I want to see the baby.
Storks (2016) · 32 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Storks (2016): in 10 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Junior (6)
Tulip is fine. Orphan hurts my heart.
More lines from Tulip
2 quotesYou don't? [laughing with Junior] All right, you laugh when you're uncomfortable. Am I pushing your buttons?
Scenes with Tulip
7 scenesExcuse me! Orphan Tulip?
Junior, you're talking to me?
Yes, Orphan Tulip!
No, it's ju- Uh, it's just that you never talk to me.
Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip.
Oh, uh, Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart.
Oh boy. Uh, Tulip, OK. I have news for you.
Before you finish, for you to come to wish me a happy birthday, that's just the nicest, you know it's like a little rainbow. So, thank you. [sniffs] That's really nice. But, oh, I'm sorry, I interrupted you. What were you gonna tell me?
Uh...Oh boy. I have wonderful news for you. You have been liberated.
What does that mean?
Well, it means that you are [softly, faster] fired.
What?
You're fir...[stuttering; grunting]
Are you okay?
Excuse me. You're fi...You're fantasic!
Really? Because I just blew up the most of the factory.
Oh yeah. What a twist. Um...Well, it means [a scene pans over the baby factory] Oh!
Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby? This is crazy! We're delivering a baby!
No, we're delivering a package. Maybe we should name it instead of calling the package. We do not name the package, OK? We make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver. And we get back to Storkcon, so, the board can name me boss.
Whoa, it's so exciting! What can we expect from boss Junior?
You can tell me, come on.
It's gonna be big.
Like, what? Like what? How big? Like, what are you gonna do?
I prefer we're gonna talk about it right now.
Do you not know?
What?
Oh, my gosh, you don't know.
If you don't know, why do you want to be boss?
I know.
You don't? [laughing with Junior] All man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable.
Am I pushing your buttons?
Uh, no.
Yes, I am.
Nah, no.
Beep, beep, Boop, boop, beep, beep...
No, those aren't even where my buttons would be if I had buttons.
Beep, beep, boop, boop...
Nice try.
I am programming you to tell me why you want to be boss.
Beep, beep, boop, boop...
We're having a good time together.
Why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss?
BACK OFF!!!
AAAAAAGH!! [Junior gets Tulip back on the plane after her hat and goggles blew off]
Wow! Well, that was funny. You almost died. I guess the lesson we learned today is... don't ask me why I want to be boss, right? [chuckles] Okay, good talk.
Look at the baby!
NO! Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life!
Awww!
If this baby finds her family, then maybe I can find mine.
Suck it, wolves!
Wolf Pack, form a wolf bridge!
What is happening?
The wolves are forming a suspension bridge.
How is that possible?
I don't know.
Birds can't see glass!