A character in Storks (2016)

Tulip quotes from Storks (2016)

Katie Crown
Played by Katie Crown Storks (2016) · 32 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in Storks (2016): in 10 of its 32 quotes
Most scenes with: Junior (6)

A line from Tulip

Tulip is fine. Orphan hurts my heart.

More lines from Tulip

2 quotes
Tulip

You don't? [laughing with Junior] All right, you laugh when you're uncomfortable. Am I pushing your buttons?

Scenes with Tulip

7 scenes

Excuse me! Orphan Tulip?

Tulip

Junior, you're talking to me?

Yes, Orphan Tulip!

Tulip

No, it's ju- Uh, it's just that you never talk to me.

Well, yeah, that's changing starting today, Orphan Tulip.

Tulip

Oh, uh, Tulip is just fine, Orphan hurts my heart.

Oh boy. Uh, Tulip, OK. I have news for you.

Tulip

Before you finish, for you to come to wish me a happy birthday, that's just the nicest, you know it's like a little rainbow. So, thank you. [sniffs] That's really nice. But, oh, I'm sorry, I interrupted you. What were you gonna tell me?

Uh...Oh boy. I have wonderful news for you. You have been liberated.

Tulip

What does that mean?

Well, it means that you are [softly, faster] fired.

Tulip

What?

You're fir...[stuttering; grunting]

Tulip

Are you okay?

Excuse me. You're fi...You're fantasic!

Tulip

Really? Because I just blew up the most of the factory.

Oh yeah. What a twist. Um...Well, it means [a scene pans over the baby factory] Oh!

Tulip
[singing]

Baby, what are we gonna call you, baby? This is crazy! We're delivering a baby!

No, we're delivering a package. Maybe we should name it instead of calling the package. We do not name the package, OK? We make a plan, stick to the plan, always deliver. And we get back to Storkcon, so, the board can name me boss.

Tulip

Whoa, it's so exciting! What can we expect from boss Junior?

[lowers Tulip's hand]

Oh, you know it's top secret. [guffaws]

Tulip

You can tell me, come on.

It's gonna be big.

Tulip

Like, what? Like what? How big? Like, what are you gonna do?

I prefer we're gonna talk about it right now.

Tulip
[both laugh]

Do you not know?

What?

Tulip

Oh, my gosh, you don't know.

[offscreen]

I know.

Tulip
[gasps]

If you don't know, why do you want to be boss?

I know.

Tulip

You don't? [laughing with Junior] All man, you laugh when you're uncomfortable.

[laughing]

No.

Tulip

Am I pushing your buttons?

Uh, no.

Tulip

Yes, I am.

Nah, no.

Tulip
[laughing]

Beep, beep, Boop, boop, beep, beep...

No, those aren't even where my buttons would be if I had buttons.

Tulip

Beep, beep, boop, boop...

Nice try.

Tulip
[robotic voice]

I am programming you to tell me why you want to be boss.

[robotic voice]

I love robots, so this is fun.

Tulip

Beep, beep, boop, boop...

We're having a good time together.

Tulip

Why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss, why do you want to be boss?

BACK OFF!!!

Tulip

AAAAAAGH!! [Junior gets Tulip back on the plane after her hat and goggles blew off]

Wow! Well, that was funny. You almost died. I guess the lesson we learned today is... don't ask me why I want to be boss, right? [chuckles] Okay, good talk.

Tulip

Look at the baby!

NO! Just a brief exposure to baby cuteness can ruin your life!

Tulip and Junior
[both look at the pink-haired baby girl]

Awww!

Tulip

If this baby finds her family, then maybe I can find mine.

[Junior, Tulip and Diamond Destiny get across a bridge and cut it so that the Wolf Pack can't get across]

Suck it, wolves!

Wolf Pack, form a wolf bridge!

What is happening?

Tulip

The wolves are forming a suspension bridge.

How is that possible?

Tulip

I don't know.

[Junior smacks into a glass pathway]

My old nemesis: glass!

Tulip
[gasps]

Birds can't see glass!

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