Don't be nervous, buddy.
It's only overnight.
We'll be back before you know it.
Besides, you boys are in great hands. [Eugene laughing]
Francis Francis
That's right, Eugenia is practically perfect in every way!
Tim
No! Please don't go with him. Francis Francis is trying to-
Francis Francis
Oh! Believe me, Eugenia won't take her eyes off your children. Not for one second.
That's very reassuring.
Francis Francis
Now you see them... [crushes cookies] and now, you don't. [Ted and Janice are ready to the airport with Francis Francis] Too-da-loo!
Eugene
Hoo-hoo-hoo!
Francis Francis
To the airport! [Eugene takes Tim and Boss Baby to the baby's room]
It's over, I'm through. What do we do, Templeton, what do we do?
Tim
We have to get to the airport and stop Francis before the plane takes off.
Yes, but how do we get past Scary Poppins down there?
Tim
Okay, there must be something we can do... [Boss Baby cries] Hey, it's not that bad? [Boss Baby laughs] Are you okay? What's the matter with you?
Ah! DON'T LOOK AT ME! Oh no, without my formula, I have turned into a normal baby! You know, goo-goo, ga-ga, the whole bit!
Tim
Oh no.
Ah!
Tim
Bleugh! Gross!
Ew, ew!
Tim
Ow!
I'm a ticking baby time bomb! I'm going to turn into a PUKING, POOPING, HELPLESS BABY!
Tim
Wait a second. That gives me an idea!
What? What is it?
Tim
I've been through a lot of babysitters, and they all fear one thing.
Now ladies, the secret to deep fried butter, is a healthy dab of margarine.
Eugene
Mm. Yum-yum.
Tim
Hey, Mr. Lady Man! [Eugene: Huh!?] The baby, I think he's sick! [Eugene exclaims] You gotta do something. [Tim kicks the vacuum and fake vomit spews all over Eugene.] Oh, the horror! [Tim follows Eugene around shooting green barf at him from the hose beside the baby's face. He loses his grip and the baby goes flying.]
Templeton!
Delicious! [Tim aims the vomit at Eugene's mouth. ]
Tim
Gross, it got in your mouth! Ew, it got in my mouth, too! I think I'm gonna be sick!
¡Vamonos al baño! [Eugene dashes to the bathroom. Boss Baby swerves the vacuum to the bathroom and leaps off.] Swirly! [He clogs the toilet lid over Eugene. Eugene gets up with the toilet stuck on his head.]
Tim
There's only an hour before the plane takes off.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's take the bike!
Tim
Uh, the bike? Um... I don't know. Ah!
Let's move!
Tim
Okay, but wait right here.
What? Where are you going? Templeton!
Tim
Always wear a helmet.
Eugene
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
Too-da-loo, toilet head!
Tim
Ha! You'll never catch us!
Staci! [over speaker] Staci, come in!
Oh, Staci.
Is that you, boss?
Code red! I am being chased by a killer babysitter! Gather the team!
On it, boss.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Code red!
Got it! [?] We got a code red! Repeat. We got a code red!
What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go!
Tim
But that's jaywalking!
Here, I'll pay your ticket. Go! [?]
Tim
I think we lost him!
Oh no, we didn't! [?]
Flower power! [?]
Pow, pow, pow, pow, pow, pow!
Ha-ha, that's my boy!
Poppy! [?] Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. [?]
Uh-oh.
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run. [Eugene makes an evil chuckle, Tim and Boss Baby are riding a bicycle with training wheels, going after their parents, who are on their way to the airport, while being chased by Eugene]
Tim, you've gotta go faster!
Tim
I can't! I can't do it!
You can! Ha![leaps up onto Tim's shoulder] You've got it in you, Templeton! Now, eyes ahead! I said eyes ahead, son! Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it! Either you run the day, or the day runs you. [Tim pedals faster, Eugene almost catches them, but Boss Baby dodges his grasp, and they get further away] Good! [the bicycle's training wheels break off] Uh-oh!
Tim
Whoa! My training wheels! I can't ride without training wheels!
Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right!
Tim
Ah! What are you talking about?
The path to success is not a straight line, Templeton, but rather a wild ride... like a ship at sea! And you're a sea captain, taming a turbulent ocean! [The scene transforms from a suburb to an ocean, with Tim and Boss Baby riding a boat]
Tim
I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean! [they evade the incoming "whale"]
Ah!
Good!
Tim
Tree! I'm gonna hit it!
Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.
Tim
What?
AIM AWAY FROM FAILURE! [Tim steers away from the tree, the scene transforms back into a suburb backdrop]
Tim
I'm doing it, I'm doing it! [They travel through a forest, with Eugene close behind who is smashing past trees]
Once success is a habit, then it's all down...
HILL! [They ride down a hill, at which time, they see the car which their parents are in with Francis Francis]
Tim
Look, there they are! Mom, Dad! [as the car passes the train crossing, the train passes by] Train!
Choo-choo! [They continue to approach the train crossing, with Eugene close behind] Templeton, stop! [Tim notices a mold of sand at a construction site next to the tracks, Tim steers towards it] What are you doing? [Tim pedals faster, the scene transforms into a ramp, with them riding a motorcycle, at the end of a ramp there is a ring of fire]
Tim
We're gonna make it!
But I don't have a quote for this! [They jump, Boss Baby yells out "Aaahhh!", and they make it, as the scene transform back into the "real" world, Eugene crashes into the mold of sand, ending the pursuit] (to Tim) You did it!
Tim
No, we did it!
And all without your training wheels.
Tim
Coming through!
Baby on board!
Tim
Hang on to your diaper! Duck and cover!
Whoa,
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it, buddy! I'm gonna need a strip search on two.
Tim
Um, there they are! Mom, Dad!
Hey, not so fast! Uh! Oh no. [laughs and coos] Ah! Templeton!
Hey! [Tim: Sorry!] [Boss Baby laughs and eats a coin]
Tim
Hey, where'd you go? Oh no. Not again! Not now.
Ugh! What the...? Ah! Ah, ah, ah, ah! No, no, no, no!
Tim
Come on!
Ugh. I think I ate $1.75.
Tim
Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad!
Francis Francis
Ah! Hurry now! Move! [Tim: Stop!] We don't wanna miss our flight! [Tim: No!] I warned you!
Tim
Wait! No! [Boss Baby: No, no!] Mom, Dad! Stop!
No!
Tim
No, no, no! [watching Francis Francis escape on the Puppy Co. plane with his parents] They're gone.
I failed.
Tim
I would've gotten to my parents if I didn't have to go back for you!
What? We would've been here in plenty of time if you knew how to ride a bike like a normal kid! We're never going to stop the launch on time.
Tim
Who cares? My parents are in danger!
I care! Baby Corp is gonna go out of business!
Tim
UGHHHH!! That's all you ever talk about! You don't even know what it's like to be part of a family!
And you don't know what it's like to have a job!
Tim
You don't know anything about hugs, or bedtime stories, or special songs!
Oh, please. Stop acting like a baby.
Tim
You're a baby!
You take that back.
Tim
My life was perfect until you showed up!
Oh, believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual. I wish I'd never met you!
Tim
I WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN!
Tim
Where are you going? FINE!!
