Francis Francis quotes from The Boss Baby (2017)

Francis Francis

And we are on schedule to release the most adorable puppy ever. We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! Watch out, world! It's gonna crush the competition!

Francis Francis

I'm launching my Forever Puppies, and there's nothing you can do about it!

Francis Francis

Baby Corp stole all the love from me, and now I'm goingto take it back from them... You should understand what I'm talking about! You got replaced just like me?!

Francis Francis

Bratty kid!

Francis Francis

You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! But no, you blew it! You let that baby boss you around!

Francis Francis

Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. Not you, not anybody! Baby Corp is through! I win! Ha!

Thank you all for coming here on such a short notice. Now, before we begin... [Is the kid listening?]

Yes, sir!

Sure is!

Affirmative!

Jimbo, run some interference.

Tim

Hey!

We babies are having a crisis!

Oh no!

That's awful!

Horrible!

What is it?

Well, it's simpler if I just show you. Teddy, if you please.

Let's put on a show!

Oh. [Staci gasps]

Here we go!

Jimbo, hit the lights. [Jimbo hits lights] You see, babies aren't getting as much love as we used to.

Why? Have we been bad?

No, Staci. But I'll tell you who is. Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies!

Aww!

No, no, that's exactly the problem!

Tim

Puppies? What's the deal with puppies?

Throughout history, people have loved babies more than anything in the world. We've always been must-have item, number one on every wish list. Puppies were merely accessories. But all that changed when the puppies began coming out with new designer models. Each one more adorable than the last. Remember the Labradoodle? The Peekaboo? The Chiweenie? Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling. [All: Chiwee...] Not possible, don't waste your time. We all laughed at the Shar Pei. [Jimbo laughs] And now it's number one in China.

Oh no!

That's terrible!

Horrible!

Yes. And it gets even worse. Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co, made this announcement. Teddy, roll the clip.

Francis Francis

And we are on schedule to release the most adorable puppy ever! We're gonna launch it at the pet convention in Las Vegas! Watch out, world! It's gonna crush the competition!

Yay!

No, Jimbo. No "yay". We are the competition! This is war. Puppies are winning, and babies are losing. Thank you, Teddy. And if this new puppy is as cute as we fear, it could put the baby business out of business, baby.

Uh-oh!

That's awful!

Bad news, baby!

What are we going to do?

My job is to find out exactly what that new puppy is, so that Baby Corp can stop it. And you're going to help me.

Genius!

Home run!

You still got it, boss!

Yay!

Yay. Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co. So, have you learned anything from them?

Yes, sir!

Sure did!

Mm-hm!

Fantastic. Triplets, go!

A, B, C, D.

No, what have you learned about the new puppy?

Yay, puppy!

No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil! Staci, read back the notes.

I can't read. What's it say? [?]

THIS IS MY TEAM!? A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men, and a doodler?

Exactly!

Affirmative!

Good call!

Oh yeah!

Nice one, BB!

Tim

Gotcha!

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! Cookies are for closers.

Let's have another show!

No, Teddy! No! [Staci cries]

How about a hug?

No more shows!

Boss!

There's plenty of love to go around!

Teddy, go to sleep!

Nighty-night... [faints]

Boss, Boss!

WHAT?!

PARENTS!

Aww! It's like they're having their own little meeting! [The parents begin taking pictures of the babies, Boss Baby is eating his foot, Staci is throwing her papers in the air, and Jimbo is eating all the cookies]

Isn't that adorable?

Who wants dessert?

God, this is so humiliating! [it repeats on the tape]

Tim

Wait until Mom and Dad hear this. [gasps, finds Boss Baby and his infants]

Hey, Templeton, what you got there?

Tim

Uh, nothing.

Hand over the tape.

Tim

Never! [rushes outside and finds Janice and Ted inside] Mom! Dad! Over here!

Hi, Timmy!

Hi! Anyway... [Tim gets surrounded by Boss Baby and his infants. They are in vehicles. Staci is in a kid's flower bike.]

Flower power! [Jimbo rolls his ball popper. The triplets are in a firetruck. Boss Baby is in a police car.]

You can't get away from Johnny Law, simpleton. [The chase starts.]

Tim

Ha! [runs]

Fasten your seat belt! Let's go! [Staci gets stuck in a sandbox, and pouts]

Run, run, run, run, run... [crashes through a fence. The triplets ride in the firetruck and snatch the tape]

Tim

Hey!

Ha-ha! [Tim finds the hose rolling out]

Tim

Hmm.

Uh-oh! [Tim ties the hose to a pole with tap and yanks it really hard, which sends the triplets and the tape flying]

WHOA!

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run! Catch, catch, catch, catch, catch, catch! [catches them, and the firetruck hits the ground explodes, sending the tape flying]

Tim

Whoa!

Yes! [grabs the tape and flies in the air then comes back to the ground] Oh, yeah! [finds Tim in the police car, then Tim splutters] Let go, you little... [The scene cuts to Ted and Janice looking outside a window]

Oh, look, the kids are finally getting along.

That's nice! [Janice and Ted clink glasses together. The scene cuts back to backyard. Boss Baby swings Tim around, then falls onto the grass, the babies come in, Boss Baby makes a throat cutting gesture, and the babies charge]

Tim

Sayonara! [rides a rope into his treehouse, and grabs suction cup darts and a Nerf gun] You wanna play? Let's play! [uses a paper clip and swings down on a rope and shoots suction cup darts at Jimbo]

NOOOOO! Save Boss! Save Boss! [gets suction cup darts on him. The tape drops. Tim grabs the tape]

Get him!

I got him, I got him, I got him! [Tim jumps on a trampoline into the window of the house, and Staci and the triplets bounce on the trampoline, unable to reach the window. Staci flies into the air and gets stuck in a tree]

Tim

You're toast, baby man!

Upsies! I need upsieeees! [Jimbo twirls him, and Boss Baby flies into a window, breaking it.]

Who wants... [drops the plate] cheese-sticks! [They look at the mess.]

Oh! [Jimbo stands still, and the toy firetruck is behind him on fire.] Oh! [The triplets play with the broken glass from the window that Jimbo threw Boss Baby into it.] Oh! [Staci is stuck in the tree. She looks at them, with a confused expression on her face, and cries.]

Tim

Mom, Dad! I've got proof! [Boss Baby runs in his walker and gets vampire teeth, then growls and bites Tim on the leg] Ah! [Boss Baby tumbles, and Tim slides down the stairs] Oh, someone can't go down the stairs? Ha!

Nothing can stop me! [rolls down the stairs, then Tim opens the door, and he rolls outside, and Tim closes the door]

Tim

Mom, Dad! Where are you guys? Hello! Where did everyone go? [runs into the office room] Mom, Dad! The baby can talk!

Oh, can he now? [turns to Tim in a chair]

Tim

Wait, how did you...?

Hand over the tape, Timmy, or Lam-Lam gets it, see? [grabs a stapler]

Tim

No!

What's that, Lam-Lam? Oh, you want a nose ring? Well, it's really not my scene, but who am I to judge!? [staples Lam-Lam's nose, then Tim whimpers] And an eyebrow ring. Seems like a little bit too much, Lam-Lam! [staples Lam-Lam's eyebrow]

Tim

Ah!

How's that gonna look in a job interview?

Tim

Stop it!

The tape, Timmy, or I'm gonna rip-rip-rip-rip-rip-rip-rip...

Tim

NOOOOO! [grabs Lam-Lam and they tug at her] Let go!

You let go!

Tim

You let go!

Give me the tape!

Tim

Give me Lam-Lam! [pauses; gasps, seeing Lam-Lam ripped, then glares at Boss Baby]

Whoops! Too far! [Tim grunts, grabs him] Templeton, Templeton, let’s be reasonable! We can be reasonable, right? What are you doing?!

Tim

You've been asking for this since you got here! [puts the jumper up on the window]

We can talk about this over a juice box!

Tim

Time for juice boxes is over!

No, no, Templeton! You wouldn't!

Tim

Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired!

Tim, what are you doing?!

Tim

Nothing. [Boss Baby looks at Ted, and cries. Tim let us go of the jumper, accidentally shoots the tape out the window, then it lands onto the road and gets run over in tape is brokeness by a passing car, horrified, gasps] My proof! [Boss Baby grins triumphantly]

Tim! [takes Boss Baby] Explain yourself!

Yes, explain yourself!

Tim

It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault!

The baby's fault?

Tim

It's true, he can talk! They all can talk! They're having a meeting! There's something about puppies! It's one big baby con-spy-racy!

Timothy Leslie Templeton! [Boss Baby snickers]

We are very disappointed in you.

No, we're mad at you!

Exactly, we're mad at you!

Tim

Mad?

You need a time-out!

You're grounded!

Yes, grounded! (to Janice) For two?

Three!

Three days?

Weeks!

Weeks! Three weeks!

For three... NEVERS!!!

You know what, Janice, you're never 3 weeks ever again!

Tim

Grounded?

You're gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... [Boss Baby gasps and looks at her up with confusion] until you learn to get along.

Oh, great. [Tim looks down in disappointment. The scene fades to a jail/prison cell]

Adult Tim

It was my first time behind bars. The big house. The lock-up. Grounded for life. The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. Every man has his breaking point. This was mine.

Well, that didn't end well. [Tim and Boss Baby look at "Top Secret: New Puppy" file, opened up, and he sees the text "GOTCHA!!!" written by Puppy Co Pete]

WHAT?! [Puppy Co Pete chuckles ominously and pulls the lever, then Tim and Boss Baby scream in fall and trapped in a chair]

Tim

Huh?

What the...?

Francis Francis

Thanks for dropping in, kids.

Tim

Francis Francis?

Francis Francis

I see you've met my big brother, Eugene. A man of few words. [Eugene takes off his Puppy Co. Pete head and makes a growling gibberish noise] None, in fact.

Tim

Can you put your head back on, please?

What is all this?

Francis Francis

Surprise!

A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that?!?!

Francis Francis

Oh, you don't recognize me? Perhaps from my youth!

Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby?

Tim

Whoa. He is him? And him is you? Except older and wrinklier. [reacting to Francis Francis sucks on the pacifier] That's not right.

No, you were my hero! How did you end up... here?

Francis Francis

You know what I do to little kids who ask lots of questions about me? Eugene!

Francis Francis

I read them my story. [as Eugene sets down cookies] And... I baked cookies! Eugene, my chair.

Francis Francis

Now, it all started at Baby Corp, a long, long time ago, I was a hotshot executive headed straight to the top. Everyone loved me. They gave me a promotion, the corner office, my very own...

Personal potty?

Francis Francis

Shing! I had it all. [sadly] But then, one day, I made a terrible discovery. I was getting... old. The formula wasn't working anymore. It turns out I was lactose intolerant.

No!

Francis Francis

Yes! I got called in to see the board of directors.

Tim

Who are the boring directors?

Francis Francis

The biggest baby bosses of them all. I thought they loved me. But they replaced me with someone new, someone younger.

Tim

That's horrible.

Francis Francis

All of a sudden, she got all the love, all the attention. You know how that feels, don't you, Tim? It hurts, doesn't it? [hands a cookie to Tim]

Tim

Yeah, it does. [eats the cookies] And then what happened?

Francis Francis

Well... [angrily snaps with a red hue glowing on his face] THEY FIRED ME!!! AND TOOK AWAY MY SPECIAL FORMULA! THEN THEY SENT ME DOWN TO LIVE WITH A… F... F... F... [stammering] family!

Oh, Francis, no!

Francis Francis

BABY CORP BETRAYED ME!!! AND I'M FINALLY GOING TO GET REVENGE! WITH! [Boss Baby and Tim scream, then Francis Francis flips the page to reveal a small white puppy with black ears and big green eyes; gleefully] The Forever Puppy.

Tim

Huh?

That's it?

Francis Francis

No, no. Imagine a puppy that never grows up. A puppy that stays a puppy forever. Once I launch my Forever Puppies to every corner of the world, they'll be so adorable...

How cute!

Francis Francis

...no one will ever want a baby ever, ever again! The end... of Baby Corp! [He does a maniacal laugh as he attempts to close the book, but the pages fold out so much that it does not close, so he angrily tosses it into a nearby fireplace]

Oh, please. A puppy that never grows up? That's impossible! [after brief silence] Isn't it?

Francis Francis

Oh, it was, until you brought me the key ingredient!

My secret formula.

Francis Francis

IT'S MINE! IT'S MINE! It's all mine.

No!

Francis Francis

You brought me the very thing I needed to destroy Baby Corp!

No!

Francis Francis

Yes! [laughs] You walked right into my trap!

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!

Tim

Yeah, not if we-

Francis Francis

What? Tell? Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents?

Where are the boys?

I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone.

Francis Francis

I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas. So, stay out of my way. [crushes a cookie] I'd hate for them to get... terminated.

Tim

Ha! They'd never leave us alone!

Francis Francis

Oh, really? [snaps fingers, prompting Eugene to change from his business attire to that of a Mary Poppins-like nanny] Wait until they meet Puppy Co.'s certified in-house childcare expert.

Ah!

Eugene

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Oh no.

Don't be nervous, buddy.

It's only overnight.

We'll be back before you know it.

Besides, you boys are in great hands. [Eugene laughing]

Francis Francis

That's right, Eugenia is practically perfect in every way!

Tim

No! Please don't go with him. Francis Francis is trying to-

Francis Francis

Oh! Believe me, Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. Not for one second.

That's very reassuring.

Francis Francis

Now you see them... [crushes cookies] and now, you don't. [Ted and Janice are ready to the airport with Francis Francis] Too-da-loo!

Eugene

Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Francis Francis

To the airport! [Eugene takes Tim and Boss Baby to the baby's room]

It's over, I'm through. What do we do, Templeton, what do we do?

Tim

We have to get to the airport and stop Francis before the plane takes off.

Yes, but how do we get past Scary Poppins down there?

Tim

Okay, there must be something we can do... [Boss Baby cries] Hey, it's not that bad? [Boss Baby laughs] Are you okay? What's the matter with you?

Ah! DON'T LOOK AT ME! Oh no, without my formula, I have turned into a normal baby! You know, goo-goo, ga-ga, the whole bit!

Tim

Oh no.

Ah!

Tim

Bleugh! Gross!

Ew, ew!

Tim

Ow!

I'm a ticking baby time bomb! I'm going to turn into a PUKING, POOPING, HELPLESS BABY!

Tim

Wait a second. That gives me an idea!

What? What is it?

Tim

I've been through a lot of babysitters, and they all fear one thing.

Now ladies, the secret to deep fried butter, is a healthy dab of margarine.

Eugene

Mm. Yum-yum.

Tim

Hey, Mr. Lady Man! [Eugene: Huh!?] The baby, I think he's sick! [Eugene exclaims] You gotta do something. [Tim kicks the vacuum and fake vomit spews all over Eugene.] Oh, the horror! [Tim follows Eugene around shooting green barf at him from the hose beside the baby's face. He loses his grip and the baby goes flying.]

Templeton!

Delicious! [Tim aims the vomit at Eugene's mouth. ]

Tim

Gross, it got in your mouth! Ew, it got in my mouth, too! I think I'm gonna be sick!

¡Vamonos al baño! [Eugene dashes to the bathroom. Boss Baby swerves the vacuum to the bathroom and leaps off.] Swirly! [He clogs the toilet lid over Eugene. Eugene gets up with the toilet stuck on his head.]

Tim

There's only an hour before the plane takes off.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's take the bike!

Tim

Uh, the bike? Um... I don't know. Ah!

Let's move!

Tim

Okay, but wait right here.

What? Where are you going? Templeton!

Tim

Always wear a helmet.

Eugene

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Too-da-loo, toilet head!

Tim

Ha! You'll never catch us!

Staci! [over speaker] Staci, come in!

Oh, Staci.

Is that you, boss?

Code red! I am being chased by a killer babysitter! Gather the team!

On it, boss.

Hello!

Hello!

Hello!

Code red!

Got it! [?] We got a code red! Repeat. We got a code red!

What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go!

Tim

But that's jaywalking!

Here, I'll pay your ticket. Go! [?]

Tim

I think we lost him!

Oh no, we didn't! [?]

Flower power! [?]

Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!

Ha-ha, that's my boy!

Poppy! [?] Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. [?]

Uh-oh.

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. [Eugene makes an evil chuckle, Tim and Boss Baby are riding a bicycle with training wheels, going after their parents, who are on their way to the airport, while being chased by Eugene]

Tim, you've gotta go faster!

Tim

I can't! I can't do it!

You can! Ha![leaps up onto Tim's shoulder] You've got it in you, Templeton! Now, eyes ahead! I said eyes ahead, son! Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! Either you run the day, or the day runs you. [Tim pedals faster, Eugene almost catches them, but Boss Baby dodges his grasp, and they get further away] Good! [the bicycle's training wheels break off] Uh-oh!

Tim

Whoa! My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels!

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right!

Tim

Ah! What are you talking about?

The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton, but rather a wild ride... like a ship at sea! And you're a sea captain, taming a turbulent ocean! [The scene transforms from a suburb to an ocean, with Tim and Boss Baby riding a boat]

Tim

I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! [they evade the incoming "whale"]

Ah!

Good!

Tim

Tree! I'm gonna hit it!

Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.

Tim

What?

AIM AWAY FROM FAILURE! [Tim steers away from the tree, the scene transforms back into a suburb backdrop]

Tim

I'm doing it, I'm doing it! [They travel through a forest, with Eugene close behind who is smashing past trees]

Once success is a habit, then it's all down...

HILL! [They ride down a hill, at which time, they see the car which their parents are in with Francis Francis]

Tim

Look, there they are! Mom, Dad! [as the car passes the train crossing, the train passes by] Train!

Choo-choo! [They continue to approach the train crossing, with Eugene close behind] Templeton, stop! [Tim notices a mold of sand at a construction site next to the tracks, Tim steers towards it] What are you doing? [Tim pedals faster, the scene transforms into a ramp, with them riding a motorcycle, at the end of a ramp there is a ring of fire]

Tim

We're gonna make it!

But I don't have a quote for this! [They jump, Boss Baby yells out "Aaahhh!", and they make it, as the scene transform back into the "real" world, Eugene crashes into the mold of sand, ending the pursuit] (to Tim) You did it!

Tim

No, we did it!

And all without your training wheels.

Tim

Coming through!

Baby on board!

Tim

Hang on to your diaper! Duck and cover!

Whoa,

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it, buddy! I'm gonna need a strip search on two.

Tim

Um, there they are! Mom, Dad!

Hey, not so fast! Uh! Oh no. [laughs and coos] Ah! Templeton!

Hey! [Tim: Sorry!] [Boss Baby laughs and eats a coin]

Tim

Hey, where'd you go? Oh no. Not again! Not now.

Ugh! What the...? Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah! No, no, no, no!

Tim

Come on!

Ugh. I think I ate $1.75.

Tim

Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad!

Francis Francis

Ah! Hurry now! Move! [Tim: Stop!] We don't wanna miss our flight! [Tim: No!] I warned you!

Tim

Wait! No! [Boss Baby: No, no!] Mom, Dad! Stop!

No!

Tim

No, no, no! [watching Francis Francis escape on the Puppy Co. plane with his parents] They're gone.

I failed.

Tim

I would've gotten to my parents if I didn't have to go back for you!

What? We would've been here in plenty of time if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! We're never going to stop the launch on time.

Tim

Who cares? My parents are in danger!

I care! Baby Corp is gonna go out of business!

Tim

UGHHHH!! That's all you ever talk about! You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family!

And you don't know what it's like to have a job!

Tim

You don't know anything about hugs, or bedtime stories, or special songs!

Oh, please. Stop acting like a baby.

Tim

You're a baby!

You take that back.

Tim

My life was perfect until you showed up!

Oh, believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd never met you!

Tim

I WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN!

Tim

Where are you going? FINE!!

Francis Francis

Hey! What are you doing here?

Tim

Mom! Dad!

Francis Francis

What are they doing here?

What are Tim and the baby doing here?

Francis Francis

What are any of us doing here, really?

What is going on in here? [Janice: Hey!]

Tim

He's got my parents!

Francis Francis

We're really here to get them, get them up, get the Forever Puppy!

We have got to get backstage!

Tim

In there!

Tim

Mom, Dad! I'm coming!

Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go, go, go!

Francis Francis

ARRRRRGGGHH!!!

Ah! [Francis Francis activates the rocket holding the Forever Puppies]

Launch initiated.

Francis Francis

I'M LAUNCHING MY FOREVER PUPPIES, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! [he throws away the key]

Tim

No!

Francis Francis

Baby Corp stole all the love from me, and now I'm going to take it back from them. You should understand what I am talkin' about! You got replaced JUST LIKE ME!

Tim

No! I'm nothing like you!

Francis Francis

Bratty kid!

Let our parents go! His parents. The parents.

Tim

Yeah!

Francis Francis

YOU COULD'VE HAD YOUR PARENTS' LOVE ALL TO YOURSELF AGAIN?! BUT NO!!! YOU BLEW IT!!! YOU LET THAT BABY BOSS YOU AROUND!!!!!!!

He doesn't work for me.

Tim

We're partners. Ha!

Francis Francis

Ha! I'm not ticklish.

Francis Francis

Hey! Where's the baby?

Everyone has a tickle spot!

Francis Francis

My ears! Stop it! [Tim and Boss Baby get past Francis Francis; Francis Francis angrily throws his cane at the boys] LITTLE BRATS! [The cane hits Tim and Boss Baby and they are dangling on a platform over a pool of formula] Ha-ha-ha-ha! Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance.

WRONG! You're not supposed to end with "Ha!"

Tim

That's right!

Francis Francis

What?
Boss Baby You're supposed to end with...

AAARRGGH!

En garde!

Francis Francis

Hey, oh! Argh! D'oh!

Tim

You are fired!

And here's your severance package!

Wait. No, no, no! Argh-ha!

Francis Francis

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhh!!!!!

Ha, ha-ha!

Tim

Take that, you scurvy scally-wag!

Argh!

One minute and counting.

Help!

Anybody!

Tim, what are you doing? NOOOOOO! [laughs]

Tim

Mom, Dad, I'm coming!

Tim?

Is that you?

Tim

Don't worry, Mom and Dad, I got this!

Are you okay?

Is the baby all right?

Yes, the baby's fine!

Who was that?

Tim

Uh, uh, that was me. [clears throat] The baby's fine. It won't budge!

What's happening?

Tim

Wait a second. Hey. I know a way to move my parents.

How?

Tim

We can use the puppies!

Upsies! I need upsies!

Tim

But what if you go baby again?

It will be fine! [goes back into normal baby mode] Fine, fine... [slaps] FINE!! It will be fine.

Tim

Hang on to your diaper! Woo-hoo!

We are moving!

Why are we moving?

Tim

All right, Mom and Dad, hang on!

T-minus thirty seconds.

Tim

Oh no, wait! Hold on!

Go, Tim! Get your parents... out of here.

Tim

You have gotta jump! Come on, it is a piece of cake! No, no patty cake, get down! [This saddens Boss Baby, who starts crying.] Don't cry, I am sorry, I am sorry, please don't cry.

Twenty seconds. Fifteen seconds.

Tim

Blackbird singing in the dead of night. Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life. You were only waiting, for this moment to arise.

Three... [Tim: Gotcha!] two... one... blast off!

Tim

Yeah! Hey, are you still in there? Aha!

Ah! What happened? Did we win?

Tim

We won!

We won?

Tim

We won, we won, we won!

We won! Yes! [snores] Victory nap! Whoo!

Baby Francis

You ruined everything!

Tim

Whoa!

Ew!

Baby Francis

It's not fair! It's not fair! It's not fair!

Tim

That's not right.

Baby Francis

Ugh! Now you're really going to pay!

Oh yeah?! It's time you pick on someone your own size?!

Baby Francis

What?! Eugene! You put me down! You hear me?! I am the boss of you!

Eugene

This time, we will raise him right. [making a humming tune]

Well, I am sure that is gonna turn out fine.

Tim, what is happening?

Tim

Mom, Dad, hold on! Yes!

Tim?

Tim!

Tim! Oh, are you okay?

Tim

I am fine, we are fine.

You saved us.

You are our hero.

And a great big brother.

Oh, we love you both so much.

Tim

Both of us?

With all our heart.

Let's go home.