Murray quotes from Hotel Transylvania: Transformania (2022)
Played by Keegan-Michael Key
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That's a nice one, Blobby.
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[static crackles]
[barks]
[The movie opens in a house many years ago. A young Mavis stares out the window as rain pours down. She sighs sadly. Then, her father appears, playing his ukulele.]
Bellhop: What? I-I can't believe it. The nightmare… it's over! I'm human again!
Murray: Absolutely not.
Wayne: Nope.
Wayne: Whoa.
Both: Whoa.
Monster Johnny: Why not?
Human Dracula: Right. Still human.
[Back at the party, the ice fountain slowly starts to melt after being hit by the ray while the water glows green. The Drac Pack entered.]
Frank: I-I don't know. It took me by surprise. It's, uh, kind of an improvement.
Wayne: (groans) Drac always does this. I always hate getting caught between him and Mavis.
Griffin: Yeah, "Now that you're human, you can't do nothing about it."
Wayne: "Go do your own dirty work for a change, buster."
Frank: (texts) Okay, got it. (sends the text) Send.
Wayne: You actually sent that?
[He shows them a gif of a dancing cat. The monsters were not amused. Soon, Blobby comes by.]
Murray: That's a nice one, Blobby.
Griffin: Hey, here's to Blobby.
[He gets out a glass and grabs some of the green water from the fountain. He then burbles, to which Blobby replies in shock.]
Griffin: No, Bl… No, Blobby. I just said, "Here's a toast to a bunch of great guys." What does he think I said?
[Blobby narrows his eyes at Griffin and the rest of the Drac Pack have a glass of green water.]
Griffin: (they toast their drinks) Cheers!
[The Drac Pack drinks their drink, though Blobby inserts it into his body. Then, Murray's stomach grumbles.]
Murray: Huh? Whoa!
[His glowing green eyes turn normal.]
Murray: Something is happening.
[His wrappings start to unravel. Then, Wayne starts to lose hair on parts of his body. Next, Griffin slowly starts to turn visible.]
Griffin: Oh, no. [his nose appears] No, nose, nose.
Frankenstein: Uh, wh… why? [his stitches are becoming undone] My stitches. Oh. What the… [grows some beautiful hair] Aah! What’s going on?
[Murray shrieks until he turns into an old human.]
Human Murray: What the...
[Wayne's belly became full but turned out to be skinny to let his losing fur come out of his shirt.]
Human Wayne: My fur!
[Then, his fur falls off and his human head forms, a beard grows on his face. He noticed in fear.]
Human Griffin: [as he becomes visible] Oh, no, no. What's this, you guys? Oh, I'm balding?
Human Murray: What's happening?
Human Wayne: What the...
[They see Griffin fully visible but completely naked.]
Human Murray and Human Wayne: [looks at Griffin] Naked!
[Griffin looks down at his visible naked body and covers himself]
[the three panic]
Human Frank: [offscreen] Wow.
[They turn to see Frank, now a handsome hunk.]
Human Frank: What’s up, fellas? (takes a selfie)
[The others were stunned by this.]
Human Murray: Ooh.
Human Griffin: Oh, he got the worst of it.
Blobby: (confused burbling)
[Suddenly, his stomach gurgles, as Blobby begins to change]
Blobby: (burbling yelling)
Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank: Huh? (gasps and shouts)
[Blobby transforms into… a green Jello on a plate. A beat was heard. The Human Drac Pack starts to scream loudly in terror after seeing Blobby transform.]
Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
[Cut in the sky, the Gremlin airplane flies through with Johnny’s monster head sticking out like a dog.]
Monster Johnny: Wow. Flying as a monster is so much better. Right, Drac?
Mavis: I really need to talk to you. Dad, are you in here? (checks the coffin bed) Dad? (sighs) Where is he?
Mavis: Okay, yep, something's definitely going on.
[barks]
[The movie opens in a house many years ago. A young Mavis stares out the window as rain pours down. She sighs sadly. Then, her father appears, playing his ukulele.]
Bellhop: What? I-I can't believe it. The nightmare… it's over! I'm human again!
Murray: Absolutely not.
Wayne: Nope.
Wayne: Whoa.
Both: Whoa.
Monster Johnny: Why not?
Human Dracula: Right. Still human.
[Back at the party, the ice fountain slowly starts to melt after being hit by the ray while the water glows green. The Drac Pack entered.]
Frank: I-I don't know. It took me by surprise. It's, uh, kind of an improvement.
Wayne: (groans) Drac always does this. I always hate getting caught between him and Mavis.
Griffin: Yeah, "Now that you're human, you can't do nothing about it."
Wayne: "Go do your own dirty work for a change, buster."
Frank: (texts) Okay, got it. (sends the text) Send.
Wayne: You actually sent that?
[He shows them a gif of a dancing cat. The monsters were not amused. Soon, Blobby comes by.]
Murray: That's a nice one, Blobby.
Griffin: Hey, here's to Blobby.
[He gets out a glass and grabs some of the green water from the fountain. He then burbles, to which Blobby replies in shock.]
Griffin: No, Bl… No, Blobby. I just said, "Here's a toast to a bunch of great guys." What does he think I said?
[Blobby narrows his eyes at Griffin and the rest of the Drac Pack have a glass of green water.]
Griffin: (they toast their drinks) Cheers!
[The Drac Pack drinks their drink, though Blobby inserts it into his body. Then, Murray's stomach grumbles.]
Murray: Huh? Whoa!
[His glowing green eyes turn normal.]
Murray: Something is happening.
[His wrappings start to unravel. Then, Wayne starts to lose hair on parts of his body. Next, Griffin slowly starts to turn visible.]
Griffin: Oh, no. [his nose appears] No, nose, nose.
Frankenstein: Uh, wh… why? [his stitches are becoming undone] My stitches. Oh. What the… [grows some beautiful hair] Aah! What’s going on?
[Murray shrieks until he turns into an old human.]
Human Murray: What the...
[Wayne's belly became full but turned out to be skinny to let his losing fur come out of his shirt.]
Human Wayne: My fur!
[Then, his fur falls off and his human head forms, a beard grows on his face. He noticed in fear.]
Human Griffin: [as he becomes visible] Oh, no, no. What's this, you guys? Oh, I'm balding?
Human Murray: What's happening?
Human Wayne: What the...
[They see Griffin fully visible but completely naked.]
Human Murray and Human Wayne: [looks at Griffin] Naked!
[Griffin looks down at his visible naked body and covers himself]
[the three panic]
Human Frank: [offscreen] Wow.
[They turn to see Frank, now a handsome hunk.]
Human Frank: What’s up, fellas? (takes a selfie)
[The others were stunned by this.]
Human Murray: Ooh.
Human Griffin: Oh, he got the worst of it.
Blobby: (confused burbling)
[Suddenly, his stomach gurgles, as Blobby begins to change]
Blobby: (burbling yelling)
Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank: Huh? (gasps and shouts)
[Blobby transforms into… a green Jello on a plate. A beat was heard. The Human Drac Pack starts to scream loudly in terror after seeing Blobby transform.]
Human Murray, Human Wayne, Human Griffin and Human Frank: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
[Cut in the sky, the Gremlin airplane flies through with Johnny’s monster head sticking out like a dog.]
Monster Johnny: Wow. Flying as a monster is so much better. Right, Drac?
Mavis: I really need to talk to you. Dad, are you in here? (checks the coffin bed) Dad? (sighs) Where is he?
Mavis: Okay, yep, something's definitely going on.
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Sunny: Mom! Wesley's touching me!
Wesley: She touched me first!
Human Wayne: (sighs) We're dead.
Frank: (chuckles) Hey. Not bad, huh? (takes a selfie)
[He takes a selfie. Eunice shrieks and cuts off the hair with a sword. The hair is reduced to Frank’s regular hair, much to his dismay.]
[Meanwhile, Wanda relaxes on a lounge chair by herself while Wayne is stuck with the wolf pups as payback for his Walter trick.]
Wayne: [sighs] I miss being Walter. (one of the pups bites his foot) Ow!
[We then see Griffin about to remove his small clothes.]
Murray: (disgusted) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! (pulls up his pants) No-no! You-you are keeping those on!
Griffin: (nonchalant) Don't be so uptight. I'm inviz.
Ericka: Go ahead. Now's your chance.
Johnny and Mavis: (shocked) Huh?
[They then see that the hotel is in ruins.]
Dracula: (shocked) What happened?
Mavis: [smiles] Well, we just made a couple of tiny adjustments.
Wesley: She touched me first!
Human Wayne: (sighs) We're dead.
Frank: (chuckles) Hey. Not bad, huh? (takes a selfie)
[He takes a selfie. Eunice shrieks and cuts off the hair with a sword. The hair is reduced to Frank’s regular hair, much to his dismay.]
[Meanwhile, Wanda relaxes on a lounge chair by herself while Wayne is stuck with the wolf pups as payback for his Walter trick.]
Wayne: [sighs] I miss being Walter. (one of the pups bites his foot) Ow!
[We then see Griffin about to remove his small clothes.]
Murray: (disgusted) Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! (pulls up his pants) No-no! You-you are keeping those on!
Griffin: (nonchalant) Don't be so uptight. I'm inviz.
Ericka: Go ahead. Now's your chance.
Johnny and Mavis: (shocked) Huh?
[They then see that the hotel is in ruins.]
Dracula: (shocked) What happened?
Mavis: [smiles] Well, we just made a couple of tiny adjustments.