Human
Time to go! [tries to fly, but falls] Right, still human.
Played by Derek Drymon 
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) · 73 quotes
Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022) · 73 quotes
Oh, no! I have a total dad bod!
More lines from Human
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Human
Being a human is the worst.
Human
Mosquito!
Scenes with Human
2 scenes
Bellhop
[static crackles] [barks] [The movie opens in a house many years ago. A young Mavis stares out the window as rain pours down. She sighs sadly. Then, her father appears, playing his ukulele.]
What? I-I can't believe it. The nightmare… it's over! I'm human again!
Murray
Absolutely not.
Wayne
Nope.
Wayne
Whoa.
Both
Whoa.
Monster Johnny
Why not?
Human Dracula
Right. Still human.
Frank
[Back at the party, the ice fountain slowly starts to melt after being hit by the ray while the water glows green. The Drac Pack entered.]
I-I don't know. It took me by surprise. It's, uh, kind of an improvement.
Wayne
(groans)
Drac always does this. I always hate getting caught between him and Mavis.
Griffin
Yeah, "Now that you're human, you can't do nothing about it."
Wayne
"Go do your own dirty work for a change, buster."
Frank
(texts)
Okay, got it. (sends the text) Send.
Wayne
You actually sent that?
Murray
[He shows them a gif of a dancing cat. The monsters were not amused. Soon, Blobby comes by.]
That's a nice one, Blobby.
Griffin
Hey, here's to Blobby.
Griffin
[He gets out a glass and grabs some of the green water from the fountain. He then burbles, to which Blobby replies in shock.]
No, Bl… No, Blobby. I just said, "Here's a toast to a bunch of great guys." What does he think I said?
Griffin
[Blobby narrows his eyes at Griffin and the rest of the Drac Pack have a glass of green water.] (they toast their drinks)
Cheers!
Murray
[The Drac Pack drinks their drink, though Blobby inserts it into his body. Then, Murray's stomach grumbles.]
Huh? Whoa!
Murray
[His glowing green eyes turn normal.]
Something is happening.
Griffin
[His wrappings start to unravel. Then, Wayne starts to lose hair on parts of his body. Next, Griffin slowly starts to turn visible.]
Oh, no. [his nose appears] No, nose, nose.
Frankenstein
Uh, wh… why? [his stitches are becoming undone] My stitches. Oh. What the… [grows some beautiful hair] Aah! What’s going on?
Human Murray
[Murray shrieks until he turns into an old human.]
What the...
Human Wayne
[Wayne's belly became full but turned out to be skinny to let his losing fur come out of his shirt.]
My fur!
Human Griffin
[Then, his fur falls off and his human head forms, a beard grows on his face. He noticed in fear.] [as he becomes visible]
Oh, no, no. What's this, you guys? Oh, I'm balding?
Human Murray
What's happening?
Human Wayne
What the...
Human Murray and Human Wayne
[They see Griffin fully visible but completely naked.] [looks at Griffin]
Naked!
Human Frank
[Griffin looks down at his visible naked body and covers himself] [the three panic] [offscreen]
Wow.
Human Frank
[They turn to see Frank, now a handsome hunk.]
What’s up, fellas? (takes a selfie)
Human Murray
[The others were stunned by this.]
Ooh.
Human Griffin
Oh, he got the worst of it.
Blobby
(confused burbling)
Blobby
[Suddenly, his stomach gurgles, as Blobby begins to change] (burbling yelling)
Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank
Huh? (gasps and shouts)
Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank
[Blobby transforms into… a green Jello on a plate. A beat was heard. The Human Drac Pack starts to scream loudly in terror after seeing Blobby transform.]
AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Monster Johnny
[Cut in the sky, the Gremlin airplane flies through with Johnny’s monster head sticking out like a dog.]
Wow. Flying as a monster is so much better. Right, Drac?
Mavis
I really need to talk to you. Dad, are you in here? (checks the coffin bed) Dad? (sighs) Where is he?
Mavis
Okay, yep, something's definitely going on.
Monster Johnny
Wait... there's no monster real estate law? Well, then... then that means that this... this was all a lie? You didn't want to have some bonding time with me. [furiously] You just didn't want to give me the hotel!
Human Dracula
No. I-I mean, yes, but…
Monster Johnny
You hate me!
Human Dracula
Johnny, no! I-I didn’t mean…
Mavis
Dad, how could you? After everything.
Monster Johnny
It's easy! [starts shapeshifting] cause I.... Not part of your family!
Human Dracula
Johnny, something is happening to you.
Monster Johnny
[swats the campfire away with his tail and storms off into the jungle]
Johnny out of here!
