Henry
Gardner Real Estate. Henry...
Sarah
...And Sarah...
B Both
Gardner! A house is not a home without a Gardner! [laughs]
Nate
Ninja Commander, where are you?
Henry
Uh, can you hold one second?
Nate
You promised me that we were taking down Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon. You didn't show up, and now he controls most of Western Europe. Ethnic tension is on the rise.
Henry
Yeah...We're totally done after this call, okay?
Nate
Really?
Henry
Five more minutes.
Sarah
And then we'll stop.
Nate
Mom! Dad! the storks are bringing me a baby brother!
Henry
[yawns]
That sounds like a nice dream, buddy.
Sarah
Let's go back to sleep, honey.
Nate
This is the best day of my life!
NA Nate and Henry
Five more minutes and then we stop.
Sarah
[shocked]
What?!
NA Nate and Henry
Five more minutes...
Sarah
[off-screen]
No! [As Henry accidentally throws a sledge hammer away, crashes] That's our chimney, you're gonna destroy the whole roof?!
Nate
Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.
Henry
What he said.
Sarah
No. Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney. Come on, don't make me the mean mom.
Nate
Dads are fun, moms are mean.
Henry
I heard that!
Sarah
Parent conference. [As she pinches Henry's ear]
Henry
Pinching.
Sarah
Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy. We need to tell him.
Henry
Tell him what? What, to go watch more TV? This is the best time I've had with Nate in my life. I actually feel like a dad again.
Sarah
And when no baby brother shows up?
Henry
Well, then we tell him. We can get a new chimney, but we'll never be able to replace this time with Nate. And if we put those headsets back on, how old will Nate be when we take them off again?
Nate
I'm not a jerky teenager yet. Fleeting moments, precious memories.
P Policeman
This is not code.
Nate
[Henry and Sarah gasp]
What?!
P Policeman
It's all have come down.
Junior
[Hunter opens the door; gasps]
Hunter?
Junior
[stammers]
But, but-but-but...
H Hunter
[mockingly]
"But, but-but-but-but..." You are so idiotic. How were you not suspicious? [the screen zooms out to reveal a fake house in front of two warehouses]
Junior
I thought this was a gentrifying neighborhood.
Toady
Didn't expect to see you here, brah! Oh, yes, I did. I set it up.
H Hunter
Seize the thing!
Junior
[penguins squeak and take Diamond Destiny]
Wait, no! Not the baby!
H Hunter
Don't worry, she's gonna be fine. She's with penguins. There are whole documentaries about how great they are at baby-sitting!
H Hunter
[a scene where a penguin in a snowy storm, a walrus ate it and except the egg]
And she'll be an excellent swimmer. And then when she's old enough, we'll return her to the human world.
Junior
That's insane! You need to deliver her!
H Hunter
We can't let it get out that we accidentally made a baby! Our stock would plummet everything we've built. My entire company will fall apart. Those parents can never find out.
Toady
Okay we're ready to go. [as he puts a pink bonnet on a tied up Junior and puts a pacifier in his beak] Who's the baby now?
H Hunter
Good enough.
[Diamond Destiny cries as she looks back at Junior as she gets abducted by the penguins as Junior muffled screaming] [A penguin shuts the door]
