Henry
Gardner Real Estate. Henry...
Sarah
...And Sarah...
B Both
Gardner! A house is not a home without a Gardner! [laughs]
Nate
Ninja Commander, where are you?
Henry
Uh, can you hold one second?
Nate
You promised me that we were taking down Dr. LeFreeze this afternoon. You didn't show up, and now he controls most of Western Europe. Ethnic tension is on the rise.
Henry
Yeah...We're totally done after this call, okay?
Nate
Really?
Henry
Five more minutes.
Sarah
And then we'll stop.
Nate
Mom! Dad! the storks are bringing me a baby brother!
Henry
[yawns]
That sounds like a nice dream, buddy.
Sarah
Let's go back to sleep, honey.
Nate
This is the best day of my life!
NA Nate and Henry
Five more minutes and then we stop.
Sarah
[shocked]
What?!
NA Nate and Henry
Five more minutes...
Sarah
[off-screen]
No! [As Henry accidentally throws a sledge hammer away, crashes] That's our chimney, you're gonna destroy the whole roof?!
Nate
Mom, we have to replace the chimney with a slide for when the storks deliver my baby brother.
Henry
What he said.
Sarah
No. Don't be crazy. You cannot do the chimney. Come on, don't make me the mean mom.
Nate
Dads are fun, moms are mean.
Henry
I heard that!
Sarah
Parent conference. [As she pinches Henry's ear]
Henry
Pinching.
Sarah
Henry, people are gonna think we're crazy. We need to tell him.
Henry
Tell him what? What, to go watch more TV? This is the best time I've had with Nate in my life. I actually feel like a dad again.
Sarah
And when no baby brother shows up?
Henry
Well, then we tell him. We can get a new chimney, but we'll never be able to replace this time with Nate. And if we put those headsets back on, how old will Nate be when we take them off again?
Nate
I'm not a jerky teenager yet. Fleeting moments, precious memories.
