Wayne quotes from Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) ... Movie Quotes Database

Wayne

This is hard to watch.

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Wayne

I think Johnny looks way better as a monster.

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Wayne

My fur!

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Wayne

I miss being Walter.

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Bellhop

[static crackles] [barks] [The movie opens in a house many years ago. A young Mavis stares out the window as rain pours down. She sighs sadly. Then, her father appears, playing his ukulele.]

What? I-I can't believe it. The nightmare… it's over! I'm human again!

Murray

Absolutely not.

Wayne

Nope.

Wayne

Whoa.

Both

Whoa.

Monster Johnny

Why not?

Human Dracula

Right. Still human.

Frank

[Back at the party, the ice fountain slowly starts to melt after being hit by the ray while the water glows green. The Drac Pack entered.]

I-I don't know. It took me by surprise. It's, uh, kind of an improvement.

Wayne

(groans)

Drac always does this. I always hate getting caught between him and Mavis.

Griffin

Yeah, "Now that you're human, you can't do nothing about it."

Wayne

"Go do your own dirty work for a change, buster."

Frank

(texts)

Okay, got it. (sends the text) Send.

Wayne

You actually sent that?

Murray

[He shows them a gif of a dancing cat. The monsters were not amused. Soon, Blobby comes by.]

That's a nice one, Blobby.

Griffin

Hey, here's to Blobby.

Griffin

[He gets out a glass and grabs some of the green water from the fountain. He then burbles, to which Blobby replies in shock.]

No, Bl… No, Blobby. I just said, "Here's a toast to a bunch of great guys." What does he think I said?

Griffin

[Blobby narrows his eyes at Griffin and the rest of the Drac Pack have a glass of green water.] (they toast their drinks)

Cheers!

Murray

[The Drac Pack drinks their drink, though Blobby inserts it into his body. Then, Murray's stomach grumbles.]

Huh? Whoa!

Murray

[His glowing green eyes turn normal.]

Something is happening.

Griffin

[His wrappings start to unravel. Then, Wayne starts to lose hair on parts of his body. Next, Griffin slowly starts to turn visible.]

Oh, no. [his nose appears] No, nose, nose.

Frankenstein

Uh, wh… why? [his stitches are becoming undone] My stitches. Oh. What the… [grows some beautiful hair] Aah! What’s going on?

Human Murray

[Murray shrieks until he turns into an old human.]

What the...

Human Wayne

[Wayne's belly became full but turned out to be skinny to let his losing fur come out of his shirt.]

My fur!

Human Griffin

[Then, his fur falls off and his human head forms, a beard grows on his face. He noticed in fear.] [as he becomes visible]

Oh, no, no. What's this, you guys? Oh, I'm balding?

Human Murray

What's happening?

Human Wayne

What the...

Human Murray and Human Wayne

[They see Griffin fully visible but completely naked.] [looks at Griffin]

Naked!

Human Frank

[Griffin looks down at his visible naked body and covers himself] [the three panic] [offscreen]

Wow.

Human Frank

[They turn to see Frank, now a handsome hunk.]

What’s up, fellas? (takes a selfie)

Human Murray

[The others were stunned by this.]

Ooh.

Human Griffin

Oh, he got the worst of it.

Blobby

(confused burbling)

Blobby

[Suddenly, his stomach gurgles, as Blobby begins to change] (burbling yelling)

Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank

Huh? (gasps and shouts)

Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank

[Blobby transforms into… a green Jello on a plate. A beat was heard. The Human Drac Pack starts to scream loudly in terror after seeing Blobby transform.]

AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Monster Johnny

[Cut in the sky, the Gremlin airplane flies through with Johnny’s monster head sticking out like a dog.]

Wow. Flying as a monster is so much better. Right, Drac?

Mavis

I really need to talk to you. Dad, are you in here? (checks the coffin bed) Dad? (sighs) Where is he?

Mavis

Okay, yep, something's definitely going on.

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Sunny

Mom! Wesley's touching me!

Wesley

She touched me first!

Human Wayne

(sighs)

We're dead.

Frank

(chuckles)

Hey. Not bad, huh? (takes a selfie)

Wayne

[He takes a selfie. Eunice shrieks and cuts off the hair with a sword. The hair is reduced to Frank’s regular hair, much to his dismay.] [Meanwhile, Wanda relaxes on a lounge chair by herself while Wayne is stuck with the wolf pups as payback for his Walter trick.] [sighs]

I miss being Walter. (one of the pups bites his foot) Ow!

Murray

[We then see Griffin about to remove his small clothes.] (disgusted)

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! (pulls up his pants) No-no! You-you are keeping those on!

Griffin

(nonchalant)

Don't be so uptight. I'm inviz.