forming a suspension bridge.
Junior: How is that possible?
Tulip: I don't know.

View Quote "This is amazing. There's so much to do."